The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: whoosh! that took a long time to fix!

Shikamaru: how troublesome...

Disclamer: it is troublesome that i don't won Naruto

A/N: TOMORROW! NARUTO! ALL DAY! STARTING AT 2:30 ENDING AT 11:00! NEW EPISODE AT 10:30! CARTOON NETWORK! BE THERE!

"Once that Sand Raccoon wakes up I'll make him wish he was never born," Naruto mumbled.

"Suuuuuuuuuuure you will! If it wasn't for us, you would be dead right now!"

"Thanks to Gaara I lost a week and a half for training for exams! I need to pass! Believe it!"

"Did you even hear what I said?"

"What? You say something Shikamaru?" he asked. Shikamaru sighed.

"How troublesome…if you're so upset about missing training, I'll spar you." Naruto and Michelle gasped.

"SHIKAMARU! Wouldn't it be too troublesome?" they both asked.

"Yes. Now just shut up before I change my mind."

"No, no, no! I wouldn't want to do that!" said Naruto, shaking his hands. "Let's go! Believe it!"

All 3 walked into the forest and Michelle sat under a tree and watched the 2 Gennin.

"Ready when ever you are lazy-ass!" Naruto called.

Shikamaru took out a kunai and tossed at Naruto. Naruto dodged it and ran towards Shikamaru in a flash of light. He punched Shikamaru in the face and kicked him in the stomach. Shikamaru fazed behind Naruto and kicked him in the back. Naruto wouldn't have fallen but he tripped over his own feet and fell.

"Let's make this interesting," said Shikamaru who crouched down to talk to Naruto. "In exams, you will be able to use the power of the 9-talied fox, so why not use it now?"

"You want me to use it?" he asked in a shocked tone. "But that would make this even more troublesome for you."

"Well… yes it will but I don't care right now."

"Whatever you say lazy-ass." Naruto got up and put two fingers over his face and closed his eyes. The orange light of Naruto's charka appeared around him. His nails grew to claws and his teeth grew to fangs. He opened his eyes and the ocean blue color changed to red. Naruto smirked. 'Poor lazy-ass doesn't know what he's getting himself into,' Naruto thought

'How troublesome…I wonder how Ino is…' Shikamaru though.

'Hum… this id odd…very, very odd…odd stuff is cool sometimes thought…and yet sometimes it can be, as Shikamaru would say, troublesome…hum…I wonder how Kakashi is… WAIT! I DID NOT JUST THINK THAT! Man I need some kind of help or, or something!' Michelle thought as she sweatdropped. She sighed but she snapped out of thinking when she heard a yelp.

Naruto was holding Shikamaru by the neck and there was some blood trickling down Shikamaru's neck. "Hey! No killing!" she snapped.

"Ok!" they called. Naruto let go of Shikamaru but then quickly punched him in the face. Shikamaru did some hand seals and said, "Kagemane no Jutsu!" Shikamaru's shadow attached its self to Naruto's. Shikamaru smirked. Then Shikamaru walked to a tree and Naruto followed. He jumped to the highest branch and Naruto was forced to do the same. Shikamaru was just about to jump-off but he undid the Justus and Naruto went tumbling to the ground and hit his head (A/N: AGAIN!).

Naruto, now back to normal, was rolling around on the ground, hugging his head. "Ouch! Goddamn Shikamaru! No one can beat that Jutsu!" Naruto complained.

"How troublesome… come on. Let's go back inside. The sun is bothering me."

When they went back inside they found that Sasuke and Sakura where awake and where MAKING-OUT! The shocked Naruto screamed like a girl and passed out. Sasuke and Sakura gasped and broke apart, faces as red as… apples?

"KELLY CLARKSON!" said Gaara randomly. He shout up from where he was sleeping, freaked out about the scream he heard.

Shikamaru, Michelle, Sasuke, and Sakura stared at him. "Kelly…Clarkson?" asked Sasuke with his famous smirk.

"What? I didn't say Kelly Clarkson!" said Gaara.

"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure Gaara! Whateeeeeeeeeeeeeever you say!" said Shikamaru with his own smirk.

"Just wait! I'll kill you all!"