The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: sorry i haven't been updating. been really busy -.-'

Sasuke: US TOO! WE HAD LIKE 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000 MISSIONS!

Kakashi: It was more like 5...

Saskue: TOO BAD!

Kakashi:sigh:

Itachi: GRRR! GET TO THE REVIEWS ALREADY!

Wind Kunai: lol... i don't get it... :)

Falcon226: OH MY GOD! lol. candles are cool...

lava guy: yes, yes i do and i'm pissing myself off. so very soon that's all going to change!

tentenrox: thanks! i'll do my best

Crazyloony598: :) thanks. it was a random idea

Princess Shadowcat: lol thanks :)

digitalcat17: yes, trees are cool

Disclamer: i'm not in the mood...

also: Alien26 also helped with this chapter so a extra thanks to him

"YOU'RE LATE!" Naruto and Sakura yelled as Kakashi came.

"What's your excuse this time sensei?" Sakura asked.

"Well, you see there was a car on fire," he started.

"LIRE!" they both yelled. Kakashi shrugged.

"WHY ARE WE HERE! WE COULD BE TRAINING YOU KNOW!" Naruto yelled.

"That is why we are here youthful one!" Gai said. Naruto had a question mark over his head.

"What you talking 'bout Gai-sensei?"

"Um… I CAN'T REMEMBER!" Gai said giving thumbs up number 2,594

"Oh my god!" Kakashi said, sounding like Chandler from 'Friends'. (A/N: my favorite character ) Gai rubbed the back of his black blow cut head and smiled. Kakashi sighed.

"We decided to have a group training session. In exams there is a very small chance that you will be paired with someone from your squad so starting now you will be training with someone from another squad."

"YA! BRING THEM ON! I'LL TAKE ANYONE!" Naruto yelled.

"You want to go first Naruto?"

"YA, YA, YA!"

"OK YOUTHFUL NARUTO!" Gai said happily as a scroll popped into Kakashi's hand.

"Ok now last night Gai and myself paired you up so Naruto, you are paired with," he glanced at the scroll, "Lee."

"YOUTHFUL NARUTO! I ACCEPT THE ARRANGED CHALLENGE!" Lee yelled, pointing at Naruto.

"LETS GO! BELIEVE IT!"

(A/N: I'm not going to type another fight until exams cause it takes up too much time)

After about an hour Lee and Naruto's fight was over. Naruto lost and was all dazed and asking a rock if his ramen was ready yet.

Naruto: ramen?

Rock: ..?

Naruto: ramen?

Rock: ..?

Naruto: ramen?

Kakashi then grabbed Naruto and dragged him from the rock. "Wait! It has my ramen!"

"No it doesn't."

"But then why is it holding it?"

"Nothing."

"Aww."

"Ok who said that Lee would kick the crap out of Naruto?" Saskue asked as he grabbed his booklet. "Neji, you win! And so does Sakura, myself, Gaara, Temari, and Gai!"

The arranged fights continued and Sasuke kept placing beats. Tenten was now calling him, "Bookie."

Just as the last two where finishing up, Naruto's number 1 fan showed up!

"Who's the geek?" Ino asked. An anime vein popped on Wesley's head.

"What. Did. You. Say. Bitch." he said.

"What'd you call me, billboard sign!"

"YOU WANNA FIGHT, PORKER!"

"BRING IT ON!" A fistfight ensued. Everyone smacked themselves on the head.

After Kakashi split them up, Ino got a black eye and a chipped tooth while Wesley received a bloody lip. Neither talked to each other in a friendly way for the duration of the day.

"SO, YOUTHFUL WESLEY, TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR YOUTHFUL-SELF!" Gai screamed enthusiastically. Wesley shrugged.

"Ok, where to begin? Well, my birth date is March 11, 1991. My favorite color is red. I like rock bands like System of a Down, Korn, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Nine-Inch Nails, Avenged Sevenfold, and Rammstein. Im intelligent, but have a short temper, as you have witnessed (he shot a glare at Ino), but am usually a nice and care-loving guy. Oh yeah, and my ninja abilities are mainly ninjutsu and Taijutsu. I have a pretty basic understanding of molding charka and my attacks include using water and ice." Tsunade looked at him questionably.

"How did you learn ninja abilities?" she asked, "it's against shinobi law for someone who was not born in a shinobi village to learn." Wesley shrugged.

"Donno. One day it just kinda happened and I fixed it myself."

"We are SO going to get caught!" Michelle said to Naruto that night. "This is not good! We're going to go to prison, or, or something."

"We are NOT going to get caught! Believe it! You're safe with Naruto Uzumaki!" Naruto said enthusiastically but then he tripped and rolled across the ground and smacked his head on a tree.

"Oh ya, I feel REAL safe! Maybe we should just stop before you get in trouble."

"NO!" Naruto yelled as he rubbed his head. "That is NOT an option! Listen! There are a LOT of bad people out for us and anyone who we get to friendly with. But everyone else we where friends with was either from another shinobi village or was in a place where they had some other kind of protection. Though you have your Taijutsu type stuff you already knew, that won't be enough! If I don't teach you then no one will and they will find you and they WILL kill you!"

"Alright! Alright! Alright! Chill!"

"NEVER!" Michelle had an 'o.O' expression on her face.