The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: Yo people!

Sasuke: yoyo!

Everyone: -.-'''

Sasuke :D

Naruto: SASUKE'S SCARING ME!

Everyone: Sasuke is scaring everyone Naruto

Gai: YES YOUTHFUL NARUTO, STUDENT TO MY ETARNAL RIVLE! THE YOUTHFUL SASUKE IS SCARING ALL OF US!

Kakashi: Ok, now your scaring us...

Gai:Nice Guy Pose: LET US YOUTHFUL REVIEW!

Naruto: Isn't that Itachi's job?

Gai: THE YOUTHFUL ITACHI COULDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT!

Kugatsu Kuro Kyohaku Bara: random is soooooooooooooooocool! i LOVE random! hehe! thanks, i try andmake it funny. kakashi isso cool butsome people -coughmax,alex,laura,sometimesjackienadsometimeslisa- thinks its odd i'm making this story -tear- and i would like to thank the Almighty Tallest for the Squeedly Spooch award. thank you...so much! -brakes down crying-

digitalcat17: lol, that's random. did you have another pretzel? ya it's short but...so is max! lol. yes, trees and candles are cool

Kiara Adachi: thank you! naruto IS the best show in the world and random is the best thing in the world! sooo true!

Alien26: if your zim then naruto is gir! lol

Disclamer: ya, ya, ya. idc... WAAAA!

Alien26 helped with this chapter so an extra thanks to him!

"I'm bored. I wanna go home", said Naruto.

"Okay, lets use my time machine", said Wesley.

"Time machine?" everyone asked.

"Yes, a time machine. Its just one of the gadgets on my watch. It can brush my teeth, shoot lasers, has a grappling hook, and anything else you can think of except tell time."

"It doesn't tell time?" Kakashi asked in monotone.

"There was no more room for the clock".

"Tch. Typical of a geek," muttered Ino.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY, PORKER?" yelled Wesley.

"YOU WANNA FIGHT, BILLBOARD-SIGN?"

"BRING IT ON!" Ten people each to avoid another fight halted both angry people.

Moving on the 20 year old pressed three buttons and a strange tingling sensation went through all of their bodies.

"Here we are! Six days before you have to go back to Konoha!" For some strange reason, a tank was sitting in front of the house.

"Uhh, what's with the tank?" Tsunade asked.

Suddenly, Wesley ran up to it. "Oh, Im supposed to win fifteen million dollars in the lottery, so I decided to waste it all on a tank, complete with a 120 millimeter cannon, a 5 millimeter machine gun, and a microwave stocked with ramen!"

"Do you like ramen?" Naruto asked.

Wesley slapped his forehead. "Naruto-my-idol, what kind of stupid question is that? I LOVE RAMEN!"

"I bet you can't eat as much as I can!"

Wesley had a smirk on his face. "Ok, lets have a contest: whoever can eat the most ramen can make the loser do whatever the winner wants!"

"DEAL!" Both boys shook hands.

Ten minutes later

Ready! Set! GO!

The two started eating their instant ramen like wood chippers. None seemed to have the upper hand. However, after his seventh bowl, Wesley's face turned a nauseous green as he stuffed noodles into his mouth. Naruto took the opportunity and started eating faster. He started to get green after his ninth bowl despite his tolerance to eating ramen fast. As they were finishing their fifteenth bowl, Wesley slipped into a coma. Naruto had a grin on his face before he passed out too.

Both boys occupied the couches as they attempted to recover from the horrible ordeal. The last words Wesley said before slipping out of consciousness were this: "I'm never eating ramen for a year" and "I am Zim!" Naruto was mumbling about comparing shrimp and beef flavor.

Poor Hinata. She was so worried about her boyfriend that she practically stayed up all the night sitting next to Naruto. Then, while no one noticed, she hit Wesley on the head with a waffle iron. Wesley was too unconscious to notice. His inner-self was screaming, 'GOD, that woman's violent!' Their coma lasted for three days.