The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: good morning :yawn: it's to early!

Sasuke: hyper?

ILI: i guess sasuke hasb't had the chance to get hyper yet

Sasuke: hyper?

ILI: today is nonconformist day! 8th graders only! i'm already a nonconformist so should i be a conformist? lol

Sakura: ninja are nonconformists! well techinally heros and people like itachi are rebles

Itachi: ...

sonya vera: here's the next chapter! hope you like it! ya the naruto/hinata thing was funny :)

tentenrox: yes, fights are cool. lol :)

digitalcat17: yay! your coming over today! lol. i thought you LIKED death... oh well :) random people are cool!

Alien26: thanks! AND NOT THE HOMEWORK MONSTER! AGG!

disclamer: me own naruto? of course!... like in 100000000 years

Alien26 helped with this chapter or an extra thanks to him

A/N: sorry it's been so long since i last updated, very busy

Sakura gripped the railing and sank to her knees in shock. "Oh my god… she's dead… that guy killed her… oh my god." She kept repeating that over and over again.

The screen once again flashed with names until it read 'Uchiha Sasuke vs. Haku'.

'Finally', Sasuke thought.

"G-good luck, Sasuke," Sakura said. Sasuke got down to her level and whispered something. She nodded.

"That water dude won't know what hit him," Sasuke said. Then he walked away.

Both he and Haku traveled down the staircase towards the center ring. Their eyes never left each other as they continued their intense staring contest (Co-AN: Ok, I know that sounds stupid.). Hayate threw down his hand and jumped out of the way to signal the start of the match.

Both contestants jumped a few feet back and simultaneously threw their weapons.

Shuriken and Senbon clashed in midair and fell to the ground. Sasuke jumped into the air, performing hand signs. When he was finished, he cupped his hand to his mouth and exhaled a large flame dragon. Haku countered this using his water dragon.

"How did he do that with no water around here?" Sakura asked.

"It's a benefit of Haku's Advanced Bloodline," Zabuza answered.

Both attacks collided in an explosion of steam and heated water. When the smoke cleared, Sasuke was holding a kunai with his right hand and was blocking a strike by Haku's Senbon.

"Once again, I have my hand free to attack you," Haku said, creating hand seals with his right hand. He stamped on the ground with his foot, and hundreds of water needles molded from the water on the floor. Sasuke smirked and started powering up a Chidori.

The needles converged on the spot the Leaf-nin was standing, exploding in a splash of water. The mist-nin searched for his opponent in vain. Sasuke appeared right behind him, Chidori in hand. "Chidori!" He thrust his hand through Haku's chest. Blood splattered everywhere. Suddenly, the blood changed color into translucent blue. Haku's body collapsed into water. The real Haku created ice mirrors surrounding Sasuke. He entered one of the mirrors, his image appearing on all of them. All of the images pulled out Senbon. Sasuke only smirked and proceeded to charge another Chidori. Haku attacked. Unfortunately for Haku, the raven hair had gotten faster overtime and could easily dodge the oncoming Senbon, a factor he had underestimated. He stopped to overlook the damage. Sasuke only received a small scratch on his arm.

Haku took out Senbon with both hands and decided to leave the safety of his mirrors to attack. He lunged with inhuman speed at his opponent. Sasuke smirked again, getting ready to counter. Just as Haku was about to thrust his Senbon into Sasuke, Sasuke kicked him in the jaw. Haku went flying and crashed into one of the ice mirrors. He landed thirty yards away from the ice mirrors. Then, all of the ice mirrors were destroyed. Sasuke calmly walked to where Haku was lying.

"It seems you have beaten me," Haku calmly said. "Although I am not dead yet, you have, indeed proven yourself to be able to do so." With that Sasuke walked away into the balconies.

"Winner! Uchiha Sasuke!" Hayate said then fell into a coughing fit.

Haku slowly got up and refused the medical help that was offered to him. "HAKU! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!" Rika screamed. "YOU'RE HURT YOU JACKASS!"

"SASUKE!" Sakura yelled happily when he returned. She seemed to have gotten out of her shocked mood. "That was so good! Congratulations!" She glomped him. Sasuke blushed slightly, though he was use to Sakura's regular tight hugs.