The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: ok you have NO clue how random this is!

Sasuke: RANDOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

ILI: ya...

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PimpTroyce: Thanks. It was very random

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Disclamer: ya... T-T

"GOOD MORNING YOUTHFUL KAKASHI, MY ETERNAL RIVAL! SAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR YOUTHFUL NOSE!" Gai called out the next morning. You could slightly see the bandage stick out from Kakashi's mask and his nose was swollen.

"None of your business, Gai," Kakashi replied coldly.

"WHY ETERNAL RIVAL! I BELIEVE THE HOT MICHIGAN SUN HAS MADE YOU A LITTLE OFF EDGE!" Kakashi twitched.

'Not the sun Gai… it's YOU! ALL YOU! IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU! SINCE WE WHERE 6! YOU ARE GRRRRR!' Kakashi thought. The whole time he kept a 'cool-guy' tone.

"AS THE BEAUITFUL GREEN BALST OF KONOHA I SAW OUR YOUTHFUL SELFS, ALL OUR YOUTHFUL SELFS, SHOULD GO SWIMMING!" Everyone fell over anime style.

'Oh god…' they all though.

Gai totally forced everyone to the pool. He wouldn't take 'no' for an answer! Everyone but Shikamaru and Michelle where in the pool. Kakashi wouldn't have been but Naruto tried to drown Sasuke so he had to stop that… he guessed.

Shikamaru had his feet in the water and was leading on his hands, staring up at the clouds, not really wanting to be there. Michelle was sitting next to him, reading a book, not really wanting to be there either. She really didn't like pools but Gai made her.

'I'm going to kill him, and I'm going to kill him again, and again and I'm going to kill him until he'd dead!' she thought.

"How troublesome…" Shikamaru muttered.

"Mhmm," she agreed as she fitted with her long tee shit that was covering her bathing suit, not paying attraction to her book.

"SHIKAMARU NARA!" Ino yelled. "WAY AREN'T YOU IN THE POOL!"

"It's too troublesome."

"Shikamaru…" she said darkly.

"Troublesome woman," he thought aloud.

"SHIKAMARU!" The next thing the poor lazy Gennin knew he was in the water, being beaten up by the angry blonde.

"Hey! Let's play Marco Polo!" said Naruto after he got free from his pissed-off sensei.

"YA!" most everyone said.

"Hn…" muttered Sasuke, Gaara, and Neji.

"Do I have to?" Shikamaru asked.

"YES!" Ino yelled. Kakashi quickly got out of the pool and ran! Everyone blinked and shrugged.

"Ok… I'LL GO FIRST!" Naruto shouted happily. Everyone randomly went to a section of the pool, getting away from Naruto. "Ok ready!" he asked with his deep blue eyes already closed.

"Yes," everyone called.

"Ok! Marco!"

"Polo!" About 4 minutes went on before Naruto came upon his first victim. It just happened to be Hinata. Naruto smirked and grabbed her hand.

"N-naruto! Where are we g-going?" she whispered.

"You'll see," he replied. After 5 minutes passes and the two did not return. Like the idiots they are, everyone stayed in the pool with their eyes closed.

"Hey, did anyone notice that Naruto isn't here?" Michelle called out from the sidelines.

"Oh ya!" they all said.

"Where is the loser?" Sasuke asked himself. He got out of the water and looked around.

He came upon a small closet that was giggling. 'A laughing closet? That isn't normal…is it?'

'Yes! It is normal! You dumbass,' Inner Sasuke said sarcastically.

'Shut the hell up,' Sasuke replied to himself as he opened the closet.

Naruto and Hinata where in the closet, making out. Well more Naruto kissing her neck and Hinata giggled. "Oh god. Get a friggin' room," Sasuke said in complete disgust.

Hinata turned beat red and almost fainted. "Go…now…before…you…die," Naruto growled.

"Hey! I'm not the 14 year-old in the closet with his girlfriend, am I loser?" Naruto then blushed and rubbed the back of his blond head.

"Hehe, guess not!"