Chapter 1:Oh man, Oh man, Oh man, Oh man...

(Oran Isle, july 7th, 11:00 AM.)

"What just happened?" Yai frantically asked, as she paced up and down.

"The same thing that happened to me," Chaud-girl coolly answered.

"Why are you all cool about this?" Yai asked.

"I don't get 'emotional", CG said. "I don't care what happens to me, or anyone else I care about. I never get emotional."

Yai nodded, knowing this was true. She started pacing around, when she decided that this was as good a time as any to make the call. She dialed Lan's house, and Mrs. Hikari picked up the phone.

"Um, Mrs. H?" Yai asked.

"Yes, what is it Yai? Is Lan in trouble?" She timidly asked, noticing her tone of voice.

"Um, you could say that... I'd better let Chaud tell you. Now, I know it doesn't look like Chaud, but it is. Trust me" She explained. She handed it to CG, and he appeared in Mrs. Hikari's pet.

"Ok, are you trying to play a joke on me?" She asked, jokingly.

"Maim, I do not joke." CG said. "Let me tell you the whole story."

She told her the whole story, and Mrs. H screamed.

"LAN'S WHAT?" She yelled! "ARE YOU JOKING, MISS?"

"I am not." CG said. "Yai will come to get you."

Mrs. H started pacing up and down, wondering how this could happen. She called Mr. H.

"Hey, you there?" asked Hikura.

"What is it honey? You never call me at work unless it's big. Is Lan in trouble?" Mr. H asked.

"Yes, you better come down, it's really important" She told him, and hung up.

(Oran Isle, 2 hours after Lan&company got blasted by the ray.)

Lan started stirring. He felt weird, as if he was missing something. He saw his parents, Yai, the girl who claimed she was Chaud, and Mr. Famous.

Chapter 2: Trip to the mall.

"Well, I suppose we have no choice," Lan grumbled. "But where is Mega?"

"Well, we had a robot go and get the navi's back." Chaud said, "anyways, he's over on your table."

Lan rushed over to the bedside table, and grabbed his PET.

"Hey, who are you? Where the heck did Lan go?" rang a shrill voice from his PET. "Something bad is happening, and I don't like it one little bit!"

"Megaman?" Lan laughed. "Or should I say, Megagirl. I am Lan, the same thing that must have happened to you happened to me."

Megaman grumbled, and said "It only happened to me, Roll, Protoman, and Tomahawkman."

"Well, we have to go to the mall, if we want to not attract weirded it out looks." Lan explained. "You have the afternoon off. You want to surf the net?"

"What, like this?" Megaman exclaimed. " You might attract weirded it out looks, but I WILL TOO!'

"Deal with it! We have to," Lan replied.

Lan, Chaud, and everyone else went in Chaud's private limo. Normally, he would rather lose to Dex than allow them to ride in his limo. But desperate times come for desperate measures, he thought as he got his limo. He looked around at everybody, and began to talk.

"We are going to attract attention, and that is the last thing we want. Does anyone have any suggestions?" Chaud asked around the limo's back room.

"Um, we could just have Mayl give us her clothes, and then go into the store and buy something. Then we could change into something the other person got, and do that for a while. Mayl could just wear our clothing." Lan said.

Chaud was stunned, Lan never had this good a brainwave usually.

"Ok, Lan, you go first." Said Chaud. "You would fit into Mayl's clothes easier."

They swapped clothes (and made sure everybody had their back turned.) Lan got out of the limo, and hesitantly made his way towards one of the stores, a shop for women only.

He started towards the racks and tables, not really caring what he bought. He only really needed a couple of shirts, a couple of pants, shorts, and some female type underwear.

A small femine voice inside his head said, "We're going to need a lot more clothes than that, honey."

His regular voice argued, "Well I don't intend on staying a girl forever, you know!"

The female voice said, "Why not? I think it would be a cool new adventure."

Whilst the two voices argued, he bought an outfit for everyday of the week, and some other things. He payed for it with Chaud's money that he lent him. He ran back to the limo, scared of that little female voice. Because he started agreeing with what it said. He was really scared. He gave one of those outfits to Chaud, and he went into the store.

He coolly glanced up and down the racks, grabbing anything that he would like to see on a girl. He bought even more than Lan did, because he didn't have a little voice inside his head telling him what to do.

Tora, Dex, Raika and Dingo all bought a weeks worths of outfits, and went back to the limo. Mayl was doing this at the same time, and since she was a girl in the first place, took a lot longer. She got back 10 minutes after they got back, and she left when Chaud did. They made their way back into the hotel, and sneaked into their rooms.

The doctor looked solomn and dishearted. They had been studing them during when they were knocked out, and got the results when they left.

"Everybody," Said the doctor, sadly "I have some grave news."

"You'll be stuck like this forever."

Lan screamed for the third time, but so did everyone else. Even Chaud did, and everyone would have been amazed since he never screamed. They fainted and they were taken back to their rooms.

Dun Dun Dun!