The Love of a Perverted Ninja
ILI: yo! sorry it has been so long since i've updated! don't kill me!
Gaara: ok, i will
ILI: shut up sand-boy!
Gaara: -mumbles about killing stuff-
ILI: being sick and lazy is not a good combo!
Shikamaru: yup...
Itachi: where did the sand-rat and the lazy-ass come from?
Gaara and Shikamaru: well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
Itachi: QUITE OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Gaara: Like to see you try!
Shikamaru: how troublesome...
ILI: AGG! THE ODD PEOPLE!
Itachi: ...
Alien26: yay! hinata! and... ino too... i guess... go demons!
tentenrox: again, yay! hinata! and tenten is cool... maybe she'll win... maybe not ;)
element princess michirure: lol cool
digitalcat17: whee! thanks!
nightmare car: yes yes it was. lol. Gir and zim are going nuts again! yay!
Z-AKA Andrea-: yay! people loving my story is good... :)
Disclamer: don't own it... too bad
Alien26 helped here too! yay! -hands cookie to Alien26-
"Hey, Gaara," Temari said. Gaara glared at her.
"What?" he asked in an annoyed tone.
"Well… Tsunade-sama told me that we could pick Kankuro up from the hospital after the final match. Wanna come?" Gaara thought about it. He really didn't give a crap about Kankuro. "And we have to get Naruto too." He also didn't give a crap about Naruto. But then again… he was there. An evil smirk came across Gaara's lips.
"Sure. I'll come… this time but if that puppet-loving jackass goes into the hospital again, count me out."
"Great!"
"And…you should get your eye checked out. It's all red and puffy and I've seen you rubbing it a lot." Temari walked up to Gaara and put a hand to his forehead. "And WHAT are you doing!"
"Making sure you don't have a fever. It's not like you to show concern for others." Gaara pushed her hand off.
"I'm fine."
(Co-A/N: And now, for some OC vs. OC battles!... Ok, Im WAY too lazy to write down OC vs. OC battles, so I DONT CARE IF YOU DONT HAVE IMAGINATIONS! I WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING BLITZKRIEG!... Anyways.)
(A/N: Same for me… but I'm just lazy! Yay! Lazy! I'm the Shikamaru of… myself… anyways…)
The screen flashed again with a slew of random names until it read 'Haruno Sakura vs. Yamamoto Taisuke'.
'HELL YEAH! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, LIKE, SO LONG NOW!' Inner Sakura screamed. The real Sakura simply walked down the staircase.
Taisuke was wearing a WWII German helmet (Co-AN: Remember, I've been busy playing a WWII game. PLEASE DO NOT PENALIZE ME!). He wore a dark green jacket over a black shirt. He also wore black jeans under black boots. There was something under the shirt that Sakura couldn't identify, but looked suspiciously like armor of some sort.
Hayate looked at the two combatants, raised his hand, and threw it down, leaving the immediate area.
Sakura charged and thrust a fist into her opponents' chest. But instead of Taisuke's chest cracking, her fist cracked. A trickle of blood ran down her hand. Sakura pulled it back quickly, wincing in pain. Taisuke smirked. He ripped off his shirt, revealing armor with the yin-yang sign in the center: charka armor.
Charka engulfed both of his hands from fingertips to his elbows. Now, he attacked, throwing his charka-enhanced fist at Sakura, who tried blocking it. The impact of the fist broke her defending arm. She jumped back, performing hand signs. When she finished, Taisuke stopped the attack, standing as if in a trance.
His opponent soon defeated him. Hayate checked his pulse. Then, the stood up and yelled, "Winner! Haruno Sakura!" Sakura walked back up to the balcony, feeling satisfied.
Now, the screen lit up again, with the last two contestants left: 'Tenten and Aburame Shino'.
(Co- A/N: Ok, this battles kinda pointless, and I'm too lazy to write this one down, so USE YOUR IMAGINATION! (Makes a rainbow with his hands))
(A/N: Thanks Spongebob! I TRIED to do Tenten vs. Shino but I'm too knowledge-less about these two that I couldn't so… too bad. Tenten barely won, FYI)