The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: yo!

Saske: hehehe! YO!

Everyone: -sudders-

ILI: i actually slept last night! amazing! and i SHOULD be sleeping now but... oh well!

Sakura: people in your age group need at least 8 hours a sleep a night!

ILI: oh well

Gaara: i don't sleep...

Itachi: i like to kill...

tentenrox: thanks! here is another chapter!

Flames of Sadness Hurt and Betrayal: -to all of your- Sasuke SHOULD scare you! that's the point! -he's on hyper pills :)- i'm glad you think its funny. it makes me feel good :) the green song was totally random! hehe! and i know i have some typos :) oh well!

digitalcat17: thanks! and i know! i know! i know! i didn't know it was that scary! marissa said it wasn't! i balme her :)

Alien26: sorry, didn't know but oh well :) and exmas are comming up soon! now they are at the Academy! so... i want one more chapter before fights start so... ya! Fighting starts chapter after next!

Discalmer: -sigh...-

Kakashi, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto walked the halls of the ninja academy. Gennin and their Jounin teachers from all over the ninja world where there for Chuunin exams.

Naruto was talking to Hinata, minding his own business when a female voice called out, "YOU!"

The next thing Naruto knew he was being held up by his shirt collar. The girl who was holding him was dressed like she came from somewhere in America, not what a normal ninja would wear.

Her red hair was pulled up in a high ponytail. A few strands of hair framed her face. Her violet eyes where filled with anger.

She had on a white shirt with blue sleeves and a high yellow collar. In the center was a blue heart that was broken in two halves. She also had two red sweatbands on her wrists. She wore a pair of blue jeans that where rolled up. On her left leg where two brown straps and on her right leg was her kunai holster. Around her waist was a brown belt and attached was something that looked like a cardholder.

To top it all off, lying on her forehead, was the Village Hidden In the Mist's headband. (A/N: she is meant to be Rika from the 3rd season of Digimon but along with being a Digidestined she is a ninja -)

"You're the freak who almost killed my brother!" she yelled. "And you," she looked towards Kakashi, "you're the copy nin who DID kill my brother!"

"Let him go Rika," said a calm voice from behind her.

"Why should I?" she snapped at the voice.

"Just do it please."

"Fine!" Instead of letting Naruto down, she tossed him against the wall. The voice sighed. "Happy Haku? I didn't kill him!"

The owner of the voice appeared next to his sister. Indeed it was Haku. He was dressed the same as he was last time. A brown undershirt, brown shorts, a blue top shirt, and a brown tie that held the blue top closed. But instead of his hair being tied up with the yellow holder, it was tied back in a loose ponytail. He walked over to Naruto and helped him up, his brown eyes filled with concern.

"Sorry about my sister. She has been wanting to kill you for a long time."

"Uh…ha…" is all Naruto managed to say. He was kind of freaked out that the guy he saw DIE was helping him up.

"So its true. How did you come back actually?" asked Sasuke.

"Well you see, after Naruto tried to kill me and after Kakashi DID kill me, I was in this big white room. There where 3 tunnel ways. One was red, one blue, and one purple. Something was telling me to go towards the purple one, so I did. Somehow I ended up back at my body. It was… weird."

"Ya that is weird…" said Naruto, who was hiding behind Hinata now.

"Well as you can see my sister has been wanting to kill you ever since she found out."

"And where were you when we fought your brother?" asked Kakashi.

"That is my own business, thank you," she responded.

"Oi! Kakashi!" a voice said.

"Zabuza…" Kakashi said in monotone.

Zabuza Momochi, the Demon of the Hidden Mist, appeared behind his students. He was dressed as he was on the day he died, mines the mask of bandages.

"I see you meet Haku's sister." Zabuza ruffled Rika's hair.

"Don't…touch…me…you…teme," she said in a low voice. There was an awkward silence but then a boy who had brown hair and brown eyes came. He had on a blue short-sleeved shirt, yellow whist bands, and gray pants. He had goggles on his forehead and a Village Hidden in the Mist's headband around his waist. A little red and black lizard was on his shoulder and there was a red and sliver device on his belt. In his hand was a blue and sliver device.

"Rika you dropped your…oh hi Zabuza-sensei, Haku, people I donno," the boy said. Rika took the blue and sliver device and clipped it to her belt. Then she punched the boy in the arm.

"Takato!" she said angrily. Then she whispered, "you could have blown our cover!"

"Sorry Rika."

"Whatever Goggle Boy. Let's go. See ya on the flip side," and she left as she pulled out a pair of violet sunglasses.

"S-she's c-crazier t-then I-I-I thought!" Naruto said.

"Don't mind her. She had attitude issues," Haku sighed.

"Ya and it rubs of on you! Right Haku?" Haku sighed again.

"She's a bad influence."