The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: Good weekend to you!

Sasuke: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Everyone: -.-''

Kakashi: -cough he's nuts cough-

Everyone nodds in aggrement.

Itachi: get on with the reviews so I can get on with plotting my foolish little brother's death!

Wind Kunai: lol, yes Sasuke's inner self rocks my soks off!

Alien26: no problem, your ideas are good :D

Digitalcat27: yes me odd! and what did the candle say!

Candle: 0

Kakashi: OMIGOD! -runs away-

Candle: ..?

Discalmer: me no own! ok!

"Water!" said Naruto clapping his hands together happily.

"Water?" Michelle reputed.

"Ya. It's just like walking up trees but you…walk on water!"

"Whatever you say." She forced some charka upon her feet and carefully took a step on the pond that Naruto lead her too.

She thought she was doing ok but a few steeps in, she lost the grip of her charka and she fell in the water. Naruto was rolling on the ground, laughing his ass off.

"Something funny?" she asked darkly.

"No!" he breathed. Once he calmed down he sat Indian style on the ground. "Ok, at first when walking on water, you NEED to concentrate! Though it is similar to walking up a tree, water is not solid so it's easier to mess up."

"Right…" She tried again and got to half way to the half way mark before felling in the cold water. He started to roll around of the ground laughing again. 'Note to self: kill Naruto.'

"Ok, ok, ok! Try again! Take slow steeps and push as much charka as possible to your feet. As you get more use to it you won't need to be so careful."

When Naruto and Michelle where out, Kakashi and Gai where plotting! They where plotting something that will make all the Gennin hate their guts for the rest of forever but they where still doing it.

"MY ETERNAL RIVAL! YOU ARE A GENNIUS!" Gai said loudly.

"Shut up," Kakashi hissed. "Do you want to wake them up?"

"Oh… sorry!" he said quietly. Kakashi rolled his eyes at Gai's stupidness.

"Gai-sensei," Naruto wined, "WHY are we here!"

"YOU SHALL SEE YOUTHFUL ONE!" Gai said happily. 'WHERE IS MY ETERNAL RIVAL!' he thought.

"Ok so," Kakashi glanced at his watch and smirked under his mask. Late again. "Right now we are ten minutes late. You go and I'll come in ten minutes, ok?"

"Ok… you people are weird… but yet…aren't we all weird?"

"Yes, yes we are." Michelle got out a book from her pocket and walked to where Gai and everyone else were. Before walking into the forest she walked into a tree. Kakashi smacked his head with the palm of his hand. Michelle just rubbed the spot; silent cursed the tree (sorry Jackie), and went on her way.

"Your late!" Sakura gasped.

"Yes, yes I am," Michelle replied.

"OMIGOD! SHE'S TURNING INTO KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Naruto yelled. Everyone sweatdropped. "You want to turn into Kakashi, does she precious?" he said in an odd Gollom voice. "No, no she doesn't precious," he said to himself. "They all thing Naruto is crazy precious, they all things wes lost it!" he said in the same raspy Gollom voice. "My precious!"

Everyone had an o.O expression on their face.

"Ok who had 1:20! Anyone had 1:20! Did anyone place a time beat of 1:20 of when Naruto would lose it and start talking like Gollom!" Sasuke called as he took out a piece of paper. "Oh! It was Tenten!"

"Told all you losers!" she said happily as she took her prize money.