The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: Yo
Kakashi: Yo
Naruto: Yo
Sasuke: YO!
Hinata: Y-yo
Sakura and Itachi: WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING YO!
Everyone else: Yo is cool!
Digitalcat17: ya! Yo!
Sakura and Itachi:sweatdrop:
Kakashi: um... question!
ILI: yes
Kakashi: why do I like u on the story and why do u like me?
ILI: EXCELLENT QUESTION PERVERT MAN!
Kakashi: -.-'
ILI: well, I got the idea for this story from another story called 'kakashi's dating frenzy'. I forget who its by. I liked the idea but I'm not good with coming up with my own charters so I just made myself one. Simple no?
Kakashi: good idea... I don't care I was just wondering.
ILI: its all cool .V and I'm already working on a sequal! yay! and yes I know I'm not done with this one but when you have ideas in your head you need to type them done before you forget!
Discalmer: Don't own them -.-' you hurt me...
Two weeks later
The previous day Tsunade asked Kakashi to meet him in Hokage tower at 6 a.m.
"Good morning Kakashi!" said Tsunade happily.
'How the hell can any one be that happy this early!' "Good morning Tsunade. I see we are happy this morning…"
"Ya well when your not hung over you feel good!"
Kakashi swetdroped.
"Now your flight (A/N: do they even have airports? I think not! But in my story… they do so learn to deal!) leaves at 10. At the airport in Detroit there will be a young girl there to meet you. She will be with you all two months. Her name is Michelle (A/N: that's me! But I'm like sooooooooooo much older in this story!) She told me to tell you that she will be in the lounge. So when you see her just tell her who you are cause she doesn't know what you look like." The Hokage gave Kakashi the tickets and a picture of Michelle so he could recognize her.
'Wow…' thought Kakashi. "H-how old is she?" he asked.
"She is 21 and is going to finish collage in the fall, just after you leave."
'Not too much older then me. 5 years younger… NO NO NO! SNAP OUT OF IT KAKASHI!' he thought. (A/N: remember Kakashi is 26)
"The type of place that you will be staying in is kind of like an um… conjoined condo. You live upstairs and who ever the owner is lives downstairs. The own personal living space is like a house. You can have as much interaction with the owner as you want," she said.
"Cool."
"And we checked her out. So here is her profile."
"What did you do? Have some guy follow her around?"
"No she agreed to it."
"Oh, good." The Hokage gave Kakashi her profile.
"Have a good trip and see you in 2 months!" said the Hokage and Kakashi walked out of Hokage tower.
Kakashi, Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, and Sakura all meet at the airport at 9:30 and at 10 they got on the plane and got ready for their 20-hour flight to America
America
Two girls where fighting in a dojo that was totally empty.
"Come on Marissa! You can do better! This is too easy!" complained a red haired girl.
The blonde was panting. "It…may…be…easy…for you," she breathed.
"Whatever. I need to go and clean the upstairs from the last people who where there. It's like a total mess!"
"Oh ya! The ninja - y people are coming! You have a weird job man!"
"It's a temporary job. It pays good money."
"But you have complete strangers in your house!"
"They don't live in my house! I live downstairs. They live upstairs. The company takes care of EVERYTHING for the people living up there. I have nothing to do with anything."
"But they can get into your apartment like without a key or anything right?"
"Right."
"So! They could like sneak down when you're sleeping and kill you!"
"Thanks Marissa. You're a big help!"
"Its common sense!"
"No. That is not common sense. You wouldn't know common sense if it smacked you on the face and said 'Hey! I'm Common Sense!' You're so paranoid. Even more then me. I got to go and hopefully none of you paranoia rubbed off." And she left.
Plane Ride
Kakashi was Michelle's profile. Sasuke and Sakura where fast asleep and leaning on each other, hands intertwined. And Naruto and Hinata, since they where sitting where no one could see them, where making out (A/N: o.O all the way man!)
YOU HATE SOMEONE!
WTF? Who are you!
I'm you! Only better! And not a pervert.I'm not a pervert.
Yes you are! I know everything about you and, you Kakashi, are a pervert.Whatever. What do you want?
YOU HATE SOMEONE!Really? Who?
OOO! My bad! Wrong file! This is Sasuke's! Sorry! My god man, your student really has…
Can you get TO THE POINT! If there is NO POINT to this then GO AWAY!
Ok, ok, ok chill! Let me get your file! Dude your really being OCC.
Whatever…
Kakashi heard a filing cabinet open up and paper being moved around.
Here we go… YOU LIKE SOMEONE!
… screw you…
Do you know when you say that your basically screwing yourself?-sweat drop-
Well I'm telling you, don't like her. It's too weird and it won't work out. You have been forewarned.
WTF does that mean?
You have reached the home of Inner – Kakashi. I'm not home right now but if you leave a message after the beep I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can. –beep-
That's real mature! Well now back to the profile thingy!
Profile on Micelle –last name blotted out- (A/N: like I want you to know my last name! Who know what kind of pervs are out there! And the profile thing is like um… I'm trying to make it so I wrote it and the ninja people gave me the questions so sorry if its kind of random but random stuff ROCKS! I'm like sooo random its not even funny! And half of this stuff is made up)
Full name: Michelle Gayle –blot-
Age: 21
DOB: 12/10/1991 (A/N: this is in the future! The future I say! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Ok I'm done… for now that is -)
Gender: Female
Height: 5' 3" (A/N: I'm not that tall but hopefully I'm still growing!)
Weight: like I'd tell you! Oh they said I need to say it so… 115 pounds (A/N: I'm way lighter then that)
Natural eye color: good question! I'm not sure! Some kind of green/brown/hazel color
Current eye color: -look above-
Natural hair color: brown
Current hair color: red
Religion: what does this have to do with anything? Whatever. I'm Jewish
Current dating stasis: Kakashi's thoughts: ooo! OMG! Single ok! Sheesh!
Current school: Michigan State University (MSU)
Grade: Um… there aren't grades in collage but senior
Drinker: Ew no!
Smoker: Ew no!
On drugs: even more ew, no!
Major in collage: Computer Animation
Minor in collage: Teaching and Photography
Scared of: SPIDERS! Car crashes, terrorists, robbers, people sneaking into your house late at night and killing you!
Favorite book: (A/N: this is as of now cause who knows about 9 years in the future) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Favorite Movie: (A/N: same as the book thing. You know, with the 9 years in the future thing. Basically everything will be different 9 years in the future) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I guess
Favorite TV show: Um… never really thought about it
Favorite Band(s): I really have no idea what this has to do with anything but whatever. Um… Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Evanescence, and Simple Plan
Favorite Singer(s): Kelly Clarkson and Ayumi Hamasaki
Favorite Song(s) and their artist: My god! This is REALLY pointless but whatever. Faint by Linkin Park, Numb by Linkin Park, Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day, Tourniquet by Evanescence, Bring Me To Life by Evanescence, My December by Linkin Park, Because You Live by Jesse McCartney, What You Got by Reveille, Somewhere I belong by Linkin Park, Little Black Backpack by Stroke 9, and a lot of stuff by Ayumi Hamasaki. Ya… it's really random and different…
How do you spend your time: go to school, study, do homework, train, being late to stuff, from the event of being late, having detention everyday, talk to my friends and my parents, taking pictures, listing to music, being random, and spazzing , can't forget the spazzing
Any medical work done: Um… if you consider braces 'medical work' then yes
Favorite sport: Doing: my own type of karate Watching: Hockey (Go Red Wings!)
Favorite color: just to tell who ever is reading this, these ninja are just making the questions up as they go. Blue, Purple, and Black
Friends: ok I'm not naming all my friends but the ones you are most likely to see, if any, are Jackie –blot- and Marissa –blot-
Things that annoy you: right now, these ninja! Normally: people Iming you on AIM when you are CLEARLY not there! And annoying people who HAPPEN to be these ninja! And pointless things, like half of these questions! Kakashi laughs
Can you write your whole National Anthem: ok now they are just trying to be annoying! But lets see:
Oh, say can you see
by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we
hailed at the twilight's
last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes
and bright stars thru
the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we
watched were so
gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red
glare, the bombs
bursting in air,
Gave proof thru the
night that our flag was
still there.
Oh, say does that
star-spangled banner
yet wave
O'er the land of the
free and the home of the brave?
On the shore, dimly
seen through the mists
of the deep,
Where the foe's
haughty host in dread
silence reposes,
What is that which the
breeze, o'er the
towering steep,
As it fitfully blows,
half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the
gleam of the morning's
first beam, In full glory reflected
now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled
banner! Oh long may it wave
O'er the land of the
free and the home of the brave!
And that is what happens when you watch National Hockey for 11 years.
Can you write the whole Canadian National Anthem: -.-' this is really annoying and super pointless. WE ARE NOT IN CANADA! WE ARE IN THE UNITED STATES!
O Canada!
Our home and
native land!
True patriot love in all thy
sons command.
With glowing
hearts we see
thee rise,
The True
North strong
and free!
From far and
wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our
land glorious
and free!
O Canada, we
stand on guard
for thee.
O Canada, we
stand on guard for thee.
There! Now can we get to real pointless questions instead of fake pointless questions?
Electives in school thought elementary to now:
5th grade: Choir and Band
6th grade: Choir, Study Skills, Dance, Vocal Music, Drama, and Technology
7th grade: Choir, Study Skills, Music Technology, and Broadcasting
8th grade: Choir, Study Skills, and Yearbook
9th grade: (A/N: I'm making it up cause I'm still in 8th grade and I think you can only have 3 electives in high school but in my fan fiction you can have 4) Choral (just a fancy way to say 'choir'), Learning Strategies 1, Food Preparation, and PE
10th grade: Choral, Learning Strategies2, Food Preparation, and Spanish (which I can't remember a word of so it was basically a waist of time but whatever)
11th grade: Choral, Learning Strategies2, Food Preparation, and Yearbook
12th grade: Choral, Learning Strategies2, Food Preparation, and Yearbook
Collage: Choir
Clubs: Art clue (8th grade) and Student Council (5th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th grades)
Ok they say we are done now! See you when you get here and hope you enjoy your stay!
'This will be interesting,' thought Kakashi, 'very interesting. Now back to my book!' and he pulled out 'Come Come Paradise'.
"You know sensei," said Naruto who appeared behind Kakashi, "why couldn't we just poof to America?"
"…good question! I donno really," replied Kakashi, not looking up from his book.
The next day, Detroit Metro Airport
Team 7 walked into the lounge in the airport, where the Hokage told them that Michelle would be waiting. They found a girl with long red hair tied back in a loose ponytail (A/N: kind of like Neji's hair) at the bar looking at a book and writing. (A/N: HOMEWORK! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! I'm an Invader Zim fan -) She groaned and put her head on the counter and pounded it with her fist. "Dumb math," she mumbled as she put her book back in her black backpack with Inuyasha on it. She tossed her backpack over her shoulder and tripped (A/N: I told you I'm a freaking spaz! If this were real, there would have been a 99 chance that I really would have tripped and that's sad) and Kakashi caught her. "Um… thanks," she said.
"No problem," Kakashi said with a 'smile'. The girl got up and caught Kakashi's um… eye and both their hearts like stopped (A/N: no they aren't dead… that would KIND OF ruin the story idiots!) and they like, just stared. It was weird.
The girl with the long red hair had a very pale face, like she might have just gotten over being sick. Her hazel eyes where lightly lined out with eyeliner. Not too much so she looked like a hooker but not to little so that it didn't look like she was wearing any. The perfect amount. She was dressed in a green sweatshirt and on the front in big white letters read 'MSU'. She was also wearing deep blue jeans and a pair of high-tops. Hanging from her neck was a tiny 6-pointed star.
For what seemed like forever, Naruto finally cleared his throat and the two snapped out of whatever trance they where in. Both Kakashi and the girl where blushing. "So… are you Michelle?" asked Kakashi.
"Ya. You must be Kakashi. Hi," she said. Her and Kakashi shook hands and they blushed even more.
"I think Kakashi – sensei likes her," whispered Sakura to Naruto. Naruto nodded.
"This is going to be so funny you can't believe it!" whispered Naruto to Sakura. It all that she had not to chuckle. "2 months of this… my god. There's going to be trooooooooooouble!"
At the condo place
"Ok so, there are like instructions on what happens during your stay involving um… well I'm not sure what it talks about but ya… so I'll be down here if you need anything," said Michelle. Team 7 went upstairs and Michelle went downstairs.
When they got up there, Naruto and Sakura couldn't stand it anymore. They creaked up. "What's so funny?" asked Kakashi.
"N-nothing," laughed Naruto.
"Dope," mumbled Sasuke.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" yelled Naruto.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Whatever," mumbled Sasuke.
"Ha ha!" Naruto said.