The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: It's almost 3 in the morning. Why I'm still up is beyond me.

Kakashi: And becasue YOU'RE up we have to be up!

ILI: Chill, I'm going to bed after this, ok?

Kakashi: Good

ILI:yaws and rolls eyes: REVIEWS!

Neji-kun-naruto: Thanks:) you want ME to help you:has heart attack: um... I'll try :)

Ohmygodimnafire: Ya it was. it took like 3 hours to fix :swetdropp: and no I didn't kno that! It's true when they say you learn something new everyday! lol

Alien26: lol :) i hope so!

ILI: ok now posty it and sleep! NARUTO TOMORROW! BELIEVE IT!

Disclamer: WAY TO TIRED TO CARE!

"Gaara! Naruto! Would you come here please?" asked Tsunade. Gaara and Naruto walked to where the 5th Hokage was. "Follow me."

They waked into the forest and Tsunade stopped in front of an oddly large tree. A little blast of air shot out from her feet and she walked up the tree and sat on a branch. "What are you two waiting for?" she asked. Naruto and Gaara quickly walked up the tree and sat on the same branch as the Hokage.

"Now, about this problem that you two have with each other needs to end," she said sternly.

"I don't have a problem with Gaara," said Naruto.

"Really Naruto? Then what was with your little joke?"

"That is what is was! A joke! I meant no harm!"

"Well Fox Freak might not have a problem with me but I sure have a problem with him," said Gaara coldly.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY RACCOON LOSER!" snapped the blond.

"QUITE!" yelled Tsunade. "There is clearly a problem here."

"Well, there really isn't a 'problem'. Gaara just sometimes scares me," said Naruto, not daring to look at Gaara.

"He shouldn't. In my option you two should be best friends! You are so much alike. Now for the sanity of all 3 of us, put this behind you and PLEASE move on. Ok?"

"Ok," said the demon containers.

"Good, now shake hands," ordered the Hokage. They sighted and quickly shook. "Good. You're excused and make sure it doesn't happen again. Oh and Naruto!"

"Ya Granny Tsunade?" She twitched at the nickname.

"Tell Kakashi to come here now please. I need to have a word with him."

"Right away!"

About 10 minutes later Kakashi arrived at the tree and climbed it. "Naruto said you wanted to see me?" he asked.

"Yes Kakashi." She had a stern look on her young-looking face.

'Oh crap! What the hell did I do! I haven't been there to do anything!' he thought.

"Kakashi, I have noticed that you seen to have feelings for Michelle."

"WHAT! Me! Have feelings for Michelle! No! Of course not!" he said as a blush creped on his cheeks.

"You're a bad lire Kakashi."

"Why would I lie?" The 5th sighed.

"Kakashi tell me, and be truthful, how 'far' have you gone with her?"

"WHAT! I have done nothing!"

"Your lying but I guess if you don't want to tell me it's understandable. Just let me warn you, don't let your feelings get in they way. I don't want to see you get hurt and if you let your feelings grow, you will."

"Let me tell you Tsunade, I have NO feelings for her and if I did, which I DON'T, I wouldn't let them get in the way of anything."

"Just don't do anything Jiraiya wouldn't do."

"Awww! The stuff he does is fun!" joked the masked Jounin.

"Just get out of my office."

"We're in a tree…"

"Until I can leave, this my office. Now OUT! And remember what I said!"

"Of course!"

"He has NO clue what kind of hell he's in for," she said to herself once Kakashi was out of earshot.