The Love of a Perverted Ninja

Itachi: ... i'm all alone T-T aw well...

nightmare car: thanks

digitalcat17: lol i know, i know. me too

tentenrox: thanks. fights are cool

Alien26: I AM ZIM!

Discalmer: -sigh-

Alien26 helped a little here :)


"Hey Bookie," Tenten said. Sasuke looked at her. "Why aren't you taking any bets?"

"You see, in the first round, you can't really tell who is going to win cause most of the time you don't know how the other person will fight so I'm waiting until round 2."

"Oh… good job Bookie!"

Hayate coughed loudly. "The 10th and final match for the day is about to begin. The next 10 matches will take place tomorrow." The screen flashed names and finally read 'Yamanaka Ino vs. Nonaka Rika'.

"WHAT? INO-PIG FIGHTS BEFORE ME!" Sakura yelled. Ino stuck her tough out at her.

"Sorry Forehead girl!"

Haku, who was leaning on the railing, eye's narrowed. Rika wasn't as soft as him and from things he heard, Ino wasn't the best fighter in the world.

Ino was just about to go down when she felt a tap at her shoulder. She turned around and Shikamaru was standing there, with a weird mix of embarrassment and laziness in his face. He sighed.

"Even though this to totally troublesome, good luck," he said. Ino smiled.

"Thanks Shika!" she replied happily.

Rika was with her friends when her name was called. She instantly jumped from the balcony and yelled; "Get down here, you jackass!" A vein popped on Ino's forehead and Haku sighed.

'Not again,' he thought.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, YOU BITCH? WAIT UNTIL I GET DOWN THERE AND KICK YOUR SORRY ASS!" Ino yelled back. Shikamaru sighed and pulled out a book. He knew at some point she would blow it. She jumped down to the ring, flames in her eyes.

"Begin!" Hayate said, after throwing his arms down.

Rika smirked. She automatically grabbed Senbon from her pouch and tossed them in Ino's direction. The blond took out shuriken and the two weapons collided in mid air and fell to the ground.

The two ran towards each other, kunai or Senbon in hand. The two weapons clashed as the owners tried to push of the other so their weapon would fall. Rika smirked again. With one free hand she performed the same hand seals as Haku did then slammed her foot in the water left by Haku.

The water shot up and formed into needles. Ino tried to get out of the way but unfortunately, she wasn't as fast as Sasuke and got hit by a few of them.

Rika sighed. She loved fighting but Ino was too easy and there was no fun in it. She formed some hand seals and a blue aura formed around her as ice mirrors formed around Ino.

As the mirrors formed, Ino hugged herself. 'Why is it so cold?' she thought.

In the stands, thought he had a calm look on his face, Shikamaru was gripping the railing until his knuckles turned white.

"Someone's nervous," Choji said in a singsong voice. Shikamaru shot him a look that could have killed. Choji started to chock on his chips.

Inside the mirrors, Rika's reflection appeared in all of them. She smiled. "This is going to be fun," she said as every reflection held us about 6 Senbon.

Everyone heard a scream coming from the mirrors.

"Ino-pig!" Sakura yelled. She was trembling. She didn't wasn't Ino to die. No matter how much they hated each other, they where still best friends.

Shikamaru was also shaking. 'Shit…'

There was Senbon sticking out of Ino's arms and legs and her face. "Wanna give up?" Rika asked. "I'll understand. Girls like you aren't meant to be shinobi. Spending too much time on hair and cloths and boys and whatever." THAT pissed Ino off.

"WHAT! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT BITCH!" she yelled. She ran towards a mirror and punched it with all the strength she had. Not to mention adding as much charka to the punch as she could.

Everyone gasped as the mirrors shattered and Rika flew out of the mirror. "WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW!" Ino screamed. Rika tried to get up but she passed out.

"Winner! Yamanaka Ino!" Hayate said.

"HA! IN YOUR FACE!" Then she calmly walked up the to where her friends where. They all looked shocked.

"So much for Rika's 'I'm-so-much-better-then-everyone-here' idea," Haku sighed.