The Love of a Perverted Ninja

Disclamer: WHY?


Everyone fought through the night and when Michelle and Shikamaru went outside, everyone was out cold.

"Well, let's take them inside…"

"How troublesome…" Shikamaru picked up Ino and Gaara and carried them inside. "God! How much do they weight? Blah!"

"Need some help?"

"No… no I got it."

"Whatever you say."

When he was inside Michelle grabbed Naruto and Hinata.

Shikamaru then got Sakura and Sasuke, and had trouble carrying them too. But he refused help; he just said he wouldn't take the adults.

Michelle followed Shikamaru inside, with Ten-ten and Neji.

"This is most troublesome. How I know these people, is beyond me," mumbled Shikamaru under his breath. "Always fighting and being stupid," he said as he grabbed Kankuro and Temari. "They are lucky the Water Twins didn't come. They are lucky to be alive, fighting the Sand Siblings. Idiots."

"Who are the Water Twins?" asked Michelle as she grabbed Lee, Gai, and Tsunade.

"Not nice people but the idiot Sand Siblings here are worse but whatever. Well… Haku is kind of nice and so is Rika but… ya… they will kill you if they have to."

"Right… well there is only one person left. I'll get them."

"Whatever you say," and he passed out next to Ino. "Too heavy…" he mumbled.

Michelle walked outside and walked to the only one felt, Kakashi. She never saw his other eye before. There was a thin scar that went from his eye to down his cheek a little. She gently ran her index finger over and wondered how it got there. She shrugged and grabbed him, to take him in the house, but because he is 34 pounds heavier then her, she fell over.

"EEP!"

After about an hour Michelle FINALLY got Kakashi in.

When she got in Shikamaru was just getting up.

"Well, these troublesome people are going to be out for at least a week, maybe more. Kakashi is going to be out longer then any of them. And when they do wake up they won't be in any condition to leave."

"Why's that?"

"Why's what?"

"Why will Kakashi be out longer then the rest?"

"Oh, well because he used his Sharingan. And he used it over-night too. That can't be good."

Michelle was all like, what?

"I see you don't know what Sharingan is." He pulled out a scroll out of nowhere and read aloud.

"'The Sharingan is a special ability found in the pupil of select members of the Uchiha clan. It is a pupil characteristic, which is said to have been passed down from the Hyuuga's Byakugan, and then, with time, evolved. The Byakugan is also an advanced bloodline of the Hyuuga's, but although it is so closely related to the Sharingan, the Byakugan is far stronger. It is also said that possibly, the Uchiha's original traits are from the Hyuuga clan, which also explains the Sharingan's existence.

The Sharingan, as said before, is a pupil characteristic, so it is not considered a ninjutsu. Although it uses up chakra when used, this advanced bloodline requires no hand seal to be performed; the user just focuses some chakra on his eyes, bringing the Sharingan to the surface. Also, note that this ability does nothing useful by itself; it needs to be combined with other Jutsus to work effectively. This means that the Sharingan can only be used properly by people who know many diverse types of fighting.

The Sharingan has many abilities, but it's main one is the ability to copy every Nin, Gen, and Tai Jutsu seen by it. This means that in every fight the Sharingan is used, the more techniques are learned. Also, this doesn't require the user to want to learn the technique. It is like a defense mechanism, which operates once the attack commences. Another of the Sharingan's abilities is seeing through illusions. For example, Bunshins, or even Kage Bunshins are no problem for the Sharingan. It can see them all as chakra sources, and only the real one looks normal.

It is also said that the Sharingan can see the future; however, this is a false statement, as Zabuza Momochi explains it. According to him, the Sharingan cannot see the future; instead, it uses a series of steps to create the illusion that the ninja can foresee the future, making his opponent think so.

The ninja first uses his eye to scare the opponent; he then uses a very smart hypnotist genjutsu, which gives the enemy the illusion that the ninja can see the future. Following that, the enemy is really scared, and starts performing a jutsu; the Sharingan then copies all of the movements, so it looks as if the user can predict his movements by moving the same way as the enemy. Next, through the hypnotic jutsu, the Sharingan suggests a jutsu to the enemy. Finally, since the user knows what seal will be performed, he just copies the movement with his Sharingan, scaring the enemy even more!

Against the Sharingan, virtually all Jutsus are useless. However, a person with an advanced bloodline, or a Taijutsu user, is the Sharingan's worst enemies. Most Taijutsu shinobi's use speed on their advantage. This means that, even if the Sharingan can see the movement, it still gives no time for the ninja to react, making it useless. This also goes for advanced bloodline users, who use speed in their advantage too. However, a Taijutsu ninja would be tougher to beat, mainly because of the lack of Chakra and hand seal use.

Since physical attacks mostly don't need chakra, the Sharingan can't predict them that well. Moreover, since no chakra is needed, no hand seal is needed, thus giving the opposing ninja a chance to strike at once, without giving a chance of copying to the Sharingan. Long story short, the Sharingan is pretty useless against speed, but really useful against Ninjutsu users.'" And the scroll vanished. "The only two members of the Uchiha clan is Sasuke and his older brother Itachi. Itachi killed them all then ran away. The event kind of made Sasuke revenge crazy. But Kakashi is not apart of the Uchiha clan but the Hatake clan, which is very small. But Kakashi's best friend, Obito Uchiha had the Sharingan. Rumor has it that before Obito died, he gave Kakashi his Sharingan and he had surgery to replace his own eye and put in the other one. Only Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto know what happen and no one talks about it and no one asks him. When someone did ask him he said he didn't want to talk about it and walked away reading his damn perverted book."

"… your to smart for your own good."

"That's why they call me a genius."