The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: hehehe cliffie!
Sasuke: CLIFF! WHERE! -looks around-
Disclamer: you get the point...
They ran back there and Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata where there too. Naruto was being held up by his shirt collar by a boy with red hair, light green eyes that where outlined in black, and a red tattoo on his forehead. He had a big pot on his back.
"Look who came to visit!" said Naruto in a small scared voice.
"What. Did. You. Do. To. My. Sand. You. Blond. Freak?" asked the boy in a deadly tone.
"NOTHING GAARA! PLEASE! IT WAS JUST A JOKE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" cried Naruto.
"No one messes with my sand and lives," said Gaara in an icy tone.
"NO PLEASE!"
"Don't think you'll get off so easy!"
"Gaara. Let him go," said Kakashi.
"Not this time copycat! This blond fox freak will pay!" He let go of Naruto and got into fighting stance. "Being it on."
"What if I don't want to?"
"Then I'll kill you in a second and won't give you a chance to defined yourself."
"Ok a fight sounds good." And he got into fighting stance too.
"Naruto gets his ass kicked twice within 3 days, that must be a record for someone who isn't on a mission," said Sasuke.
'I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, and he's going to kill me too!' thought Naruto. Just as Naruto was thinking this, Gaara used his charka to open the cork on the big pot on his back. Sand came out of it and it automatically formed a sand Gaara. The sand Gaara took Naruto by the neck and started chocking him while the real Gaara just crossed his arms and waited.
'EPP! HE'S CHOCKING ME! MUST…DO…SOMETHING!' thought Naruto. He did a hand seal and called out "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
About 5 Naruto's popped out of nowhere and started attacking the real Gaara, one the sand.
The clone quickly took out the sand Gaara and gave Naruto the thumbs up sign.
One of the Naruto clones went to attack Gaara but a thing of sand popped up, blocking the attack. Then the sand shout out and hit the Naruto. With a puff of smoke and a 'pop' it was gone.
"Next time that will be the real you fox freak."
"I don't think so sand freak." But then the sand formed a whip and all of the Naruto clones disappeared.
"Can't hide behind your clones now ha?" Gaara took of the pot on his back, so he could fight better hand to hand.
Naruto punched Gaara and he fell backwards. His skin chipped a bit, like a pot braking. Gaara quickly grabbed Naruto by the neck and Naruto did the same.
"Teme," said Naruto.
"Bastard."
"Ass-hole."
"Dope."
"DEMON!" they both yelled at once. They let go of each other and gasped. "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A DEMON! YOU'RE THE DEMON!"
"9-tailed fox!"
"Sand monster!"
"Kyuubi!"
"Um… um… damn it!"
"Ok you die now," Gaara said as he walked back to his sand. He did some hand seals. "Desert Coffin!"
"N-N-NARUTO! R-R-RUN!" called Hinata.
"DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT! EEP!" he saw a huge wave of sand form and it was about to crash down on his body but he heard 9 pops.
"GAARA OF THE DESERT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?" yelled a voice. Gaara's sand fell because of the arms that captured him.
"AGG! TEMARI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!"
"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING GAARA!"
"WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR TRYING TO STOP ME FROM KILLING THIS FOX FREAK!" He broke free from his older sister's grasp.
"GOD! KANKURO! HELP ME WILL YA?"
"No way man! I'm not messing with Gaara!" yelled Kankuro.
Gaara felt his sister take hold of him again along with Shikamaru, Ino, Neji, Ten-ten, Lee, Sakura, Sasuke, Hinata, and Naruto.
"LET GO OF ME OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"
Ino touched Sasuke's hand and held it. Sakura saw it and exploded.
"INO-PIG! GET YOUR HANDS OF SASUKE! HE'S MINE!"
"SHUT UP FOREHEAD GIRL!" Shikamaru felt a ping of jealousy. '?'
"How troublesome…"
Neji let go of Gaara and tackled Hinata. "NEJI! STOP HURTING HINATA!" yelled Ten-ten.
"Well since everyone else is fighting, lets," said Neji.
"E-eep!" They activated both their Byakugan and started fighting.
Ino and Sakura where fighting. Lee and Sasuke where fighting. Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro where fighting and Gaara took some brakes to fright with Naruto.
It was basically one big fight. Michelle, Kakashi, Gai, Tsunade, and Shikamaru just watched and swetdroped.
A little electric spark (A/N: the bad kind, like the kind two enemies have) appeared between Gai and Kakashi.
"Kakashi," said Gai, in a not loud voice (A/N: O gasp!)
"Gai…"
"Oh no…" said Tsunade as she rubbed her temples.
Michelle, who was in the way of the two angry Jounin, stepped back and to the side, not wanting to get in the middle of whatever was about to happen.
The two continued to glare at each other.
"You know Kakashi, I have FINALLY figured out how to beat your Sharingan!" (A/N: I'm not sure why Gai hates Kakashi or if he really does want to beat his Sharingan or not but in my story that's why -V)
"Have you now? Want to test out your theory?"
"Like always."
"Like always."
"Oh god. Every single time," mumbled Tsunade under her breath.
Once Kakshi lifted his headband, to revile his Sharingan, they started to fight.
"Idiots!" and Tsunade jumped in.
"I'm so lucky that I live in a isolated area or we might be in trouble."
"How troublesome…"
The two stood there and watched the pile of idiots beat the crap out of each other and after about 5 minutes they got bored so they went inside.
They sat at the kitchen table and talked a little, mostly listened to the fight outside.
Shikamaru looked around and noticed a book on the living room table. He got up, picked it up, and went back to the kitchen. He opened the first page and it read, 'Waves, Sound, and Light'
'A SCIENCE BOOK! YAY!' he thought. He opened it and began to read, but he didn't understand it.
Michelle watched him read. Shikamaru sighed and put the book down. "How do you understand this?" he asked.
"What? Science?"
"Ya. It's troublesome…"
"Don't you know it?"
"Only the basics. You learn a bit of everything then go to the ninja academy, if you want to be a ninja. So… I only learned a little."
"Do you want to learn it?"
"YES! But I can't."
"I can teach you."
"Really! How?"
"Well I'm minoring (sp) in teaching. And if I help you that would give me good practice, you can learn and I can study for final exams. Do you have like training?"
"Ya."
"At what time?"
"6 – 11 a.m."
"After training do you want to um… pop over here and I'll teach you?"
"Um… ok but don't tell anyone cause I don't want Ino to know."
"Why not?"
"Cause…."
"Ok. Well then that works out cause Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata have training from 11 – 4 so that would work. You can do training from 6- 11 and you can come here from 11 – 4 and weekends off, just like school, ok?"
"OK!"