Zhuge Liang paced back and forth, a worried look on his face. His wife followed him, trying to comfort him best she could.
"Is everything ready?" He asked, frantically looking around the large gathering hall. Shu had invited Wei and Wu to a Valentines Day party, were there would be pea ce. No fighting at all. This would be 100 safe. The room looked fine. Pink, white, and red tapestries adorned the ceiling. A large, blue carpet was spread across the giant room, easily large enough to fit every General in the Three Kingdoms in. Yue Ying grabbed his shoulders and spun him to face her.
"It looks fine. It'll be a great time." She said, pecking him on the cheek. Just then, Xing Cai and Guan Ping bounced in. They had a crazed smile on their faces. It scared Ying and Liang. It was unnatural looking…
"Hello my friends. Are you ready for the-"
"READYWESUREAREAREYOUREADYIMREADYCOULDNEVERBEREADIERYUPYUPYUPWHOOP!" Xing Cai and Guan Ping said at the same time. Ying and Lian exchanged worried glances, and then glanced back at the two crazy people in front of them.
"Umm, are you sure your ready?" Zhuge Liang said.
Guan Ping thrust a yellow smiley face pill into Liang and Ying's mouths.
Lei Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhoa Yun stood at Shu's gates, greeting the forces of Wei and Wu, who had just showed up. Cao Cao, who had Zhao Dun, Xu Huang, and Zhu Xu at his side. Sun Jian was being held down by Huang Gai, who had Sun Ce, Sun Quan, Lu Meng, and Zhou Yu at their side. The three kingdoms glared at one another. Lei Bei was first to speak.
"OMFGZ!." He screamed, cowering behind his large friends that were there to guard him. Sun Jian glared at the men around him.
"HUNAGGAIWEREUNDERATTACKKILLTHEM!" He yelled, manically trying to get out of Huang Gai's grip. You see, Sun Jian had suffered an old war wound, it had mentally disturbed him. Now, everyone except Huang Gai was an enemy. Nothing was really wrong with Cao Cao, cept that he was psychotically evil. He grinned a menacing, evil grin, studying the land around him.
"Oooooo I likey this place I take it over yup yup yup." He said, rubbing his hands together. Zhou Yun rolled his eyes and took Liu Bei inside. Everyone came into the castle. All the generals and nobles and such. No commoners were allowed at this 'special' valentines party. As Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao entered, there eyes sparkled with delight. Lord Zhou Yu and Sun Ce had promised something special would happen later on, and they couldn't wait. Wei just kinda trotted in, not really caring about the party. Soon it would begin.