The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: Yo

Sasuke: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Everyone: -.-''

Sasuke: What I do? ..?

Everyone: NOTHING!

Sasuke: OK!

ILI: well I would have updated sooner but the flu stopped me T-T but I'm good now...but now I have to deal with school T-T''

Sasuke: AWWW T-T WELL REVIEWS!

Alien26: lol funn. I took your idea (giggles)

PimpTroyce: lol, well to see what DOES happen, keep reading. it's going to be good :D

Wind Kunai: lol funn. that is a good song! yes, weird friends, who DOESN'T have them?

Digitalcat17: right! of course! no suger! -shifty eyes-

Disclamer:...how troublesome...

Jackie, Michelle, Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, Gai, and Lee sat around a table and the ninja randomly questioned the two collage girls as they filled out a form to be able to graduate in February instead of September.

"MY ETERNAL RIVAL! IT IS YOUR TURN TO QUESTION THE YOUTHFUL COLLAGE GIRLS!" Gai said cheerfully. Everyone but Lee sweatdropped.

"Ok… um… what is…" there was an odd dramatic pause, "your favorite color!" Kakashi asked.

"Green and dark colors," Jackie replied.

"Dark colors, mostly blues, purples, and black," Michelle answered.

"YOUTHFUL JACKIE! YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS ONE OF TURE WONDER!" Gai said.

"Ug… ok," she said.

"YOUTHFUL MICHELLE! IT IS YOUR TURN TO QUESTION US!"

"Ok. How is your English is so good? You guys say you NEVER spoke English before and yet you speak it fluently (sp?) with ONLY a slight accent!" Michelle asked. All the ninja looked at each other and shrugged.

"No clue," they all said at once.

"YOUTHFUL LEE! IT IS YOUR TURN!" Gai said happily, wondering what his favorite student would ask.

"YES GAI-SENSEI! WHAT IS THE MOST RANDOM IDEM YOU ARE CARRYING AT THE YOUTHFUL TIME?" Lee asked. Everyone pulled something random.

Kakashi took out his book, Naruto took out a pack of instant ramen, Gai took out a mouse pad, Sasuke pulled out a thing of camera film, Michelle pulled out a hockey puck, Jackie pulled out a candle with a face drawn on it, and even though Lee asked the question, he pulled out a squirrel. No, not a stuffed squirrel, a real one.

"YOUTHFUL LEE! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TAKING SQUIRRELS HOME?" Gai asked.

"I'M SORRY SENSEI! I JUST LOVE SQUIRRELS SO MUCH!"

Kakashi gasped when he saw the candle and squirrel. A question mark appeared above the candle and squirrel's head. "Um… I'm going over there. Ok? Ok! See ya," and he kind of ran away, really fast.

"WTF was that?" Michelle asked.

"Well we know of two things Kakashi-sensei is afraid of. Candles and squirrels," Sasuke said.

"WHAT! HOW COULD ANYONE BE SCARED OF A YOUTHFUL SQUIRREL!" Lee asked in complete shock.

"Donno, but we DO know why he's scared of candles!" Naruto said. "Come and listen to the wonderful tale!

"Well we had this mission where we needed to get this special candle from some bad dudes. Well we found them and we beat them, of course with my help.

"Well one of them lit the candle and tossed it at sensei and vanished. And sensei was all like 'that was weird' but he didn't know that he was on fire!

"We told him he was on fire and he was all like 'am I? Oh well'."

"That's weird," everyone but Sasuke said.

"Oh ya."