The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: happy superbowl weekend!

Sasuke: GOOOOO STEELERS!

ILI: i donno really follow football or know who is the favorite in the superbowl. i said steelers in a bet imade so... back when we get to the stanly cup.

Sasuke: GOOOOOO RED WINGS!

ILI: yes, go red wings. we won today against colordo 3-0!

Sasuke: YAY!

Naruto: football is SO cool! i would like totally kick ass!

Kakashi:rolls eyes and reads book:

Naruto: HEY! I SAW THAT!

Itachi:sigh:

Princess Shadowcat: thanks! um... the digimon thing was really random. i donno WHY i did it but i did so i did. lol. michelle is comming back after exams... but HOW she comes back is my secret! and sasuke is sakura's boyfriend... ya... i said that...i think... but wE:)

rjectkd89: thanks!

Alien26: lol. ya really. if iruka told, kakashi would have to KILL him and anyone he told, but i like iruka so i don't wanna kill him off :)

digitalcat17: yes, yes he is. that's kinda the point...lol and he's going to do that thing we talked about at hannah's later :)

Disclamer: ... is it hot in my house or is it just me...? NARUTO'S ON TONIGHT! YAY! i don't own the show but i DO own the rights to watch it!

Alien26 helped with this chapter so extra thanks to him!

An hour later, all Jounin went to the Academy with their students to see who is moving on in exams.

"Ok now before I say who makes it," Tsunade said, "I want to say that there has been some changes in exams due to unknown events. As you are aware of, there will be 8 Chuunin in the end but instead of 2 fighting rounds, there will be 3. That's it!"

"GET ON WITH IT!" Naruto yelled. Tsunade's eye twitched.

"Ok. The people moving on are: (A/N: I'm going to put everyone's village, even if you know it.)

Aburame Shino (Leaf)

Akimichi Choji (Leaf)

Akiyama Ryo (Mist)

Avalon Kagome (Rock)

Chiba Sachiko (Rock)

Chiba Miharu (Rock)

Fujiwara Taiki (Star)

Gaara of the Desert (Sand)

Hamano Kazuma (Star)

Harama Sahiro (Cloud)

Haruno Sakura (Leaf)

Hyuuga Hinata (Leaf)

Hyuuga Neji (Leaf)

Inuzuka Kiba (Leaf)

Kankuro (Sand)

Katon Jeri (Mist)

Kitagawa Kenta (Mist)

Komatsu Michiyo (Cloud)

Kawazoe Takumi (Star)

Matsuki Takato (Mist)

Nara Shikamaru (Leaf)

Nonaka Haku (Mist)…" Haku coughed loudly. "Oh sorry. I mean Haku… just Haku.

Nonaka Rika (Mist)

Rock Lee (Leaf)

Saruwatari Michiyo (Waterfall)

Saruwatari Taiki (Waterfall)

Shiota Kazu (Mist)

Shiraishi Takumi (Cloud)

Suzuki Taiki (Waterfall)

Temari (Sand)

Tenten (Leaf)

Uchiha Sasuke (Leaf)

Uzumaki Naruto (Leaf)…"

"YA! YAY! YAY! YAY! I MADE IT! OH YA! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto interrupted.

"SHUT UP NARUTO!" everyone yelled and Kakashi hit him on the head.

"Ouch…"

"Ok back to the list.

Wong Henry (Mist)

Yamanaka Ino (Leaf)

Yamashita Ayumi (Snow)

Yamashita Chiaki (Snow)

Yamashita Taiki (Snow)

And Yamashita Yumi (Snow). You have a half hour until the first match. See you there!" Tsunade finished.

Everyone went to the arena that Tsunade said. Around the edges, a few feet up, was a ramp for people to look down and watch the matches. There was also a huge sculpture of hands, performing a hand seal.

After the half hour had passed, the examiner arrived. Though there where 5 qualified examiners, only 3 where needed for this week. The 3 where Mitarashi Anko, Gekkou Hayate (A/N: yes Hayate is alive and no I'm not planning on killing him off), and Shiranui Genma.

Hayate was judging the first round. He walked to the center of the ring and got everyone's attraction.

"The first round is about to begging," he said calmly. The screen on the side of a wall turned on and all the names of the Genin zoomed across like a slot machine until it slowed down. It read 'Hyuuga Neji vs. Suzuki Taiki'.

Neji walked to the center of the ring, glaring as his opponent did the same on the opposite side. The other Genin didn't look much. He wore shoulder armor with spikes over his brown vest and white shirt. He wore jeans and combat boots.

As soon as Hayate motioned the start of the fight, Neji's eyes bulged as he activated his Byakugan and went into his Gentle Fist style stance. Taiki charged at him with a kunai knife in each hand. Neji smirked. The Hyuuga swiftly shoved his open palm into the Genin's navel, a supercritical charka point, knocking him unconscious and coughing blood. Hayate checked his pulse to see if he was alive. He was merely knocked out.

"Winner, Hyuuga Neji!" Hayate shouted. Neji's eyes smoothed out. He walked nonchalantly from the ring and climbed onto the balcony where the other contestants were.

"Neji! That was so cool!" Tenten complicated, smiling

"Too easy," Neji said coldly, making Tenten's smile fade.

"YOUTHFUL NEJI! THAT WAS WONDERFUL!" Gai yelled, hugging the Hyuuga prodigy. Neji desperately tried to brake away but the green loving Jounin's grip was too tight.

"YES YOUTHFUL NEJI! I ALSO BELIEVE THAT WAS WONDERFUL! CONGRATULATIONS!"

"The next match is beginning…" Hayate said, causing everyone to look at the screen. Once again the names flashed across until two names where on the screen. Kawazoe Takumi vs. Matsuki Takato (Co-AN: I'm so EVIL!).

They stood on opposite sides, glaring at each other. Hayate pulled out of the sidelines and began the match. Takato jumped a few feet back and pulled out shuriken, throwing them at Takumi. The Shadow ninja easily deflected them and charged at the other ninja. He vanished in front of Takato and reappeared behind him, shoving an open palm to his back. Takato fell to the floor. He seemed dead. While it looked like Takumi used a powerful Taijutsu attack to hit Takato, Neji instantly recognized the move that he would use: a Gentle Fist style attack! His focus on the Shadow ninja intensified ten-fold.

"Winner, Kawazoe Takumi!" Takumi jumped onto the balcony opposite of Neji, grinning at him.

"TAKATO!" Henry, Ryo, Kenta, Kazu, Ryo, Rika, and Jeri yelled. All the boys looked shocked and Rika and Jeri where gripping the metal railing to the balcony. Rika's grip was so tight; the metal was taking the form of her fingers. Hot tears streamed down her cheeks.

Jeri fell to her knees, still holding on to the railing, sobbing. "Takato…"

Hayate once again checked the losers pulse. He put his two fingers to several locations of his neck. Takato WASN'T dead.

"Hold on! Takato isn't dead!" Hayate said. His friends gasped. "Only a temperately death state."

Rika's eyes, though still full of tears, darkened in anger. "Takato…your SO dead!" she growled. Jeri was all happy and hugging her favorite hand puppet.