The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: GAI AND LEE ARE HERE!
Gai and Lee: YOUTH!
ILI: sure, why not?
Diclamer: MUST i say it?
The NEXT day
It was Saturday and Kakashi gave Team 7 the day off, so they slept late but it really didn't matter. He got up and changed into his old ANBU uniform, cause it was kind of easier to move in then his Jounin uniform and even thought it was like 6 in the morning it was like 100 degrees. (A/N: it gets really hot in Michigan in summer, trust me, I live here!) He went outside and was practicing by kicking and punching a tree (A/N: poor tree! Why do they always use trees?)
Michelle woke up and looked at her alarm clock. "Grate! When I don't need to get up early I do!" she said. She got up and looked out the window to see Kakashi working out. 'Wow… he has a grate body… WTF? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!' she swetdroped. She decided to train too. She changed into a black tank top and black pants and went into her training room.
For about 5 hours she kicked and punched the stuffing out of the punching bag. 'Note to self; get new punching bag and don't kick the crap out of it…'
She took a quick shower and went back into her room to read or listen to music or something. She noticed that Kakashi was still outside. 'Some spying is now called for!' she thought.
Michelle went outside and quietly picked a spot to spy (A/N: hehehe .) but she didn't know that Kakashi could sense her. "Yo!" he said in her direction. Michelle blushed.
"Um… hi!" she said.
"What's up?"
"Noting much. You?"
"Same here." They both stood there, blushing, looking everywhere but at each other. (A/N: yes Kakashi is VERY OOC so DEAL!)
'She has a nice body… holly CARP! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?' Kakashi asked his self. His blush got redder. "So…" Kakashi was kind of nervous. 'What do I have to be nervous about? This is nothing. It's just a girl who I don't like! Right? Right! Exactly!' "Do you want to talk?" he asked.
"Sure." They both sat on the ground and started to talk about random things.
Naruto got up and randomly looked out the window. He saw Kakashi and Michelle talking. He ran out of bed and into the girl's room. Sakura and Hinata where still sleeping.
"SAKURA!" he said. She sat up bolt straight.
"WHAT!' she asked in a annoyed tone.
"LOOK OUT THE WINDOW!"
"All I see is a lot of trees…" said Sakura.
"Then your not looking good enough!" complained Naruto.
"WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR?" yelled Sakura as she continued looking out the window. "OH MY GOD! NARUTO! LOOK!" she said, finally finding the site Naruto was talking about.
"I KNOW!" he yelled. Sakura got out of bed and her and Naruto where jumping up and down in happiness.
"What's up with you dope?" asked Sasuke who appeared at the door. Naruto only smiled.
Sasuke and Hinata looked out the window. Hinata blushed and Sasuke said, "You do relies they are only talking?"
"Ya!" said Naruto.
'Baka noisy Naruto…' thought Sasuke.
"Lets go spy!" said Naruto.
"Naruto… do you really think we should?" asked Sakura.
"Yes I do. We just have to hide our charka and Kakashi-sensei won't be able to sense us."
"Fine but if this ends badly… I balm you!"
"Fine by me but it won't end bad."
"Naruto… your crazy. Sakura… um… just don't get caught…" said Sasuke.
"Aren't you going to come Sasuke – basted?" asked Naruto.
"No. This could only end in pain… for you that is," said Sasuke with his famous smirk.
"Whatever. Lets go Sakura!"
"Coming!" said Sakura.
They both hid behind a tree, careful not to let Kakashi sense their charka.
"You have a very unique taste in music. I read it in your profile," said Kakashi.
Michelle blushed. "Ya… I guess… sorry about the long list and all the random questions."
"They make a cute couple," whispered Sakura.
"Yup," said Naruto, "how can you stand to be with that bastard?"
"What…did…you…say…about…Sasuke?" she asked.
"He's. A . Bastard," said Naruto slowly.
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT SASUKE!" she screamed, completely forgetting that they where spying.
Kakashi and Michelle arrived just in time to see Sakura punch Naruto, having him fly into outer space, with her Inner – Sakura powers.
"Ha! I remembered the cameraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" called Naruto.
"YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!" she cried and she was off.
They both surged and went back to talking.
Konoha
Iruka – sensei was teaching is students when they all heard an odd sound that sounded like shouting.
"Iruka – sensei! Do you hear that?" asked Konohamaru.
Before Iruka had a chance to answer, something fell through the roof and landed on its head on Iruka's desk.
"Hi Iruka – sensei!" said Naruto in a dazed voice, "I got pictures of Pluto! It was so cool!"
"Naruto! How did you get here!" asked Iruka.
"You see, I called Sasuke a basted and Sakura got mad and punched me into space and I had the camera so I took pictures!"
"Right… um… class dismissed and Konohamaru, please find um… I donno…um… get Shikamaru and tell him to bring some medical supplies."
"Yes Iruka – sensei!" and the whole class ran out.
"DID I HEAR THE CALL OF A YOUTHFUL NINJA?" asked Gai – sensei who appeared out of nowhere.
"YES GAI – SENSEI! YOU DID HEAR THE CALL OF A YOUTH IN PAIN!" yelled Lee.
"LEE!"
"GAI – SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI – SENSEI!"
"SHUT UP!" yelled Naruto.
"YES MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND WHO'S FLAMS OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY!" exclaimed Lee.
Shikamaru arrived just as Lee was finishing the 'youth' and 'flam' speech. "How troublesome," he mumbled. Naruto groaned and rolled over on Iruka's desk. His head was pounding and the odd couple of Lee and Gai – sensei wasn't making his head feel better.
"Naruto, you have to sit up," said Shikamaru in a lazy tone. Naruto only groaned. "How troublesome…"
He grabbed some books, made Naruto sit up and wrapped his head in bandages. "You know not to get Sakura mad. It just causes unwanted trouble," said Shikamaru.
"The bunny… and duckys…" mumbled Naruto," took the ramen… they can't eat that… they get sick…"
"We better call Kakashi so he can come and get him," said Iruka.
"I SHALL CALL THE YOUTHFUL KAKASHI!" announced Gai in a loud happy voice.
"Um… ok…" said Iruka. Gai took out his walkie-talkie and set it to Kakashi's number.
America
Kakashi and Michelle where STILL talking when Kakashi's walkie-talkie started talking.
"HELLO THE YOUTHFUL KAKASHI WHO'S YOUTHFUL FLAMS BURN BRIGHTLY WITH IN HIS YOUTHFUL SELF!" came Gai's voice.
"YES! KAKASHI – SENSEI IS QUITE YOUTHFUL AND THE FLAMS OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY WITH IN HIM!" came Lee's voice.
"LEE!"
"GAI – SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI – SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI – SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" came Naruto's voice.
"How troublesome…" came Shikamaru's voice.
"GAI! GET TO THE POINT!" came Iruka's voice.
"OF COURSE YOUTHFUL IRUKA! YOU SEE YOUTHFUL KAKASHI THE YOUTHFUL NARUTO WITH BRIGHT FLAMS OF YOUTH HAS FALLEN INTO OUR YOUTHFUL HANDS! THE YOUHFUL SHIKAMARU HAS FIXED HIS YOUTHFUL HEAD WITH HIS BURING FLAMS OF YOUTH! THE YOUTHFUL IRUKA REQUESTED THAT I CALLED YOU! THE REASON… I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I WAS TALKING WITH THE YOUTHFUL LEE!"
"GAI! YOU WASTED ALL THAT TIME AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE CALLING HIM!" asked Iruka.
"YUP!"
"WHY WON'T ANYONE SHUT UP?" yelled Naruto.
"This event is most troublesome…" Shikamaru took Gai's walkie-talkie. "Just come and get him so we can end this troublesome event."
"LEE! LETS SING THE GREEN SONG!"
"YES GAI – SENSEI!"
"GREEN IS THE BEST COLOR IN THE WORLD! YOU MIGHT LIKE BLUE! OR RED! OR YELLO! WE DO NOT DISAGREE WITH YOUR YOUTHFUL SELF BUT GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN IS THE BEST COLOR WIN THE WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRLD!" and the walkie-talkie went silent.
Both Kakashi and Michelle swetdroped. "And you live with these people?" asked Michelle.
Kakashi sighed. "Yup… be right back," and with a 'poof' he was gone. In about a minute he was back with Naruto.
"Let me go sensei! Don't you see! The duckys and the bunnys have the ramen!" he mumbled in a dazed voice.
"Right… I think its time for you to go to bed…"
"Green… troublesome… ramen… bad signing… mad Sakura… Frank the alien… Mars is red…"
"Ya… its defiantly time for bed," said Kakashi.
"Hi…" said Naruto to the clouds. He had a goofy smile on his face.
"See ya," said Kakashi to Michelle and with a 'poof' he was gone.
Michelle walked back downstairs with a smile.