Rikku jumped off a building.
By: The Ruler Of The Universe
Disclaimer: I don't own this stuff…
"MUHAHA! I'M GOING TO SUCK…" Rikku thought a moment. "… YOUR BLOOD! HAHA!"
"MAN! Why do you get to be the vampire?" Paine's head exploded, but then it came back.
" 'Cause I'm the best sucker. DUH! Dummy Paine."
"…"
Rikku leaps for Gippal and starts sucking the blood out of his neck.
"HEY! Quit it Rikku! That TICKLES!"
"Man Rikku, you're a cruddy vampire! You're tickling him!"
"MUHAHA! AND HE CAN'T STOP ME!" Rikku disappeared into the distance.
But she flew back and stuff with other stuff, with stuff like that and stuff and stuff and stuff on that…
But really it was just Baralai.
"MUHAHA! Rikku, you cannot escape your DESTINY!"
"What the hell you talkin' bout, YOU MAN!"
"HUH! HOW DARE YOU!" Baralai transformed into the purple teletubbie with peanut butter ACTION!
"Oh yeah now I remember…" Rikku pulled out a big red button.
"NO RIKKU! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!" Paine flew away.
"DUM DUM DUM!" Rikku pushed the button, causing thousands of delays in Michigan.
"Oh man…"
MEANWHILE…
"Once upon a time, there was a sandwich. His name was charles. Everybody hated him because he wasn't bologna… HE WAS… TURKEY! (dum dum dum…)But one day, he was eavesdropping on the wall and it talked about the magic wall outlet thingy that could grant any wish.So an hour later, he set off on his mission to find that outlet, but tragically died in a bizarre Spam/hair spray incident."
THE END.
"That's nice Kuja, but how does that have anything to do with that broke T.V.?"
Kuja thought a second. "… SHUT UP!"
Vegnagun burped.
"Aww… Thank you Charles!" Kuja petted him.
Then Seymour appeared out of nowhere and ate a popsicle!
"I guess you are wondering why I summoned you people… THEY ATE ALL THE RICE CRISPIES!"
"WHAT!" Kuja's eye twitched.
" OH NO!"
" WHO DID IT! I'll kill 'em…" Kuja leaped into mis-guided coffee action.
" It was… this person!"
Seymour pulls out a pic. Of Rikku that was drooled on, spit on, and had mouth fluids on it.
" Lets get her!" Kuja yelled.
MEANWHILE…
Rikku- F is for friends who do stuff together.
Baralai- U is for you and me…
Gippal- N is for anywhere and anytime at all!
Rikku and Baralai and Gippal- Down here in the deep blue sea…
"WHOA! Wait a minute! Were supposed to be FIGHTING!"
"…." (Rikku sat there and thought five hours straight…) "Oh yeah!"
They engaged in malicious combat for 50 FREEKING HOURS… I like that word…
" huff puff fooie! Your pretty good at this…" Rikku poked Baralai.
" poop?"
Then Seymour and the other baddie dudes spring out of the ground.
" MUHAHA! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?"
Baralai and Rikku- YEAH!
"Oh… sorry… I meant to say DIE not ROCK, DIE! Gotta write that down…"
Will Naraku kill Rikku? Will Baralai kill Rikku? Will everything just explode or some shit like that? Am I on crack? Find out next week on the next episode of
DRAGON BALL Z!
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