The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: ok... i just watched 'the ring' for the first time... i'm not sleeping to night. i DON'T care about school i am NOT sleeping!
Kakashi:hugs ILI:
Everyone: AWWW!
Kakashi and ILI:glare glare:
Sasuke: THAT MOVIE WASN'T SCARY!
Kabuto: s-speak f-for y-y-your self!
Orochimaru: ya... they where kinda watching horror movies... the ring being one of them...and i popped up behind them and kinda scared Kabuto :)
Sasuke:happily rolls eyes:
Itachi: ...
tentenrox: i like fluffiness!
digitalcat17: that book ended so stupidly... and ryan bothered me... grrr -.-'''+
Alien26: yes, yes you are. lol
Discalmer: i'm to scared to say anything...
and Alien26 typed half of this chapter and I did the other half :)
"So, did you make unofficial Genin, then?" Wesley asked the next morning.
"How did you know?" Michelle asked.
"I was watching from the sidelines."
"Well, don't you want to be one, too?"
Wesley shrugged. "I donno, I thought I always was. So, where's Naruto?"
"He's packing his stuff."
"Oh." Then, after thinking why Naruto would pack up his belongings for ten seconds, the sudden realization came to him. "WAIT, THEYRE LEAVING? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME?" Michelle fell over anime style.
"Weren't you listening when Kakashi said today was when they were leaving!"
"Uhh," the 20 year old thought back to a time when he thought he heard Kakashi speaking but was too busy playing his Game Boy. "No."
Michelle could only slap her forehead. "Idiot."
At the Airport
"Ok, see you later!" Naruto shouted. But before they even turned around to head for the plane, they heard a rather annoying SOMEONE shouting.
"WAIT, DONT GO! I STILL DONT HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH YET! OR A PICTURE! PLEASE STAY! PLEASE DONT GO YET! AH!"
Naruto's biggest fan was able to stall the shinobi for at least ten minutes. In the meantime, Michelle walked up to Kakashi. "Um… hi…"
"Hi…"
Temari was fighting with Kankuro and Gaara was calling them embarrassments to the Land of Wind when Temari looked over and saw them talking. "OH MY GOD! KANKURO!" She hugged her brother.
"AGG! TEMARI! OFF ME!"
"Temari. Kankuro. You're an embarrassment…" Gaara said in a monotone voice.
"What's the big deal Temari?" Kankuro complained. He knew that since they had that um… 'accident' with Gaara and had to stay in America, that Temari and Michelle became like best friends and Temari was like CRAZY with plotting with paring Kakashi and Michelle up but Kankuro told her to stop cause it wouldn't work…well even if her evil plan worked…it wouldn't work cause of the Shinobi rule thingy.
"Talking!" Temari said with a happy smile.
"Ok… I need to go before I puke," Gaara complained then walked away. Both Temari and Kankuro swetdroped.
"You think its good, right Kankuro?" Temari asked, with her eyes tearing up.
"Um…" Temari put a hand to her fan, wordlessly saying 'if-you-don't-aggre-with-me-you-won't-just-have-Gaara-on-your-back' "Of course big sister!"
"Good!"
The two continued to talk while Wesley and Naruto where running around the airport like idiots. Good thing hardly anyone was there.
Then… the emergency ringer went off! (as in the ringer that plays where there is an emergency on a cell phone)
"Hello?" Michelle asked.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WORNG WITH YOU! YOU ARE MENTAL! OH MY GOD! PROBJET SAID YOU WHERE STUPID BUT FOR YEARS I DIDN'T BELIEVE HER! NOW I DO!" Laura screamed.
"Um…" Michelle said.
"DON'T YOU BE TALKING WHEN I'M TALKING WOMAN! YOU ARE STUPID! DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE STUPID! ANSWER ME WHEN I ASK YOU SOMETHING!"
"But you said not to talk…"
"BECAUSE IT'S PAST 1ST HOUR! YOUR IN SO MUCH TROUBLE YOU HAVE NO IDEA! AGG! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YOU HERE ME SHELLY! K-I-L-L YOU! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ANYWAY! YOU HAVE BEEN LATE BEFORE BUT NOOOOOO! NOT THIS LATE! SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU AND SOMETHING HAS BEEN WORNG WITH YOU FOR 2 MONTHS! SINCE THOSE NINJAY PEOPLE HAVE COME! IF YOU ARE NOT HERE BY 3RD HOUR I WILL KILL YOU! HERE ME WOMAN! YOU BETTER HERE ME! GOODBYE AND GOOD DAY TO YOU!" and the line went dead.
"Oh my…"
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Naruto yelled.
"Aren't you late for school?" Kakashi asked. He looked down at his watch. "Like really late?"
"AGG! WHERE LATE! WHERE LATE! OMG!" Wesley yelled. He decided to move to Michigan and transferred to MSU. And he rented out the upstairs to the place where Michelle is cause… he was there already.
"Can't you use your watch thing?" Naruto asked.
"IT ONLY GOES FORWARD IN TIME!"
"Typical of a geek!" Ino said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY PORKER!"
"WANNA FIGHT BILL-BORED SIGN?"
"BRING IT!" When Ino and Wesley where breathing the crap out of each other, Temari slid up to Kakashi.
Temari: -poke-
Kakashi: -blink-
Temari: -whispers something in ear-
Kakashi: -blink and smirk-
Gaara: Temari… you're an embarrassment to the Land of Wind
Temari: Ya, ya, ya I know
Kakashi broke up the fight between Wesley and Ino. They got LOVELY prizes! Ino received a bloody lip and Wesley received a black eye. "GOOD THING YOUR LEAVING PORKER!"
"HOPE TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN BILL-BORED SIGN!" Shikamaru had to restrain Ino or she would attack the 20 year old again.
"How troublesome." Kakashi kept Wesley secure under his left arm, making sure that he had no means of escaping.
"JUST YOU WAIT PORKER! WE'LL MEET AGAIN AND WHEN WE DO!" Kakashi hit him on the head. "Yay! Kakashi hit me on the head!" He swetdroped.
"Shut up…"
"Yes sir!"
"YOUTHFUL KAKASHI, MY RIVEL, HAS THE POWER TO SHUT ANYONE UP!" Gai yelled happily.
"If I do, then why don't YOU ever shut up?"
"GOOD QUESTION MY ETERNAL RIVLE! THE YOUTHFUL ANSWER IS THAT THE BURING FALMS OF YOUTH WITHIN ME KEEP ME TALKING UNTIL ITS TIME FOR YOUTHFUL SLEEP! WHICH HELPS THE FLAME BRUN STRONG!"
"YES GAI-SENSEI! THE BURNING YOUTH DOES KEEP US TALKING!" Lee said happily.
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"All this talk about burning youth makes you sound pryo (sp?)…" Michelle said.
"Pryo is cool!" Sasuke said. Everyone had an 'o.O' expression on their faces. Sasuke chuckled nervously. "N-not that I'M pryo… I'm just saying…"
Kakashi grabbed Michelle's hand and all 3 'proofed' away. Temari couldn't help notice a little blush on her best friend's face. "I ROCK! GO TEMARI!"
"Temari…" Gaara started.
"Ya, ya, ya. 'Temari. You're an embarrassment to the Land of Wind'."
Seconds later, Kakashi and his two VERY late friends arrived at the MSU campus, Kakashi spotted someone walking very fast towards them and he hid behind a wall.
"Well Mss. –fog horn-, I see you decided to join us finally," Snape said. "And you must be Mr. –fog horn- the new student. It's not a good way to start off at a new school by being late."
"Sorry sir," they both said.
"Mss. –fog horn-, your graduating this February, is that correct?"
"Yes sir…"
"Hum… I was going to give you detention but let's see how many times you have been late," he pulled out a folder and took a look, "almost every day in 4 years."
'Dude, this is NOT looking good for your girlfriend,' Inner Kakashi said.
'WTF! I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!'
'Well you like her, right?'
'Well yes…''HA!'
'LET ME FINISH BAKA! As a FRIEND! I like her as a friend. F-R-I-E-N-D.''Mhmmm. Let me just tell ya. I'm you and you are me! I know for a fact. F-A-C-T that you like her!'
'Ya, sure, whatever. What do you want me to do?'
"Steven, what is going on here?" McGonagall asked. (A/N:))
"Maggie… I was just thinking of a proper punishment for Mss. –fog horn-," Snape said.
"What did she do this time?"
"Late again. Very late. For the 3, 590th time." Michelle clutched her fists in anger.
'If I could I sooo would Rasengan his ass. Chill Michelle. Chill. Take deep breaths."
"What where you thinking about?"
"Well she graduates in February… I was thinking that…maybe not." Michelle gasped. Was that legal?
"Now, Steven, isn't that a bit harsh? Now I suggest that Mss. –fog horn- and Mr. –fog horn- receive a weeks worth of detention. No more, no less." Snape growled.
"Fine. You two have 10 minutes to get to class, or you'll be sorry." And she stormed away.
"Thank you professor!" both Wesley and Michelle said together.
"No problem but… I'm not your professor."
"Ha?" With a 'poof' McGonagall changed into Kakashi.
"Just don't tell anyone."
"THAT WAS SO COOL! I KNEW I LOVE 'NARUTO' FOR A REASON! EVERYONE ON THAT SHOW IS SOO COOL!" Wesley said happily. Kakashi swetdroped.
"Ok… well…see ya," and with a 'poof' he was gone.
"W-we better get to class…" Michelle said.