The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: Sorry about the shortness of the last chapter
Sasuke: SHORT! HEHE! LIKE NARUTO!
Naruto: I'M NOT SHORT! I like the saying 'height challenged'
ILI: don't worry Naruto. I'm short too.
Naruto: yay! i'm not alone!
Disclamer: ... you know the drill
The next day
Kakashi woke up and noticed that Michelle's car was gone. 'Good time to be sneaky…!' he thought. He went down to her apartment and took a good look around.
There where a lot of pictures and photo alums.
There was a picture a table with 9 girls. The looked about 13 or 14. Kakashi picked up the picture and read the back.
Winter brake, 05 – 06. Jackie, Julie, Laura, Hannah, Prabhjot, Marissa, Lisa, Penina, and me.
He couldn't really tell which one was Michelle cause that was before she had red hair but he had a clue.
He continued to look at different pictures. Some looked like they where taken by her, they where really good. Then the phone suddenly rang.
"Hello?" came Michelle's voice.
'DAMN IT! SHE'S HOME!' he yelled in his mind. He frantically (sp?) did some hand seals and turned invisible. He did some more hand seals that made his hearing better so he could hear both sides of the phone call. (A/N: Kakashi is a bad person!)
"Hello Michelle," said the voice.
"Oh its you… what do you want?"
"Why Michelle! You hurt me!" said the girl with fake sadness in her voice.
"… but really, what do you want?"
"I need you to take pictures."
"Jennifer, I'm not on yearbook, remember?"
"I know."
"Get Chad to do it since he is on yearbook."
"He's sick."
"Fine. What do you want me to take pictures of?"
"The football game."
"You mean the football game against Michigan that starts in a hour?"
"Yes."
"I can't make it."
"Why not?"
"I don't have a car."
"Why don't you have a car?"
"Aditi has it."
"Why does Aditi have it?"
"Cause her car is in the shop and she asked me if she could borrow my car and since I thought I didn't have anywhere I had to drive to I lent it to her."
"Then I'm coming to get you."
"Fine, when are you going to be here?"
"10 minutes."
"Fine. See you then."
"Bye!"
"… we aren't listing to MCR on the way."
"Yes we are!" and the line went dead.
"Idiot…" she mumble. She put the book she was reading down and grabbed her camera, film, tripod, and neck strap and waited for Jennifer.
"Hi," said Jen as Michelle got in her car.
"Hi," she said.
Both of didn't know that the still invisible Kakashi was in the backseat.
"How are the ninja people?"
"How did you find out about them?"
"I have my ways…"
"Right… they are fine."
"A little birdie told me that you like the older one."
"Shut up."
"Well? Is it true?"
"Is it true that you are totally annoying? Yes."
"Michelle! I'm truly hurt!" she said in a fake hurt voice.
"Ya and so is they guy that got hit with all the glass from the mirror you broke from being so ugly."
"Nice burn!"
"You think?"
"Ya! One of your better ones!"
"I practice."
"Are you ok? You look tired."
"Wow. Actually showing feeling for another human… who are you and what have you done with Jen?"
"No, really. You look bad." Michelle pulled down the mirror then closed it and shrugged.
"Whatever." She knew why she looked so bad but she wasn't going to tell Jennifer.
At the football game
Michelle and Jen went down to the sidelines. Jen was interviewing the players and coaches and Michelle was getting action shoots.
It was the final game before the playoffs and it was Michigan vs. Michigan State so the stadium was packed.
Kakashi was still invisible and watching Michelle take pictures. He felt kind of like a stalker. He was just about to undo the Jutsu when there was a loud groan from the crowd.
"That has to hurt," said Michelle and Jen at the same time. Number 34, Michelle's friend and twin brother of her friend Hannah, Evan, had just been tackled by number 44 from Michigan.
"Did you get a picture of that?" asked Jen.
"Yup. HEY EVAN! ARE YOU OK!" she called as Evan made his way to the bench. He just nodded. "That's going to hurt in the morning."
"I'm going to go interview him!" said Jen happily.
"You get happiness from people's pain don't you?"
"Yup!" and she ran off.
"Idiot."
'Ok… that was odd…' thought Kakashi. (A/N: I guess he has never seen a football game)
He undid the Jutsu and walked over to where Michelle was taking pictures.
"Yo!" he said. She gasped.
"Hi. How did you get here?"
"I followed you."
"Ok… you do know that sounds like something a stalker would do?"
"Ya."
"Well as long as you know that…ok!"
"MICHELLE! LESS TALKY MORE PICTUREY!" yelled Jen.
"That's not a real word!" she yelled back.
"I know that! Just do it!"
"… sorry about my 'friend'. She's a bit insane at the moment but she'll get over it." (A/N: that is from Invader Zim if you didn't know that!) Kakashi laughed at that.
"Well I was going to talk to you but your friend doesn't seem to want you to talk."
"Don't mind her. Say what you want. I'll take care of her if she is rude." At that a football came flying towards Michelle's head. She caught it and tossed it back to Jen.
"IT'S NOT NICE TO TOSS THINGS AT PEOPLE THEN THEY AREN'T LOOKING!" she screamed at Jen.
"I WOULDN'T HAVE TO TOSS ANYTHING AT YOU IF YOU WOULD DO YOUR JOB!"
"I AM DOING MY JOB! IT'S CALLED MULTITASKING! EVER HEAR OF IT!"
"SCREW YOU!"
"LANGUAGE JENNIFER! REMEMBER THAT TALK WE HAD!"
"Be careful on what you say, I know where you live."
"Ya and I know where you live, too." Jen just gave her a evil look and went back to talking to Evan. '-insert swear word in Michelle's thoughts-'
"Um… ya she really is insane…" said Kakashi.
"Yup. The doctors are looking into the problem. Well, you where going to say something?" Another ball came zooming at her but she caught it again and tossed it back, not even bothering to start a fight.
"Well um…" 'What to say? What to say? What to say!' "I'msorryaboutThursdaynightanditshouldn'thavehappenandI'msorry," he said fast. (A/N: he said 'I'm sorry about Thursday night and it shouldn't have happened and I'm sorry') His face was on fire and he was really embarrassed about this. She blinked a couple times, trying to posses what he said, since she barely understood him.
'I'msorryaboutThursdaynightanditshouldn'thavehappenandI'msorry? Oh! Its, I'm sorry about last night and it shouldn't have happened and I'm sorry! Hahaha! I'm good!'
She smiled. "It's ok. Caught up in the heat of the m," she was interrupted by getting another football. She tossed it back and saw that Evan, not Jen, tossed it at her.
"Evan, Jen! He's hurt! That's low!"
"Hey, I just asked him, he was more then happy to do it." Evan pointed at Michelle and pointed down, saying without words 'You're going down'.
"I'm so scared," she said sarcastically and rolled her eyes.
"Don't ever get a football player mad at you," she warned Kakashi, "it won't be pretty… Now as I was saying we just got caught up in the heat of the moment. No big deal." She smiled at him and he blushed. He grabbed her hand and they held hands and she took pictures with one hand.
After about 5 minutes Michelle's phone rang. She sighed. "Hello?"
"SHELLY HAS A BOYFRIEND!" same about 8 screaming voices. She quickly hung up.
"Oh god, they're everywhere!" They turned around, Kakashi only did cause he was still holding on to her hand. They saw 8 girls, either dressed in blue and maze or green and white, waving at them. Michelle waved with her one free hand. "This is not going to be a fun day…"
"Who are they?"
"My friends… um… that's Jackie," she pointed to the girl with the long brown hair, brown eyes, and purple glasses. She had on a green tee shirt, she most likely didn't remember today was the game and she just put on a green tee shirt randomly (A/N: lol Jackie! Remember on Michigan vs. Michigan State day! Lol) "Laura," she pointed to the hyper girl with the long light brown hair and blue eyes who had on a MSU tee shirt. "Julie," she pointed to a girl with long dark brown wavy hair and brown eyes who had on a U of M tee shirt on. "Hannah, the football player's twin sister," she pointed to a girl with shoulder length brown hair with brown eyes who had a MUS tee on. "Prabhjot," she pointed to the girl with long black hair, brown eyes and glasses with a U of M tee on. "Marissa," she pointed to the blonde with blue eyes and she had on a MUS tee on. "Lisa," she pointed to the girl with short brown curly hair and brown eyes and she had on a U of M tee on. "and Penina," she pointed to a girl with short blond hair, brown eyes and glasses. She had a U of M tee on and a yellow 'M' painted on her cheek. They each waved when Michelle pointed to them.
'The not so crazy one but still crazy, the hyper one, I donno, I donno, the odd one, the other crazy one, the REALLY crazy one, and I donno,' thought Kakashi.
"SHELLY! WHY DID YOU HANG UP!" yelled Laura.
"… BECAUSE WHEN SOMEONE ANSWERS THE PHONE AND HEARS CRAZY PEOPLE YELLING THAT IS YOUR FIRST REACTION!"
"GOOD POINT! WHO'S YOURBOYFRIEND?" Michelle and Kakashi both blushed and a vain popped out of Michelle's head. "HOLD ON! WE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE!"
"Oh god. Be ready. They will bother the hell out of you."
"Who's Shelly?" he asked.
"Nickname since about… 5th grade."
"Oh. I like that." Michelle blushed.
The 8 girls ran down and all hugged Michelle at once, except Jackie who doesn't 'hug' (A/N: HUG ITACHI!) The force was so grate that it pulled Michelle down, luckily Kakashi let go of her hand before he got pulled down too. Both him and Jackie swetdroped.
"Nice weather we're having ha?" asked Kakashi to Jackie.
"Yup…"
"OFF ME YOU FREAKS!" yelled Michelle under the pile of girls. They all got up and Kakashi helped her up. "Thanks," she said.
"No problem."
"AWWWWW!" said the girls. Michelle gave them a cold glare.
"So… who's this?" asked Laura, looking at Kakashi.
"Um… this is Kakashi. Kakashi you kind of know my crazy friends, name wise that is."
"Hi…" said Kakashi awkwardly.
"Ohhhh! This is Kakashi hum," said Marissa.
"YOU 8! OUT OF THE PRESS AREA AND BACK TO YOUR SEATS! YOU! MASK GUY! GO WITH THEM! MICHELLE! GET TO WORK! NOW! NOW! NOW!" yelled Jen. "OUT NOW! MOVE YOUR ASSES! NOW!" All 9 ran away, in fear for their lives.
"BYE SHELLY! SEE YOU AFTER THE GAME!" yelled the 8 girls. Kakashi just waved. She waved back then gave Jen a dirty look.
Jen drove Michelle and Kakashi back to Michelle's house, the whole time listing to MCR.
"E-mail me the pictures after you fix them on Photoshop."
"Fine, bye."
"Bye." And Jen drove off.
"That was… weird," said Kakashi.
"And you just spent 3 hours with them. Try 11 years."
"Ya, I feel bad for you."
They where walking to the door when they heard a scream from the forest. It sounded like Naruto.