The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: I would just like to say that this story DOES NOT follow the story line!
Itachi: No duh!
ILI: Time for you pill:gives Itachi hyper pill:
Itachi: WHEEEEE!
Sasuke: WHEE!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Disclamer: I don't own them but I have Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke keychains! Can't find Kakashi T-T
The NEXT day
Michelle's alarm went off. She looked it and it read 5:55. "Wow! I might NOT be late!" she said to herself. She got up, took a shower, ate something, grabbed her books, and went up to the front door.
Michelle wasn't paying attraction, cause she was looking for her keys, when she bumped into something, or rather, someone.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" she said to Kakashi.
"It's ok," he said with a 'smile'. (A/N: the reason why I have that in 'blah' s is because you can't see it!) "Your up early for summer."
"I have to take some summer classes to be able to graduate."
"Oh."
"Well your up early too," she said.
"I was just going to do some training and I didn't want to wake up everyone by doing it in the workout room," he said.
In the upstairs unit, there was a big empty room where you could do make it any type of room you wanted. The person in charge of Team 7's plans (the Hokage) told Michelle to make it into a place where they could train.
"Oh. Well I'll see you later," she said.
"Bye."
She got into her car and drove off. 'I think training can wait a little,' Kakashi thought. And with a 'poof' he was gone.
A classroom at MUS
"Well Mss. –a horn honks-! You're early today! No detention today!" said Professor Snape (A/N: yes he's from Harry Potter and yes he's evil but in my story he's a normal professor O).
Michelle smiled and took her seat next to a girl with long brown hair, brown eyes, and purple glasses. She looked Asian. "Michelle! Your early!" she gasped.
"Yes Jackie! It's a summer miracle! Where is everyone else?"
"THEY are late!"
"No!"
"Yes!" at that moment the door opened and 5 girls walked in.
"Your late!" said Michelle.
"Your early!" said a girl with blond hair.
"So! Tell us about the new visitors!" said a girl about Michelle's height. She had light brown hair and blue eyes.
Not knowing who was listing in, she told her friends about Team 7.
"Ok, your really staring to sound middle schoolish but ok. Well you already know that there are 5 ninja. It's a teacher and his 4 students."
"Tell us about the students first!" said the girl with light brown hair hyperly. (A/N: my friend Laura is like all hyper all the time and LOVES sugar!)
"Ok Laura! God! Too much sugar this morning. Well, 3 of them are 14 and 1 is 15."
"Start with the youngest!" said Laura.
"Ok. Well that's Naruto. (A/N: I don't know if he's the youngest or not but I do know that Sasuke is the oldest) He's um… now do I put this nicely? There is no way, he's kind of annoying but he's funny. Then there is his girlfriend, Hinata. She is really shy. I have no idea how she puts up with him but whatever. Then there is Sakura. She is um… I'm not sure but she is nice. Then there is her boyfriend, Sasuke. He is really cold and emotionless. But not like evil emotionless, like I-just-don't-really-care kind of emotionless."
"That is a weird group of people man. Now tell us about the teacher!" said a girl with black hair, brown eyes, and glasses. She was Indian. (A/N: these people are really my friends, I'm not making them up)
"Well that's Kakashi. He's kind of weird but funny."
"What's so weird?"
"He wares a mask over like half his face but maybe that's a thing in his family. It's not really that weird, but I can't see how he breathes…"
"What does he look like?" asked Laura.
"You guys are going to laugh if I tell you what I think, like always," she said. A light blush appeared on her face.
"We promise not to laugh! Just tell us!" said the blond.
"How can I trust you?"
"If we laugh, we have to call up Sunshine, and tell him, that we love him!"
"O! NO! You must be telling the truth!" she gasped. (A/N: our friend Sunshine, real name Michael, is a real jerk and my friends would never do that)
"I told you! OK now SIAS." (A/N: that means summaries in a sentence and it is from a book called 'Silent to the Bone'. It's really good. Read it if you get a chance"
"Ok Kakashi in a sentence," she stopped to think, "Kakashi is a mysteries ninja who's hot."
"Ok," said Laura, trying not to laugh but sadly, she did.
"Ok now you have to call Sunshine!" said Michelle, pulling out her cell phone.
"NO!" said Laura.
"No you have to." She pressed some buttons and handed the phone to Laura.
Laura out it on speakerphone, on a low setting so only they and the unknown eavesdropper could hear.
"Hello?" said a male's voice.
"Michael?" asked Laura.
"Ya, who is this?"
"Laura. Um… Iloveyou!" she said, but Michael didn't hear it cause he already hung up. "Jackass! He still does that after 9 years!"
"Ok class is starting!" Professor Snape called out. They all took their seats.
'I heard all that I need to,' thought Kakashi, who was the eavesdropper, and with a 'poof' he was gone.
Training room
Naruto was really early and knew that his teammates and his perverted sensei wouldn't be there for a long time. Especially his sensei. He was lying on the floor and staring at the ceiling when he heard a familiar 'poof'. "Yo!" said the voice of Kakashi from behind him. Naruto sat up and stared at his sensei. "What?" he asked.
"K-kakashi-sensei… your…your…your…EARLY!" he said.
"Am I?" asked Kakashi. He looked down at his watch. "I guess I am… well… see ya," and with another 'poof' he was gone.
"Damn it!" mumbled Naruto as he went back to looking at the ceiling.
Back in the MSU classroom
Since Kakashi was early he decided to go some spying. He popped back into Michelle's classroom and hid quietly in the shadows. (A/N: yes Kakashi is a little OCC)
"Now, on your final exams in the fall, you are going to need to know all of the history you learned since 6th grade," said Professor Snape. There was a worried silence that filled the room. "Today, lets start on American history, since that is our own history." (A/N: and what I'm learning in school) "Now you all know that General Washington was appointed the job as general by Thomas Jefferson. Now at first Washington had the reputation (sp?) to retreat. When Washington got the idea to attack the Hessians on December 26, people thought he was crazy but they joined him anyway. Now you know the story of Washington crossing the Delaware River to get to Trenton. Now in the Battle of Trenton the Americans where greatly out numbered but they still won. 'Hessian population of Trenton at 8 a.m. – 1,408 men and 39 officers; Hessian population at 9 a.m. – 0' is what a solider told General Washington. What was also shocking is that the American army didn't loose a single man in that battle," said Professor Snape. The whole class quickly took some notes.
"Now, after Washington's victory at Trenton, General Charles Cornwallis, British General I should say, set out to retake Trenton and capture Washington. Now Washington knew that Cornwallis was coming. Does anyone remember what Washington did to distract Cornwallis? Think hard. This is back to 8th grade."
The whole class thought about it. Most of them had a face like 'WHAT! LIKE I REMEMBER WHAT I LEARNED IN 8TH GRADE!' and some looked like 'I know but I can't remember the hole story'. Then Michelle raised her hand.
"Mss. –dog barks in the distance-."
"Cornwallis saw the lights of Washington's campfires go he thought that Washington's army was there but really Washington left the fires burring so Cornwallis would think that they had mad a camp for the night when actually Washington and his army where sneaking up behind Cornwallis's army and attack."
"Yes very good. Now Washington did this many more time which won him many more battles."
'Wow. Not only is she like WOW but she really smart too… damn! Late again!' thought Kakashi. And with a 'poof' he was gone.
Back in the training room
Now the rest of Team 7 was waiting for Kakashi.
"I'm telling you! He was early! And then he looked at his watch and said 'I guess I am… well… see ya' and he was gone!" said Naruto.
"Weird…" they all said. Then they heard the famous 'poof'.
"Yo!" said Kakashi.
"YOUR LATE!" yelled Naruto and Sakura.
"Sometimes when one isn't paying attraction, they can get lost on the rode of life," he said, giving them his famous excuse.
"Ya, sure, whatever!" said Naruto, "One day I need to go with you on this 'rode of life' and like put up a clock or street sings or SOMETHING! Or just to see how you can get lost on it!" Kakashi laughed.