The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: yo again
Sasuke: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! YOU HAVE HOMEWORK AND YOU HAVE TO STUDY FOR A TEST!
ILI: ya, ya, ya i know
Itachi: ...you have no reviews yet so go do your homework before my foolish little bother loses his mind
ILI: right-o!
Disclamer: i wish, i wish, i wish i had...the right to naruto
also Alien26 helped with this chapter
"Oi! Kakashi!" Zabuza called.
"Zabuza, where have you been?" Kakashi asked.
"Nowhere."
"Whatever. You missed a good match."
"Aww well."
"The next match is starting," Hayate called. Everyone looked up at the screen. It read, 'Uzumaki Naruto vs. Kankuro'.
"YA! I'M SO GOING TO WIN! BELIEVE I…I have to do something…" Naruto said suddenly and walked away.
"Peest! Temari!" Naruto whispered.
"Hum?" Temari turned around and jumped when she saw Naruto standing 2 inches from her face, upside down. "What do you want Naruto? If it's a way to beat my brother, forget it."
"No! No! No! It's not it at all…well unless you're willing to share…?" he asked in a hopeful voice. Temari glared at him. "Ok then it's not it! You're the only person I can trust to do this."
"Do what Naruto?"
"You see…wait, first you have to promise not to tell anyone…ESPECIALLY Kakashi!" Temari sighed.
"I promise not to tell anyone, especially Kakashi," she said in monotone. "Just hurry up and tell me or your going to get in trouble."
"Ok. Well, I promised Michelle that I would tape exams for her, so she could she JUST how cool I am!" Temari rolled her eyes, "and I was wondering if you could do the taping when I'm fighting, since you where so close to her and stuff."
"Wait…are you taping this now?"
"Ya!"
"Where's the camera?"
"Right here," he pointed to what looked like a fuzz ball.
"Wow… hi Michelle!" she waved into the camera. "Sure. I'll do it."
"Great!" He pulled out an extra lens thing and Temari popped it in her eye. Then Naruto gave her his lens and the camera and she put it on her shirt. "Now in the lens, you see whatever the camera sees, so it takes some getting use to but it's all good!"
"Ok."
"Thanks!" and he ran off.
He walked down the staircase, thinking about Kankuro's ability to use his puppet. As he formulated his plan, Naruto walked to the center of the ring with Kankuro's by his side. Hayate walked to the center of the ring, threw his hand down and quickly left the arena.
"Good luck Naruto!" Hinata called. Naruto looked up and smiled.
"Thanks Hinata!"
"Ok…shut up and fight punk!" Kankuro yelled.
Naruto formed his favorite seal and formed four shadow clones. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
Kankuro pulled out Karasu the puppet. Karasu charged at one of the clones, destroying it. Naruto and his remaining clones charged Kankuro, only to find Karasu in the way. The puppet lunged at the fighters with a poison knife from its wrist.
A clone jumped out of the way, only to find another poison knife stick through it. The last two clones took out their kunai knife and sliced off its four arms. Naruto grinned, seeing as how the puppet master didn't have any more weapons. Kankuro just grinned back. Karasu opened its mouth and emitted a poison gas cloud in front of Naruto.
Naruto instantly jumped out of the cloud, coughing. The poisons were starting to take effect and his eyes started to blur. Kankuro then manipulated his charka strings to transform Karasu into a gatling gun. The gun started to spit out needles by the truckload straight at Naruto. There was an explosion, and when the dust cleared, the blond ninjas body was mutilated and stuffed with needles. Kankuro just grinned satisfied he destroyed the pest.
Suddenly, the body disappeared in a puff of smoke. Kankuro, realizing what happened, turned to face a fist aimed at his face. The puppet master hit the floor unconscious. Naruto had his fox-like grin on his face before passing out on the floor. Hayate checked both boys' pulses. Kankuro was knocked out cold. Naruto body still had the poison in his blood system, but Hayate was sure it wasn't anything the medic ninjas couldn't heal.
"Winner, Uzumaki Naruto!" he yelled. Two stretchers carried both ninjas to the hospital. Hinata walked to Narutos stretcher, worried.
"Don't worry. Hes going to be okay, he just wont be able to watch the rest of the 1st round matches, thats all," the medic said. The Hyuuga girl nodded her head in understanding. She returned to the balconies with the rest of the contestants.
"What an embarrassment," Gaara said.
'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GAARA! SHUT UP! HE'S YOUR BROTHER!' Temari screamed in her mind but she would never be brave enough to actually tell Gaara that. She could only talk back to Kankuro without fearing for her life.
For the next match the screen read, 'Harama Sahiro vs. Hamano Kazuma'.
"This should be interesting," Sasuke said, with his famous smirk.
"Yes, yes it should," Kakashi agreed, eager to see more of the mysterious techniques of the equally mysterious Shadow ninjas.
Sahiro's attire was a blue kimono with white linings. It wasn't as thick or baggy as a regular kimono so Sahiro could move much more easily.
Hayate signaled the start of the battle and jumped out of the way. Sahiro started making hand seals. He finished, shaping his hands as if he was holding two swords. He lunged at Kazuma with both swords poised for a scissor-like maneuver.
He sliced Kazuma in two, but the shadow ninja disappeared into thin air. He now stood behind Sahiro, grinning. Frustrated, the Cloud ninja started making hand seals again. He cupped his hand to his mouth and blew out a powerful gust of wind. Some of the contestants on the balcony started to hold onto the rail for support. Just as the wind attack started to connect with Kazuma's body, he leaped into the air in a flash of steel, almost touching the ceiling with his head.
Kazuma rained down a horde of kunai and shuriken on Sahiro, who was pummeled by all the sharp objects. Blood started to pour out of his open wounds. His eyes rolled up into his head. There was no need for confirmation: Sahiro was dead. Kazuma retuned to the balconies, a cruel smile on his lips.