The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: hi... didn't get any sleep last night... to scared... tv must ALWAYS be on in fear of dead little girl coming out of it...
Sakura: that is so twisted...
ILI:glare twitch glare twitch:
Sakura:backs off:
Sasuke: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Itachi: scary stuff is cool...
Alien26: I KNOW! IT'S A MIRACLE:) and as i said last night, if you want to be really scared watch it, if not then don't. well... you might not be soooo scared... i getscared about everything :)
Naruto kept his promise of being at the ramen shop for one week. He was there before the owners arrived, stayed all day, and left with the owners.
"Naruto, your SUCH a loser," Sasuke said when he came back to training.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY SASUKE-TEME!" Sasuke just shrugged. He played with his cast as they waited for their perverted sensei. Naruto wanted to see how wet he could get his cast before it fell to pieces.
"Naruto! That's not a good thing! If your cast comes off then it will take even LONGER for your wrist to heal! It's going to take at least two years at the rate it's going!" Sakura scolded, pushing some hair behind her ear. She was so TICKED off with long hair. She was sooo close to cutting it!
"Good morning! Sorry I'm late! I got lost on the path of life…" said a voice. They looked up and Kakashi was sitting on a pillar (sp?) that held the bridge up.
"WHAT!" Naruto and Sakura yelled.
"Path…of…life," Kakashi said slowly.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Kakashi's eye turned into that half circle smile thingy.
"Calm down. God, you people are too corned with punctually."
Since Naruto missed a week of training, he stayed late with Kakashi for extra training. Even after Kakashi thought he went home, Naruto stayed and trained. He was up all day and night training. No one knew though. After two weeks thought, he collapsed during training with Kakashi at night and was in the hospital for a week.
Slowly as the months got colder, more Genin from the other shinobi countries where coming for the Chuunin exams. Also, Kakashi felt like he was slowly slipping into a depression and he thought he was losing the bit of sanity he had left, but tried his best to ignore it. Iruka was SO not helping him, with bothering him EVERY DAY! This was Tsunade's doing. He just knew it! (A/N: 'I'm adopted…I just know it!' -slams fist in palm-lol Jackie!)
They're 5 things Kakashi is freaked about, scared about, or wondering about at the moment. They where:
1. Anko, the Chuunin/Jounin examiner
2. The sudden urges to kill Iruka
3. Is Zabuza live? If so, does he want to kill Kakashi?
4. How was a cretin someone doing?
5. The horrible feeling that he was about to totally lose it!
Ever since he was 12, he has been terrified of losing control over his emotions. After Obito died, Kakashi and Rin became depressed then, exactly one month later, the 9 tailed fox attacked and Sensei died. Rin almost died too. For a minute or two, they thought she was dead but she wasn't. Until she got better, Kakashi was to worried to be sad or depressed but once she got better, both of them slipped into what seemed like a never-ending depression and the only one that could help was Jiraiya, who was their sensei. Even thought they where already Jounin, since they where so young, the Hokage felt they needed a sensei for a few years. COME ON! You CAN'T send three 6 year olds out on A-ranked missions alone, no matter how strong!
Jiraiya was first kind but that wasn't helping them a bit so he got tough. It bothered him that he had to take two emotionally scared 12 year-olds and be so tough with them but it had to be done, if they ever wanted to get better, that it.
He pushed them to their physical limits and their mental limits many times. The two often found themselves waking up in a hospital bed.
Since then, Kakashi vowed that he would never feel anything again. Now THIS! Screw the world!
"Good morning everyone! Sorry I'm late I got… whoa Sakura. Nice hair cut!" Kakashi said.
"Thanks Kakashi-sensei! And… YOUR LATE!" Sakura yelled. Sakura FINALLY cut her hair. It now fell to her shoulders. "Same to you sensei."
Kakashi had cut his hair the pervious night. He felt like it was time. It was now the same length it was when he was in the ANBU. "Thanks… Naruto… what's with your cloths?" Indeed of the normal orange getup that Naruto wore, he was now dressed in a shirt with black sleeves and an orange chest and pants with a black waistline and orange legs.
"I DONNO! WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, ALL MY CLOTHS WHERE GONE AND THESE WHERE IN THEIR PLACE!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto…your such a loser…" Sasuke said.
"GRR! SASUKE-TEME!"
"Ok that's enough! Now here are your application forms for exams," Kakashi said, passing out a little slip of paper to each of them.
"Chuunin exams! Chuunin exams!" Naruto said happily, looking at the form.
"Now even thought you qualify for exams, doesn't mean you have to go. Exams are very dangerous. Some people go crazy, some people can't go on with being a ninja, and sometimes… people die. It's completely voluntary (sp?)," Kakashi warned.
"OF COURSE WE WANNA GO TO EXAMS!" Naruto and Sakura yelled. Hinata nodded her head.
"Hn…" Sasuke mumbled.
"Ok, then in one week, on December 19th, meet in room 301 in the Academy. Until then, all missions and training for Gennin have been canceled."
"YES!" Naruto yelled happily then ran away.
"HEY BOSS! WANNA PLAY NINJA WITH US!" Konohamaru yelled.
"SURE! I DON'T HAVE ANY MISSIONS FOR A WEEK!"
"A ninja playing ninja?" Sakura asked. "That is so twisted!"