- Padfoot and Prongs -


Author's Notes: Thankyou everyone who reviewed this fic!! I'm really glad to see that it amuses other people as much as it does for me to write it! For all those waiting for Prongs opinion - thats coming next letter, Sirius is writing this without James permission - which can only lead to trouble ;) Well heres the next letter, I hope you enjoy it :) Please read and review!


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The Gryffindor boys dormitory.
3rd September, 1977, 0800 hours



Dear Miss Lily Evans,

I am writing to you concerning your whereabouts on the evening of August 2nd 1977, for we have reason to believe you may be responsible for the events leading up to the changing of Misters Malfoy and Snape into pink bunny rabbits.

As this has been confirmed by a witness, a one Sirius Black who saw you earlier reading up on the spell that was subtitled 'How to turn your enemy into a rabbit'. We are awaiting your plead in this case until which it will be postponed.

Futhermore the I will be acting as the attourney on behalf of all pink bunny rabbits whom are sueing you for the unbelieveable humilation that you have put them through after turning two Slytherins into their "cute" and "cuddly" forms. The bunny's claim that you have not required their permission to perform such a task and as a result the rabbits want a years supply of carrots in reparations for the insults they have had put to their name.

We will be expecting a statement and a plead within the mail during the next few days. Please do not delay because the judge, the fair and humble Mr R. Moony is a busy man and has his off nights.

On a lighter note the most noble and brilliant Marauders would like to congradulate you on pulling off and getting away with such a excellent piece of pranking, but they would like to add their warning that should you continue to place the blame on them they may be tempted to take action.

Finally, the reknown attourney Mr J. Prongs has most graciously offered to be your defence council should you need one.

Thankyou for your time.


Mr S. Padfoot.