Author's notes: I decided seeing that I've made you wait so long for these chapters that I'd get as many as I can out tonight to make up for it. Honestly this one will probably the only other letter that I will write tonight because it's already late and I have a throat infection - why do these things wait till the holidays? It's as if they know that you would rather be anywhere but stuck at home sick - ahem anyway I'll try my best!
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The Three Broomsticks, Hogsmede
5th September 1977, I have no idea what the time is now.
Dear Prongs,
First and foremost, CALM DOWN you lovesick imbecile! Sirius, I assure you, has no feelings for your so-called angel. Actually on the other hand I think Sirius is rather glad to not have to worry about her for a while.
Now that your breathing again I will explain everything to you in words you will understand. Now you do remember the prank that was played on Snape and Malfoy, the one that insulted bunny rabbits everywhere? You'd be mad to have forgotten! Now if you remember correctly Sirius was accusing 'your' 'angel' of being the mastermind behind that piece of foolery, and furthermore that he sent her a letter of warning.
Jogged your memory has it? Anyway, Lily replied to Sirius' letter admitting that she pulled the prank and then attempted to blackmail Sirius. Yes, you heard... erm - read correctly, and yes, I know it's hard to believe but if you had read the letter that I received from a very scared Sirius... sorry I'm getting off-track.
Anyway Sirius' letter asked me for advice and I told him that he should use his charming personality to get him... no... all of us out of this mess, and that's exactly what you viewed this morning.
Now concerning my whereabouts. I am currently enjoying a butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks with Misters Padfoot and Wormtail. We are celebrating Mr Padfoot's success in convincing Lily that everything was even and it saved all of us from a years, perhaps more, worth of detentions. If you care to join us I'm sure that Sirius will be kind enough to convince you further that he has absolutely no feelings for Miss Lily Evans.
Come on James - you need to get over this girl, it's becoming ridiculous!
Your friend,
Moony.
P.S. Sirius has told me to warn you that as soon as you grace us with your presence he will have to hurt you - "Me...Me like Lily? That is disgusting!"