Hey guess what, I just got a license to use naruto and the other affiliated characters. Mwahahaha. Just kidding it still belongs to their respective authors, but guess what? This story is all mine.

2 : Fallen angels, Really?

Naruto's POV

"So after pranking that damn pervert I've gotta say I'm pretty bored, might as well ditch school. Nah I wouldn't hear the end of it from the old man, always has a damn way of knowing when I'm ditching school. Unless" " Hehehehe"

Third Person POV

Many were greeted to the sight of a walking blonde maniac,who was clearly planning some evil machination, and began to either look away or clear the path for him. Elsewhere, still in the clutches of feminine fury, Issei sneezed and looked about, he then shrugged,"Must be some pretty girl thinking of how she's going to have sex with me", he thought with a perverted gleam, one which didn't go unnoticed by the majority of the females, and thus the beating ensued, with Issei cries for help, but alas they were not to be answered.

Issei was ecstatic, he had thought he had nothing to live for anymore after the whole female student body had declared him an outcast and so he was content to mope a little and then liven up later with a little porn. But this girl had come up and then practically asked him out. She said her name was Yuuma Amano and she was a pretty little thing, with jet black hair that stopped mid back and purple enrapturing eyes that he felt he could get lost into, Issei felt he was in love. And so as he lay on his bed that night, his thoughts were of nothing but Yuuma.

The next day came quickly for Issei, he wolfed down his breakfast as fast as it was humanly possible, that is without choking himself on the food, at school he was practically patting himself on the back for asking Yuuma to accompany him to school, the looks on both Matsuda and Motohama's faces were fucking priceless

Matsuda was finally the first one to break out of the trance and he pointed at Issei while gritting his teeth,"How can you have a girlfriend, you bastard, what about all our times of watching porn together, besides how could you get a girl as pretty as this to play along and act as your girlfriend" he asked Issei who on the other hand was close to popping a vein, he then smirked "I'll have you know that not only is Yuuma my girlfriend, she was the one who asked me out. That was the last straw that broke the proverbial camel's back and the two perverts hugged each other and let out a torrent of tears while the couple watched the shameless display afar, Issei then grabbed Yuuma hand and pulled her away from the scene, apparently Issei's reputation as a pervert was so great that they had barely walked six blocks before they were surrounded by a group of females who were members of the kendo club if the large wooden swords they were holding was any indication. He looked and around for a way of escape but found out that unfortunately they were cornered on all sides, he was brought out of his frantic search for a form of escape by the soft voice at his side.

" Ano Issei-kun, who are these"?

"Ah t-they are some friends of mine" he quickly stuttered out

"Ano, but why are they angry"

Issei let out a nervous laugh before he was quickly shut up by a sharp glare from the kendo club's captain

"Hyoudou-san" she said spitting his name out with both contempt and disgust " If you would be so kind as to tell us why you were about to prey on this young innocent girl" she said menacingly while tapping the edge of the sword against her open palm. If Issei was afraid before, now he was on the verge of freaking out, he opened his mouth to attempt to roll out one coherent sentence, but was beaten to it by Yuuma

"Issei-kun is my boyfriend"

As soon as that sentence left her tongue, two things happened, three actually, but the third is not worth mentioning. Issei let out a sigh of relief and all female present let out a collective "What!"

As soon was that happened Issei grabbed Yuuma's hand and hightailed it as fast as he could.

Naruto was trying to find a way to ditch school again when he suddenly caught wind of the latest gossip, apparently Issei had a girlfriend, while normally this shouldn't be news, the blonde knew that the chances of Issei getting a girlfriend were as slim as the chances of him refusing a free meal of ramen, which was pretty much impossible, but the blonde shrugged, besides it wasn't really his problem whether the pervert had a girlfriend or not. And so with that thought the blonde ditched school once again.

After ditching school Naruto had simply opted for sleeping and so crashed on one of the park benches, but imagine his surprise when he saw Issei and a girl he supposed was his acclaimed girlfriend, he sighed and muttered "Well it seems as though the rumours weren't false", he then stretched his hands and prepared to get a little more Shuteye, but he was greeted to a sight he soon wouldn't forget. He saw the girl that Issei had been walking with had transformed into what he would call a hot sexy bird?, he wasn't sure, but Issei was like a brother to him, despite his extremely perverted tendencies, and one thing Uzumaki Naruto didn't allow was letting people he cared for get killed by sexy crazy bird ladies ttebayo.

Issei was sure this was it, he would die without telling his parents goodbye and without touching a beautiful pair of oppai, he closed his eyes waiting for the inevitable pain, but when said pain was only a smack to the cheek, he opened his eyes to find a livid Yuuma, a smirking Naruto and a broken tree branch

" Are you okay",he heard Naruto ask

"Hai, I was so sure I would die", he said with a bit of fear in his eyes

Naruto just smirked," You are not dying now, at least not on my watch"

Yuuma was beyond livid, first the damn pervert had not died, and now there was another an annoying blonde, but no matter she would dispose of him as soon as she was through with the pervert.

"Get ready to die" she yelled as she formed a spear of light from thin air, Issei gasped in fear, while Naruto's smirk increased in intensity, "Entertain me" he yelled back, and a smirk also formed on her face "With pleasure" she yelled also with a hint of madness in her eyes and the began their steady ascent/descent and with a war cry lunged for the other.

SAYONARA please leave plenty of nice reviews and also I need ideas on the harem, don't worry about the length I will start posting at least 8k words starting with the next chapter. Although due to the fact that I'm returning to school. I might be on a temporary hiatus