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Tet: So here is Chapter Twelve, bitches.

Chapter Twelve: Jack Ash, Lemonade Shots, and a Stripper

We broke apart, and stared at each other for a minute.

"Beast Boy...", she whispered.

I could still feel her breath on my lips.

"I-I couldn't help myself..."

She looked down at the ground and then back into my eyes. It was intense.

"I like you...Beast Boy."

My eyes widened as I tried to comprehend what she had just said. Three words, so magnificently strung together, yet with so much meaning.

"I like you too..." We both smiled.

"So, then...are we going out, I guess?"

"Yeah, I guess we are." I took her hand into mine, but then felt it rip away. I looked up into her eyes with shock coursing through me.

But no one was there; Terra was running through the grass screaming.

"RAVEN! RAVEN, COME BACK YOU JACK ASH!" Oh yeah, Terra didn't like to curse.

I got up and ran after her. She stopped at a tall oak tree, that I assumed Raven had run up into.

"Beast Boy, you have to go get her!"

"Huh? Why me?"

"You stupid! I mean, um, you intelligent boy! You can turn into a bird and bring her back or something."

"B-But I'm not wearing my uniform, my clothes won't transform with me...", I spluttered, trying not to think of what I thought was soon to come.

"Beast Booooooooy...", she said seductively, using her feminicity (is that even a word?) against me, that girl.

"Fine. But don't look!"

I went to the other side of the tree, away from all the people, and more importantly, Terra. As I threw my clothes off, I regretted ever stopping the car at all. I should have squashed the little rat, and kept going.

I transformed into a bluejay, or in my case, greenjay, and flew up to where I thought Raven could be.

"Bye ByeBirdie!", I heard Terra yell from the ground.

I finally spotted her and grabbed her with my claws, or toes, or feet, whatever. I dropped her of into Terra's hands and flew to the other side of the tree where my clothes were. Or where they should have been.

There was nothing there.

I flew back to Terra, to tell her, and then remembered I couldn't communicate with her as a bird. She seemed to know what was going on though; we both saw a group of teenage girls around our age running away through the park with my clothes. I sighed. Or chirped, whatever.

"Um Houston, we have a problem."

No shit.

"Okay, just like, go up there transform and make a loin cloth or something. I have no clothes for you and we're too far from home for you to just fly. And you know me I can't drive. I had like, five shots of free lemonade samples in K-Mart. That shit does shit to me."

I chirped my agreement, remembering her drunken stumble into the bra section, walking around with a thong on her head. It was too funny to stop her.

Five minutes later there I was, climbing down the tree, loin cloth and all.

"Ha, you look good."

"Why thank you..."

We walked back towards the car, me shivering all the while.

It was windy too, and I was violently shaking.

As we approached the car, there was a sudden gush of wind, and immediately I felt ten times colder. Only when I heard Terra moan, yes moan, did I realize something was wrong. I looked down to see my skirt, excuse me, 'loin cloth', flying across the parking lot, leaving me there, bare, butt naked. What was it about parking lots making me strip?

I looked into Terra's eyes, but they were fixed somewhere else; I didn't blame her, I work out a lot.

I blushed and ran to the car and threw myself in. She came, ten seconds later, and I could only cover myself up with my hands.

"Beast Boy, you know what we have to do right?"

My initial thought was sex, but that couldn't be it. There was silence.

"You have to wear the clothes we got Starfire for Christmas. You can't go into the tower like that! I mean, I wouldn't mind,", again that look she had when she was moaning, "but I dunno about the rest of the team, you know..."

"Yeah, yeah fine." But then I remembered what we had gotten Star for christmas. Pink pajama pants, with feet attached and a thing in the back to open when you have to poop, I guessed. Starfire had seen them once and wanted them so bad, she squealed and by accident set off her eye lasermajiggies and burnt through five racks of them. Needless to say, after that scene, we didn't end up buying them.

But any clothes were better than no clothes.. We pulled up to the tower and Terra handed me the pants and went outside for a cigarette. No I'm joking, she just waited outside the car, singing a song about a turkey named Yakkle.

And I'm not joking...oh, the irony of it all.

I stepped out of the car into the cold night air and felt cold, obviously. As I went to the trunk to get the gifts Terra came up behind me and muttered "Nice ass..."

The poop door was open! I buttoned it quickly and turned around to face Terra.

"My, you've sure seen a lot of me tonight, huh?"

"Merry Christmas, Beast Boy!", and she kissed me. God, it felt so good, her warm body pressing up against mine.

"Now come on! Chop chop, let's get this crap in the house, ahora!"

I set it all down on the floor in the kitchen in the dark, and then turned on the light.

"Holy, Captain Crunch.", Terra breathed.

I gasped.

There was Starfire lying on top of Robin, lying on the table, lying with Starfire who was lying on top of Robin, who was lying on the table, lying with Starfire who was lying on Robin, who was lying on-well, you get the idea.

They had just been making out. They pulled apart and turned to look at us. I saw a deep blush enter both of their faces.

I looked at Terra and she looked at me, and we took the bags and went into my room.

Oh, what a night.

I turned on the light in my room, but no one was lying on a table making out.

"Let's wrap this crap, no pun intended."

"I forget, what'd I get for Robin?"

"Well, now I'm starting to think that a condom would have been a better choice, but you got him a box of assorted hair gels, sprays, pomades, etc."

"Okay…look, don't tell anyone this okay?"

Terra saluted me. "Scout's honor."

"Okay, well, I keep walking in on Robin and Star, um, doin' stuff."

She narrowed her eyes in puzzlement.

"What kind of stuff?"

"Well…you know, typical, boyfriend/girlfriend stuff."

There was a pause.

"I think I know where this is heading."

"You do?"

"Yeah, and look Beast Boy, you're really sexy, and I like you a lot but I'm just not ready to have se-"

"TERRA! That's not what I'm asking you, god."

"Okay good, cause I was kind of mentally freaking out…"

"Yeah, well, calm down. Listen, Robin confronted me about it and told me not to tell Speedy or anyone. Why especially not Speedy? There's nothing going on between them is there?"

Terra raised her eyebrows and had a distant far off look in her eyes. I thought I heard her mutter "God, that would be hott…", but I wasn't sure.

"Terra? TERRA! Stop daydreaming and answer me."

"Whahuhwha?"

I rolled my eyes.

"Oh, um, I," she tried to compose herself, "yeah, look. I'm sure there's nothing going on between them. Spiky head probably just doesn't want Speedy to be an ass. Which, is incredibly hard to do, cause he's Speedy."

I agreed.

We finished wrapping the gifts in silence, except for Terra occasionally performing one of her dramatic sneezes, or violent hiccups, which she said were to due to "the cold night air in California."

She got up to leave.

"Well, night Beast Boy…"

I walked to her, and kissed her.

"Night."

As she walked towards me, I suddenly realized our huge problem, we had been so neglectful of all night.

"Terra…", I said slowly. She turned around.

"Yahh?", she asked, in a German accent. I hoped she wasn't planning to perform her role of 'Olga, the mystic beauty queen of Germany'. Oh, the long days in Titans Tower.

"How…uh, how are we going to tell Raven that we're going out?"

I saw the doom flicker in her dark gray eyes, that I had just been struggling to hold inside of me.

"I-I don't know."

Tet: So, that was Chapter Twelve…Yep, wow Chapter Twelve. So freakin' review, yeah I'm talking to YOU! YOU review. And I'll see you all bright and early for Chapter Thirteen.

Thanks for reading.