Guan Ping sat cross-legged on his mat. The small table in front of him forced him to lean over to write the love letter to Xing Cai. He thought of what he should say. Did he like her silky hair? Her sparkling eyes? Her ferocity? He thought for a moment, then shrugged.
"Ah what the heck. Ill put them all on." He said, jotting all the ideas down on his wooden scroll. Suddenly, the door burst open and Xing Cai trotted in, a major bounce in her step. Ping hid the scroll quickly, and turned to face her. She had a crazed smile on her face. It scared him. It was unnatural looking…
"HIPINGWAZZAPHUHWATCHADOINGWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Cai said, jumping around the room. Ping raised an eyebrow.
"Um, Cai, do you feel alright?" He asked.
"FINENEVERBEENBETTERHEYLOOKATTHIS." She said, grabbing his sword and slicing the small table in two. Ping blinked, and grabbed the smord quickly.
"You shouldn't play with thi-" Cai thrust a yellow smiley face pill into his hands. He looked at it, then turned to her.
"What is this?" He asked.
"HAPPYPILL!" Xing Cai yelled, jumping around the room. Guan Ping studied the pill, then popped it into his mouth