Disclaimer: The world would be so much happier if I owned Zoey 101.

To bad I don't.

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Logan's POV:

How?

How did I get myself into this mess? Oh yeah, I just had to pull Dana's hair. Well, you have to see my side of the story. She just had to put it in my face. I mean come on, if she didn't want her hair to get pulled then she should've just go ahead and cut it all off. So if there is anyone to blame it's her and not me. Anyway, back to my foolproof plan.

"So Logan are you going to tell me this oh so great plan of yours, or are you going to just stand there like an idiot?" And there's Dana, looking annoyed as usual.

"Sure I'll tell you, babe, but first you have to tell me what you're doing that's so much better than spending a Saturday with The Logan Reese."

Yeah, I'm so good.

"First of all, watching paint dry is way better then spending any day with 'The' Logan Reese. Secondly, if you call me babe, one more time, you won't be able to have any."

Ouch.

For some reason, I get the feeling Dana's not joking.

Oh well.

" Dana, you would not hurt my 'little Logans', right?

"Your…what?

"You know, my 'little Logans', my 'little soldiers', and my 'little men'.

"Well, I don't know about the rest but at least you got the little partright." That was so not funny. But for once she's not screaming in my ear. I guess it's a start. But I'm pretty sure she's not going to start wearing those French maid outfits and call me master anytime soon. But a guy can dream, right?

Dana's POV:

Wow. Didn't think it was possible. We're in a classroom alone and I have yet to kill him. We are even having a civilized conversation…well, as civilized as Logan and I get.

"Hey, you're not so bad…at least when you're not being a loser." Then he goes and says something like that. He better be happy I'm in a better mood than I was earlier.

"Yeah well, your kinda cute…when you're not being a royal jerk." I can't believe I admitted that. I can practically see his head growing bigger.

"Now that you mention it so are you. In fact I don't know which one is more hot. The way your eye twitches when you're angry or how that vein in your forehead throbs when you get mad." What! That is so not true.

"Logan!"

"Oh yeah, it's defiantly the twitching thing that your eye is doing right now! That's hot!" he says with a smirk.

"Logan, you jerk!"

"Wow. That's real original. Insert sarcasm here."

"You're wrong, Logan. You will always be just a 'rich jerk'."

"You know you love it."

"I'm surprised, you use 'it' correctly in a sentence. I'm proud of you." Logan just glared.

"Well, if I'm so dumb, then I guess you don't want to hear what my foolproof plan is."

The plan.

I forgot all about it.

"Fine, tell me the plan so I can get out of here. I promised Zoey that I would go get a smoothie with her before I got to the…opps." I have said to much already. Me and my big mouth.

" 'Opps' what? Where are you going when you get out of here? Tell me or I won't tell you what the plan is." This 'plan' is getting on my last nerve. Logan, for your sake, this plan better be worth it.

"Let's make a deal. You get me out of here, then I'll tell you where I'm going."

Yeah, I'm so good.

"Fine. My idea was to climb out window. They do it in all of the movies. Genius, right?"

"That's it?" I look at him.

"Yep."

"That your foolproof plan?" I can't believe it.

"Yeah."

"That's the plan that's going to get us out of here?" I'm shocked.

"Sure."

That plan is…brilliant!"

"Really?"

"NO! Unless you have forgotten, we're on the seventh floor!" Logan's an idiot.

"Well, at least I tried."

"You know what they say 'the road to stupid is paved with good intensions'."

"Oh." Ah, yes…finally Logan's head is deflating. Mr. Reese, please tell the audience how it feels to get your plans shot down? It doesn't feel to good now, does it? Especially by me and my twitching eye of doom. Not…that it…twitches.

"Idiot." Well, it's true.

"At least I'm not as dumb as I look."

"That's because you're to busy being as dumb as you act." I head over to the other side of the classroom. I can't stand to be by him another minute.

Great, we're back where we started and now we don't have a plan. So much for a civilized conversation.

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