The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: Hi! This is a random chapter by our good friend Alien26! He's in this chapter! Now I'm not going to doo all the funny stuff casue I'm supposta be sleeping and if I get caught I'm DEAD!

Disclamer: whatever

Unbeknownst to the gang, while they were at the pool, there was a boy of about 20 years of age who was visiting from California. He was reading a newspaper while sunbathing and not paying attention until some annoying girl shouted, "SHIKAMARU!" He jumped at the name, wondering if it was the same Shikamaru from the show Naruto. He ruled that out since it was rather ludicrous, but checked to make sure anyways. His jaw dropped and hit the floor. Then, he wiped his glasses and pinched himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming. Oh my God! The Naruto cast! He thought in disbelief. He then passed out.

Fifteen minutes later, he regained consciousness and wondered if the whole thing was a dream. But he noticed a wallet that looked suspiciously like a frog with metal lips.

"Ack! I forgot my wallet at the pool!" a worried Naruto shouted.

"Hey, don't burst a lung, man. I'll take care of it," Michelle replied. She was about to start walking back to the pool when a young adult boy walked her direction.

"Hey, is this yours?" he asked. Michelle was about to reply when Naruto was bounding out the door screaming,

"Did you get it! Did you get it!"

The boy gasped. "OMIGOSH! I WAS RIGHT! NARUTO DOES EXIST! I am totally a big, gigantic fan of yours! Hey, can you sign an autograph? Or maybe I can take a picture? Do you- (Gasp) do you do signed pictures! Do you live here? Can I stay over? I promise I won't be annoying! I promise I,"

"Whoa, there hot-shot. One sentence at a time." The boy was gasping for air.

"Sorry, where are my manners? My names Wesley (air horn). I am living here currently for vacation. So, can I move here for now!"

Poor Michelle. She wasn't very good at handling very many questions. "Uhh, okay."

"WOO-HOO! Ill get all my stuff in a few minutes!" Then, Wesley disappeared in a puff of smoke, just like Kakashi.

"Hey, how did he know ninja stuff!" Naruto asked.

"Hey, I know just about as much as you do on this kid,"

Michelle replied.

"And what did he mean by 'Naruto does exist'? Of course I exist!" Naruto yelled.