Padfoot and Prongs

by Sarah L. Padfoot

A collection of letters that Messrs Padfoot and Prongs wrote and received during their fifth year at Hogwarts. Written mainly for my own amusement, but I would love to know what you think!

17. Have you gone mad?

- Padfoot and Prongs -

Author's Notes:)

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Standing on the large green field searching for a mentally insane friend,

20th September 1977, 12:06pm

James,

HAVE YOU GONE MAD! Not even I, I who has a mother and father who belong in the insanity ward of St Mungos would sit on my broom way above Hogwarts highest tower while trying to scribe a sickeningly 'lovey dovey' letter to my best friend.

Ok, Lily wants to be your friend... Yes I will agree it's a miracle to say the least, but for Merlin's sake Prongs, you need to be alive for her to see the 'real you' as you so described in your letter. I really don't think Lily will be attracted to whatever is left of your corpse when you plummet to your death from all the way up there!

So in the words of your mother "JAMES HAROLD POTTER, GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANCE!"

If you don't I'll show Lily this sickening letter.

Oh and if you even try to kiss me as you suggested in your letter, I will beat you to a pulp.

Your worried friend,

Sirius