The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: hi ya!

Sasuke: HELLO!

ILI: ok! it's the moment you have all waited for! the people are going BACK to The Village Hidden in the Leaves! OMG! And it only took 28 chapters! Grrr!

Sasuke: SOMEONE NEEDS HELP WITH ANGER!

Itachi: you're one to talk... now reviwes

tentenrox: lol thanks :D

digitalcat17: yes, yes it was. AWW! no pretzael T-T well, julie gave you some at lunch! lol

Alien26: no problem . Spy Kids 2 was good... .

Disclamer: i don't own naruto goddamnit! or any of the books lister or Sadness and Sorrow

"Ok, so here is a list of really good books that you might like reading," Michelle said as she handed a piece of paper to Shikamaru.

The list consisted of, (A/N: these are books I think are really good. Read them if you have the time)

The Giver by Lois Lowry

Gathering Blue by Lois Lowry

Messenger by Lois Lowry

The City of Ember by Jeanne DuPrau

The People of Sparks by Jeanne DuPrau

Flipped by Wendelin Van Draanen

The Thief Lord by Cornelia Funke

Hoot by Carl Hiaasen

Silent to the Bone by E.L. Konigsburg

Pool Boy by Michael Simmons

Things Not Seen by Andrew Clements

No More Dead Dogs by Gordon Korman

A Corner of the Universe by Ann M. Martin (sad book)

Ruby Holler by Sharon Creech

The Wish List by Eoin Colfer

Holes by Louis Sachar

Stargirl (not just for girls! And this is not part of the title, the book is not a girl book) by Jerry Spinelli

Zink by Cherie Bennett (sad book)

Nowhere to Call Home by Cynthia DeFelice

The Graduation of Jack Moon by Barbara Park

The Power of Un by Nancy Etchemndy

"Thanks," Shikamaru mumbled as he put the list in his pocket. "You know… you have been a really good sensei and stuff… and I'm going to miss you… I guess…" he sighed. "How troublesome." Michelle gasped.

"Are you actually showing emotion that isn't that of lazy!"

"I guess."

"I'm going to miss you too bit I bet we see each other again. Oh and I suggest you take my advice about… ya." Shikamaru blushed.

"Right…"

"MAN! I SWEAR! WHEN WE GET BACK, I'M GOING TO SPEND ONE WEEK AT THE RAMEN SHOP!" Naruto said loudly the night before they left.

"Naruto, you where JUST in a coma from eating too much ramen," Sasuke sighed.

"Too bad!"

"Your such a loser! I'm going to bed!" Once Naruto was sure Sasuke was asleep, he snuck out of the house and ran into the forest.

"Your late!" Michelle said.

"I got lost on the rode of life," Naruto lied. He LOVES using Kakashi's excuses. It's so fun!

"What is the rode of life, exactly?"

"It's a rode that you live on." She fell over anime style. Naruto grinned. "Ok than! Tonight, it's the final battle! You vs. me! Of you win, and then you are an unofficial Genin!"

"Ok…" (A/N: like I said earlier, I'm not typing anymore fights until exams cause it's too troublesome)

"Damn woman! I taught you too well! Well… since you beat me, you are now an unofficial Genin!" Naruto said happily after Michelle beat the crap out of him.

"Is that a good thing?"

"Um… to us, yes! And that is all that matters!"

"Oh… ok!"

"Now, once exams comes, I'll record it for you, so you can see JUST how awesome I am! I have this really tiny camera thing that's really cool! It's so tiny no one can see it!"

"Cool…"

"HELL YA!"

That night, after training, Michelle couldn't sleep, which wasn't good cause she had early morning classes…again. She had too much on her mind so she took a walk to try and think, so she could get some sleep.

She walked in the forest, with the kunai holster Naruto gave her, hidden by her long black pj shirt. Hey, who knows what type of freaks can be hiding in a forest…at night!

She continued walking and she sensed something. She followed the feeling. It lead to a clearing and guess what? She was right! There was a freak in the forest! To be more specific, a silvered-haired freak who wears a mask.

Kakashi was looking up at the sky, where was a full moon tonight and it wasn't cloudy. He seemed to be lost in thought. Michelle was just about to leave but Kakashi's voice stopped her.

"You don't have to go, you know," he said nicely. She blushed and walked over to where he was standing.

They stood in an awkward silence for about 10 minutes. 'Say something!' Kakashi thought. 'Say anything! Oh my god, this is the longest time that anyone has EVER gone without speaking!' "I…um…" Kakashi said. He played with the thing he had in his pocket. "I…um…have something for…you…" He pulled out a necklace from his pocket. It was something like a friendship necklace where it is broken in half and they can be put together. It was in a from of the Yin and Yang symbol. "My…um…dad gave me…um…this before…um…well let's just say he gave it to me. He…s-said to g-give it to a special person. So…ya." His blush was so red that you could see it clearly through the navy mask. He took the black half-circle part and put it around her neck. "It…may b-be C-chinese philosophy b-but it's still c-cool." 'My god! I sound like a loser! Chill! Chill! MY GOD CHILL DAMNIT!'

'HAHAHA! This is PRICELESS! I'm recording this, FYI. I can tell my grandchildren this!'

'SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOUR NOT MAKING THIS BETTER!'

'No duh Sherlock!'

"T-thank you. That's really sweet," Michelle said. She was blushing too. She kissed him on the cheek and both their blushed deepen. Then Kakashi pulled down his mask and kissed her. He placed a hand on her cheek and looked into her hazely eyes.

"I…um…" 'God…I can't… I can't…' "W-we should go back…"

"Right…" (A/N: play Sadness and Sorrow here!)