The Love of a Perverted Ninja

Disclamer: I own them... NOT! If I did I would have a LOT of money!

Friday

Michelle got up and went to class, still freaked out about what happened the pervious night. 'At least this is the last day for a month and a half… man we have an odd schedule… whatever' she thought as she arrived in class.

Kakashi followed her. He felt bad about everything that happed last night.

"Ok, now your final exams are coming up after this short brake and since this is the last day for a month and a half we are going to really have to work today," said Professor Flitwick (A/N: once again HP, once again just a normal person in my story)

Since this was science class they did a lab. Today's lab was about light and sound waves. (A/N: that is what I'm learning in science. IT MAKES NO SENSE!) Then they did like a 30-page packet on it.

Once class was over, Michelle's friends dragged her out for a 'Yay! School is out for a month and a half!' thing. It was a tradition they had since the last day of 7th grade. They did it on every half day and every last day. They ate then went somewhere. Today they went to the movies.

They where walking around after the movie and Michelle sensed something. "Do you feel like we are being watched?" she asked.

"Now that you mention it… ya," said a girl with short curly brown hair that was pulled back in a ponytail. She had brown eyes and glasses. "I just didn't want to say anything."

They all stopped and gasped. "LISA! You didn't want to say something about something weird!"

"Um… hold on! I'll thing of something… um… COCONUT!"

Michelle ands Jackie gasped. "Not a coconut!"

"Yes! A coconut!"

"Are you telling me that a one ounce swallow carried a one pound coconut?" asked Jackie in a British accent.

"An English swallow or an African swallow?"

"Um… I donno!"

"No but really, I think someone if following us…"

Kakashi didn't like that everyone felt him follow so he popped away.

Back at the house

Sasuke and Naruto where up but they weren't speaking.

"Sasuke, you have to talk to Naruto! He's like your brother!" said Sakura.

"I have no brother," he said. Since Sasuke couldn't ware his arm warmers he changed into black shorts, a black tee shirt with a wide collar with the Uchiha fan on the back and arm warmers that laid on his elbow.

"Sasuke! Come on! You just got angry! It's over!"

"…"

"SASUKE!"

"…!"

"Fine, I give up!" she yelled and walked out of the room.

Naruto and Hinata

"N-naruto, when a-are you going to t-talk to S-sasuke?" asked Hinata

"That bastard? Never!"

"B-b-but Naruto y-you just c-can't n-not ever talk to h-him again."

"Watch me!" Naruto said as he played with the black spiral that held his cast together. Hinata only sighed and walked out of the room.

Sakura and Hinata

"We need to get those two talking!" Sakura complained.

"B-b-but how?"

"Um…" a light bulb appeared over her head. "I GOT IT! You see this is what we do. We," and she whispered her plan in Hinata's ear.

Sasuke and Sakura

"Hi Sasuke!" said Sakura as she re-entered the room.

"Hn," he mumbled.

'Good he's sitting on a chair! MUHAHAHAHA! I'm so evil!' When Sasuke wasn't looking, Sakura did some quick hand seals and Sasuke couldn't move.

"SAKURA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" he asked.

"Oh, nothing!" she exclaimed. She pulled some rope out of nowhere and tied Sasuke to his chair.

Naruto and Hinata

"N-n-n-naruto, h-h-h-how are y-y-you feeling?" asked Hinata. She was very nervous about Sakura's plan. Luckily for her, Naruto was also in a chair.

"I'm fine! You?"

"I'm g-g-good."

"Are you sure? You seem nervous or something."

"N-n-n-nervous? M-m-m-m-me? N-no I'm f-fine," she lied. 'I'm sorry about this Naruto' she thought as she did the same hand seals as Sakura did on Sasuke, leaving Naruto immobile.

"Hinata! What did you do that for!"

"I'm s-s-s-sorry N-n-n-naruto," she said as she tied him to the chair.

Sakura dragged Sasuke into the living room and Hinata did the same for Naruto. The made it so the two boys where facing each other.

"Now we are going to keep you tied up in tell you two make up!" said Sakura and her and Hinata walked out of the room.

For about a half hour the only thing Sasuke and Naruto was glare at each other in tell they heard the famous 'poof'.

"Yo! I see you two are tied up… why is that?" asked Kakashi.

"The girls tricked us! And they won't untie us in tell we 'make up'," said Naruto.

"…!"

"I see… well I have been meaning to talk to you so I guess this the perfect time!" said Kakashi as he got a chair. "Now about this thing of trying to kill each other on a regular basses… that's not good. Now there has to be a good way to solve this problem but the question is 'how'!"

"…"

"…"

"That is what I thought you would say," he said as he swetdroped. He was just about to say something when his walkie-talkie started talking.

"HELLO YOUTHFUL KAKASHI WHO'S FLAMS OF YOUTH BURN BRIGHTLY!" came Gai's voice.

"YES! LIKE I HAVE ALREADY SAID, KAKASHI-SENCEI IS QUITE YOUTHFUL AND THE FLAMS OF YOUTH DO BURN BRIGHTLY WITHIN HIM!" came Lee's voice.

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENCEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENCEI!"

"LEE!"

"Gai… get to the point and skip the 'youth' and 'flames' part," said Kakashi.

"WHY OF COURCE YOUTHFUL KAKAHSI! NOW YOU SEE, THE YOUTHFUL HOKAGE WITH FLAMS OF YOUTH THAT BRUN BRIGHTLY WITHIN HER…"

At that Naruto creaked up. "That old hag! Youthful! You got to be kidding me!" he said in-between laughs.

"HAS REQUESTED THAT I TELL YOU THAT THE CHUUNIN EXAMS HAVE BEEN POSTPONED IN TELL DECEMBER 19TH AND SHALL FINISH UP ON DECEMBER 23RD!" said Gai, like he was never interrupted.

"NOOOOOO! WHY!" yelled Naruto.

"BECAUSE THERE HAS BEEN SOME PROBLEM WITH THE YOUTHFUL SAND SIBLINGS AND YOUTHFUL THE WATER TWINS AND THEY CAN NOT MAKE IT INTELL THEN!"

All the color drained from Naruto's face. "The S-sand S-s-s-siblings?" he asked, sounding very much like Hinata.

"WELL INTELL LATER YOUTHFUL KAKASHI! THE YOUTHFUL LEE IS TRYING TO TAKE ANOTHER SQUIRREL HOME!" and the walkie-talkie when silent. Kakashi sighed. He wasn't going to tell them about the Sand Sibling in tell later.

"K-k-k-kakashi-sencei. W-w-w-w-when where you g-g-g-going to tell us about the S-sand S-siblings?" stuttered Naruto.

"Well I guess… right now! Yes the Sand Siblings are going to be competing in exams this year."

"Who are the Water Twins?" asked Sasuke.

"Haku and his twin sister Rika."

"Didn't Haku die?"

"Ya."

"o.O"

"He came back."

"HOW DID HE COME BACK!" yelled Naruto. Kakashi only shrugged.