The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: yo

Sasuke: WHATZZZZZ UP!

Everyone: -.-'

ILI: sorry about the last chapter being so long, and this one being kinda short but that's the way it goes sometimes

Itachi: when am i coming! in the summery it says i come! WHERE THE HELL AM I!

ILI: worry not, youngUchiha murder! you are coming! i promise.

Itachi: ...

Alien26: yours is coming next! ZIM!

digitalcat17: lol that was kinda the pointy... that's why i watched the 3 episoded

Discalmer: i wanna own it...but sadly i don't

"The fourth match is about to begin," Hayate said. The screen read 'Temari vs. Akimichi Choji'.

"W-w-w-w-w-WHAT!" Choji yelled when he read the screen. "NO! NO! NO! NOT TEMARI!"

"Choji! If you fight, I'll get you BBQ!" Asuma bribed.

"BBQ! Oh ya! I'm so there!" Choji said as he jumped down to the arena.

"Temari…"Gaara said quietly.

"Yes, Gaara…"

"You better win. You're an embarrassment, but don't show the world." Temari felt sick.

"O-of course…Gaara…"

"Good luck Temari," Kankuro said.

"Thanks," she mumbled as she jumped down into the arena.

"Begin," Hayate said. He motioned for the fight to start and moved out of the way.

For a long Choji didn't move, he was too frightened of Temari. "Are you going to fight or not?" Temari asked with her hands on her hips. Choji gulped and nodded. "Well come on then. We aren't getting any younger here."

'What to do! Can't…think…of…anything…must…fight!' he though. "O-ok! Multi Size no Jutsu!" Choji yelled after performing some hand seals. His whole body grew until he was a big ball with little arms and a head.

'Akimichi Choji…The Akimichi clan specializes in Jutsu that involve their weight… this be a problem…' Temari thought. 'I just need to be able to dodge his attacks until he tires himself out then one good wave of my fan should do it.'

Choji pushed a foot into the ground and started rolling. "Meat Tank!" Temari was barely able to dodge that attack. She grabbed her fan and opened it so one circle was showing.

'Come on fan.' "With my fan, if you see 3 stars, you will lose," she informed Choji. "First star!" She waves her fan, causing a blast of air to go at Choji but the blast wasn't strong enough and it only seemed to help Choji get unstuck, cause he got stuck in a corner.

"Thanks!" Choji called as he rolled towards her. This time, Temari wasn't able to get away and Choji smashed into her. They both crashed into the wall and then Choji rolled away. A trickle of blood came from the corner of Temari's mouth. She cough and more blood come out.

Temari slowly got up and opened her fan all the way. 'I will NOT lose to him!' "Kamaitachi no Jutsu!" The huge blast of air caused the moving Choji to be redirected and when he hit the wall, he returned to normal size. "Ninpau Kamaitachi!" Choji got caught in the huge gust of wind, being cut as the wind twilled around him.

"There's charka in that wind," Neji stated. "That's why he's being cut."

"Wow…" Naruto replied.

Choji fell to the ground with a painful 'thump' and passed out. "Winner, Temari!" Hayate yelled.

As Choji went to the hospital wing, Temari walked back to where Gaara, Kankuro, and Baki where.

"Temari! Good job!" Kankuro said.

"Thanks!" she replied.

"Temari…." Gaara started. Temari gulped.

"Yes Gaara?"

"That was too close. Next time, do better…"

"Y-yes Gaara. Of course Gaara…"