The Love of a Perverted Ninja

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ILI: Ok this chapter was kindly writen by Alien26 so if you're wondering WHY it's so good, it's because I didn't write it

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Wind Kunai: yes, damn you school! and i don't understand what you mean by 'does Sasuke see this everyday?' :swetdropps:

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Disclamer: ... you know already, I'm not saying it... T-T

Kakashi decided it was fine to stop running. He couldnt remember the last time he ran so hard. But it was on good reason: to get away from that horrible creature known as the squirrel. He shuddered as he reminisced how it all began

(Flashback)

Kakashi was five years old and was already a Genin in the making. He was such an adorable child back when he had no mask on. Anyways
He was walking through the forest to the training grounds when he noticed a squirrel in a tree looking strangely at him. Being the innocent child he was, he walked up to it and said, "Hi, Mr. Squirrel!" Now the squirrel, which had taken notice of Kakashi, also noticed how Kakashi's head was acorn shaped. Being unintelligent, it reasoned anything that looked like an acorn was an acorn. And this was a HUGE acorn, probably really tasty, too. It grinned evilly at the small shinobi, baring its sharp fangs and drooling hungrily. Kakashi had now become nervous and continued walking away from the squirrel a tad bit faster than usual.
The furry animal jumped off the branch it stood on and hopped over to Kakashi, following him like a furry zombie. Kakashi started jogging. The squirrel hopped faster. Kakashi started running. The squirrel hopped faster. By now Kakashi was running as fast as he could and started screaming at the top of his lungs, "HELP! I'M BEING CHASED BY A SQUIRREL! HELP ME!" He had to keep running, hoping to outrun the devilish little beast. But it was too late. The squirrel sunk its sharp, bucktooth teeth into Kakashi's leg. Kakashi screamed in pain like there was no tomorrow.

(End of Flashback)

The Jounin shuddered even more as he rubbed the spot where the deranged squirrel bit him. He winced as he remembered the horrible pain he experienced that fateful, dark day "Yo!" Lee yelled. "Hey, why are you afraid of squirrels?"

"Uh, uhh, i-its none of your business!"

"C'mon, don't tell me you're afraid of yothfulMr. Snuggles?" He held up the squirrel he was carrying. Kakashi gave a horrified look at the squirrel. Because the squirrel was looking at him the same way it did years ago. Yes, it was the same squirrel that bit him when he was a kid. And it was looking at him with the same deranged look.

"C'mon, look how cute he looks!" Lee said, shoving the squirrel into Kakashi's face. Kakashi screamed, jumping onto a tree branch and hugging onto it for dear life, trembling. "Aww, don't be afraid of youthfulMr. Snuggles, he's not going to bite you or anything." Lee climbed up on the tree Kakashi was holding onto, the squirrel baring its buckteeth hungrily. Kakashi leaped out of the tree and continued running for his life. But Lee was right behind him, giving him a puppy-eyed look and raising the furry animal to Kakashi. Kakashi ran faster, a trail of dust following the two. Then, he had an idea. He immediately stopped running, throwing Lee by surprise. But not the squirrel. God only knows why the squirrel wasn't tricked. It leapt out of Lee's hands and onto Kakashi's chest, its sharp claws digging into the fabric of his shirt. Then the squirrel did the one thing that the silver-haired ninja feared all his life. It bit him on the nose.

"AH!"