The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: Happy New Year peoples! Hope 06 is your best year yet!

Sasuke: WHEEEEE! ANOTHER YEAR PASSED ALREADY? OMG! THAT WAS SOOOO FAST!

Kakashi: WHAT was in those pills!

ILI: um... :reads pill bottle: pure suger.

Kakashi and Naruto: HOW MUCH!

ILI: 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 grams. Enough to make him hyper for about... 2 years

Everyone but Sasuke:swetdrop:

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A/N: sorry is some of the chapters make no sence or whatever. I'm trying to think of stuff to add in before my other ideas would make sence, you know? If you have a random idea for this until the time where I have planed out, that would be helpful. :sigh: It's sooo troublesome to come up with random ideas to fill in space.

"Sooooooooooooo! How are you and Masky?" asked Marissa.

"WHAT! What do you mean!" asked Michelle. They where at Walgreens, getting pictures developed.

"What do you THINK I mean? I know you and I know when you like a guy. So spill!"

"Um… well… y-ya I like h-him and stuff…"

"I KNEW IT!" The blond interrupted.

'God, kill me,' Michelle thought as they got the pictures back. 'Hum, Naruto really did get pictures of Pluto… cool.'

"Who got the pictures of space?" asked Marissa.

"Naruto."

"How?"

"LONG story."

"Funn." (A/N: of course with Marissa you have to add the extra 'n')

"So much fun."

"Soooooooooo, tell me!" Marissa said in a 'tell-me-or-die' voice, "WHY do you like the masked man?"

"He has a name!"

"I know that! Just answer the question."

"Um… I donno… he's just…different. Is that ok with you, oh person who insists on talking about boys and relationships?"

"No, but…. YOU LOVE HIM!" That made the red head walk into a wall.

"WTF!"

Iruka came to see where there hell everyone was! He was so confused T-T

"Tsunade?" he called out randomly in the forest.

"She's in a tree!" called familiar voice.

"She's in a WHAT? Why?" he asked.

"Because she's insane and needs help."

"Point taken. So, how have you been?"

"Ick. Fine, besides the fact that I'm surrounded by crazy people who try and kill each other!"

"That's always nice."

"So, you are taking Jounin exams?"

"YES! Finally made it!"

"IRUKA-SENSEI!" came an annoying voice. A yellow blob knocked both Iruka and Kakashi over. All 3 had swirls in their eyes from falling.

"Hi…Naruto," said Iruka in a dazed voice.

"FOX FREAK! GET BACK HERE!" yelled Gaara.

"Naruto! What did you do!" asked Kakashi.

"NOTHING! Raccoon freak wants revenge for his sand still!" Naruto was waving his arms in the air like an idiot. "He's going to kill me! Believe it!" A whip of sand came from the shadows and pulled Naruto away. "AGGGGG! GAARA!"

Kakashi and Iruka just blinked. "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" About 10 Narutos popped out. "TRANSFORM!" All the Narutos changed into a beautiful naked woman with only wisps of smoke around her. Kakashi and Iruka quickly turned around blushing. Gaara didn't even see it coming! Blood came from his nose, not as much as someone else but there was blood. "HAHA!"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! THEN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AGAIN! AND AGAIN AND I'M GOING TO KEEP KILLING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD!" screamed Gaara. Iruka and Kakashi where trying to stop laughing. This truly was a funny sight.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" yelled the voice of the 5th Hokage. She grabbed Gaara and Naruto by the collar. "WHAT DID I SAY! I AM THIS CLOSE FROM PULLING YOU BOTH FROM EXAMS!"

"You can't pull me from exams! You're not my leader," Gaara scolded.

"I'm sure the Kazekage wouldn't mind." Naruto wasn't listing. He was too busy freaking out.

"NO! I'LL BE GOOD! DON'T PULL ME FROM EXAMS! PLEASE HOKAGE-SAMA!" he begged.

"Ok. Just no fighting and Naruto, no sucking up."

"Right Granny Tsunade!" said the hyperactive ninja happily.

"Go before I change my mind and pull you from exams." The two boys left in a blink of an eye, not wanting to make her madder. "Iruka, what are you doing here?"

"Jiraiya sent me to look for you. He told me not to come back without you. I think he has had too many girls hit him on the head," replied Iruka.

"I agree. Um… Iruka, can we talk?" asked the Hokage.

"Sure."

"Kakashi, watch that boy. Make sure he stays FAR away from Gaara," ordered Tsunade.

"Will do," and with a pop he was gone. Once the Jounin was gone Tsunade turned to Iruka, with a serious look on her face.

"S-something wrong?" he asked.

"Yes, something is wrong. Very wrong." Iruka shifted his weight. He didn't like where this was going. "You're like Kakashi's brother right?"

"I guess you could say that, but what's the point?"

"The point is Iruka, that Kakashi is a bad liar sometimes! He likes this girl, Michelle, and that is NOT a good thing. Do you know the rules of the shinobi villages about outsiders?"

"Yes," a scroll appeared out of nowhere. (A/N: Tsunade didn't see it) "'Unless a person is from the countries of Water, Lighting, Earth, Fire, Wind, Rain, Waterfall, Grass, Rice, Snow, Wave, Tea, River, Swamp, Stone, Bird, Hidden Haze, or Hidden Moon, no outsider is aloud to come."' Tsunade looked over at Iruka.

"YOU READ THAT OFF A SCROLL!"

"Ya, sooooo?"

"Never mind. Do you know how long that rule has been in effect?"

"Since the first hidden country formed 5000 years ago." (A/N: random number.)

"Correct. Now do you know how many times that rule has been broken?"

"Once?"

"Yes, once. And that was 2000 years ago." (A/N: 'nother random number.) "Do you know why that rule was broken?" asked the 5th.

"No, no I don't," replied Iruka, who was HOPING this history lesson had some point.

"Because that person was very skilled in fighting and somehow had an Advanced Bloodline."

"This is very interesting but what does this have to do with Kakashi being a bad lire and liking this girl?"

"I don't want Kakashi to get hurt. He had been hut too much. Now when he comes home, though he might not show it, he will most likely be very depressed. I need you to help him. If you don't, he might do something stupid."

"All this for a girl? Seems kind of drastic don't ya think Tsunade?"

"Normally, yes. In this case, no. I can tell that Kakashi…" her voice trailed off.

"Kakashi what! As this conversation continues I get more and more confused! No offence but, do you even HAVE a point!" asked Iruka.

"Yes. Let me make this simple, so simple that even Naruto could understand it," she took a deep breath and thought of the right words to make this short and simple. "Kakashi thought he does not relies it and will do ANYTHING to deny it, has, in fact, fallen in love and this is NOT a good thing. This girl cannot come to the village. Her fighting skill are not advanced enough and she does not posses an Advanced Bloodline. You need to help him get through this when he comes home. But the good thing about all this is that he won't admit it. That is where you come in. Make him forget and move on. If he DOES admit it, he won't be able to move on. GOT IT!"

"How do you know he won't be able to move on if he admits it?"

"I'm a woman, we know these things…and I have watched every romantic move ever made. That helps…"

"Ok… I'll do anything to help Kakashi. He's like my older brother."

"Good. Now about Jiraiya… I'm can't go back just yet. Stupid Gai and Kakashi. Since he won't let you come back without me, you are going to have to stay here, which is good! Ooo this is so good! You can help Kakashi start the healing process!"

"Bur he isn't ready for the 'healing process'. As you said, he won't need that until he comes home."

"You can never start the healing process to early Iruka."