Masculine-Feminine?

Summary: AU Shuichi Shindou is just an average student in High School that aspires to be a Singer with a heavy crush on the famous Novelist, Eiri Yuki. But a curse gets in the way, and now Shuichi will turn into a girl everytime something something occurs that has to do with the Writer! What'll happen when Shuichi is taken in by Yuki when he's kicked out by his parents? CHAOS!

Warnings: T'is YAOI! The entire series is YAOI which is BOYxBOY! Plus this is an AU-Alternate Universe Fic! And uh…I don't know what else.

Disclaimer: I own them? O.o; Nah… Maki-chan hasn't accepted my bribe yet. XP

Thank you's! It's time to reply to reviews! May I say that I was shocked for people reviewing so quickly? THANK YOU ALL!

Rannettia: Hiya! And how'd you know I was a girl? O.o; Nevermind, it's pretty obvious…Anyways, thank you for reviewing and here is your update! Plus a Shuichi in a Kimono Cookie!

Lastaras-of-Tokuguay: Yush…No evil water! I realized that this was a lot like Ranma ½, but well…It's not yaoi. XD Here's your update and a Gravitation Sweet-as-Sugar Cookie!

Negolataknofelet: Arigato for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Here's your update with a side of, Yuki-Bunny Cookie!

BlooDy-MaY: Oi! I luff your name for some reason…Yeah, I do! XD Anyways, Shuichi turns back every once in a while. You know, back to a boy. But the curse will get figured out later on…Not now because Shu-chan's not Yuki-smart. XD Yuki-Playboy Cookie!

no end to love 3: I like your name too. –stares- N.n Anyways, thanks for the criticism! I admit, I do have a bad habit of adding on too many periods for dramatic tension but still generally as an error. XD Anyways, thank you for reviewing and I'll explain after some chappies! Naughty Shu-chan cookie!

Idie: Most people keep saying that it's different, so I dare someone to go see if there's another story like mine! I bet there is! Anyways, yes yes, poor Shu-chan indeed. Kicked out Shu-chan Cookie!

Secret411: Secret! I wanna know! I wanna know! XD By the way, he turns back after a period of time. How long he stays a girl depends on something that I may explain later on…When Shu-chan wisens up. xP Happy New Year's Bad Luck Cookie!

XxTypoWriterxX: Yeah! I was just a little too shaken to write that since my mom was reading it while I typed. O.o; Shuichi Gummy Ball Cookie!

Chapter Two: Nightmare at the Mall!

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I giggled and headed for the bathroom. When I had locked the door, I immediately faced the wide mirror in front of me. Instead of a 19 year old boy with short pink hair, amethyst eyes, flat chest and skinny build, there was a 19 year old girl; Elbow length pink hair, amethyst eyes, perfect boobs and a curvy, womanly frame. That was slightly petite but not really.

I was scared sheepless.

What the heck happened to me!

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The rest of the night went pretty smoothly. Me and Yuki watched T.V. and unfortunately the only thing on was the saddest movie ever! 'Grave of the Fireflies'. I cried my heart out when Setsuko died and then Seita died as well! Waaah!

But I got really embarrased, because Yuki didn't cry at all and he was just smirking down at me.

"It's just an anime movie, baka."

I pouted and blushed a little as his kissed my fore head.

"But let's go to bed now, neh?"

I was subjected to being carried up bridal style again as we bounded off for his room. Or mine, whichever you prefer.

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I blinked, vision blurred and the ever-famous trail of drool trickling down my chin. When I moved to sit up, my head started to throb painfully at the sudden, though slow, movement.

What did I do yesterday? Did I drink?

I turned my head towards the window at the side of the bed and the sunlight glared in my face, making me wince painfully as so. I was about to swear out the damned ball of light but then I noticed something glinting in it's bright rays.

The luscious golden brown locks illuminated by the source of it's power, soft porcelain skin that was radiant, and a nicely toned chest rising and falling with each breath of slumber. Who was this laying there fast asleep?

Yuki Eiri.

The magical name that was gifted with sound and letters, echoed in my head like an opera singer in a hollow coconut. I felt my heart and stomach do backflips and then I bent down to get a closer look. I froze half-way though. My stare was cast downwards, and suddenly I panicked.

I was a boy again. And this time, almost painfully so.

My chest was devoid of any fleshy girl parts, and I was hopelessly skinny and totally unfeminine again. Right now I wished I still was a girl, because that's how Yuki saw me. As a pretty, curvy, petite framed 19 year old girl named Ichigo. Whom I wasn't at the moment.

I retracted back and hugged my knees close. I didn't have any girl clothes on me and I was unfortunate enough not to have any pink hair extensions. So I had to think of a Plan B. What did I do to turn into a girl in the first place? Did I eat something weird? Was it the new cologne that Hiro used or was it possibly the puddle I fell in?

The only thing I remembered before going total female was thinking about Yuki. Could that be it?

It was worth a shot.

Yuki. Yuki. Yuki. Yuki. Yuki! I awaited that burning sensation eagerly, only to be sorely disappointed. Why didn't that work? I furrowed my eyebrows in deep thought. Maybe I needed to be totally serious and passionate about my thoughts. Hm. So I tried again.

Sweet lips…Heavenly body…Locks of Gold… Eyes of Light…

That did it. My heart started to race and pump wildly. A lightheaded sensation fluttered about in my ears and around my mind. I could hear someone giggling over the buzz in my eardrums and then everything stopped all at once.

Seeing as I didn't want to wake up Yuki by hopping out of the bed to the nearest mirror, I tested my theory the only way I could. My hands glided over my chest, starting from my shoulders and then moving down slowly.

Eureka! It worked!

Laughing a little out loud, but keeping it at least to a chuckle, my ears picked up the sound of a groan nearby. Yuki's honey brown orbs blinked lazily to meet my wide awake violet orbs. After a few minutes, a small smile curved over his lips.

"Hello there Ichigo," He purred. "How are you this fine morning?"

"Never better!" I chirped back with a smile.

To check, Yuki reached a hand up to my forehead and shook his head a little. "You still have a bit of a fever but that's nothing a little iced tea won't cure…." He seemed focused on my temperature for a few moments, then he flickered his gaze down to me.

"How's your head?"

"Ticking a little but I think that's normal!"

He gave a small chuckle. I was startled at that. Yuki's laugh reminded me of Hiro's laugh but it was much more requited and in a lower key. Swinging his long legs over the edge of the bed, his hand that was formerly rested on my forehead scratched the back of his.

"I'm going to make us some breakfast. Come down when you're ready Ichigo."

Giving a simple nod to him, I waited til he left before I started to roll around over his bed. Yuki let me sleep here! Yuki even slept here, with me! Not technically but still, KYAAAA! I felt like a giddy little schoolgirl that just had been kissed by her one, true love! It was a wonderful day to be alive!

After a bit of wallowing in Yuki's sweet cinnamony tabacco-ish scent, I bounded down the stairs to eat. The smell had already came to my nose and tickled slightly at so. When I landed in the kitchen, I was quite surprised to see Yuki wearing a dark blue apron.

There was even a sky blue handkerchief tied onto his head like a bandana. The look was super kawaii! Damnit! If only I had my camera with me!

He gave me a lop-sided smile that turned into a smirk.

"Hey Ichigo. Smelled the grub huh?"

I nodded so fast, I thought my long hair would rip off. He only laughed at this. I blushed back. A slender, pale hand moved to take the make-shift bandana off and then to take the apron off as well. Once they were both removed, he plated the food and brought it over to the table.

I sat down quickly and smiled goofily. "Itadakimasu!"

He nodded and the two of us began to eat. I forgot about trying to act like girl for a few minutes and was really chowing down. Yuki, who had been eating at a considerate rate, stared. After a few more bites, I paused and looked up at him. Then it hit me of what I should've been doing and my face turned red.

"I'm sorry! That was rude of me…"

Yuki laughed to my surprise.

"It's okay. For some reason, it makes me feel better knowing that at least one girl doesn't die of anorexia."

We both had our laughs at the joke. Then it was eat, eat, eat!

I was the one washing the dishes, due to my persistance since I had wolfed down most of the food. Yuki had to make a phone call back to someone that had called while he was out. After a bit, he walked out of the study with a look of discontent on his face.

"What's wrong Yuki?"

He groaned and swept a hand back through his sunlight-like hair.

"My brother-in-law's coming over, as well as one of his friends. Thank god though that my sister isn't tagging along as well."

My heart raced wildly. What was I gonna do! How was I going to respond to the questions of everyone's questions about me? What would Yuki do about it!

He seemed to read my mind though. "I'll cover for you, but you'd better remember most of the things that I say. Do you understand?"

I nodded in response, feeling slightly scared at his sudden change in demeanor. He smirked in lieu of a smile and then the doorbell rang.

"Geez, that was fast." The blonde novelist remarked as he headed for the front door. I shook violently with anxiety. What if Yuki forgot about the fact that he was going cover for me? What if…What if…Gyaaaa!

All my thought were replaced as I heard two somewhat familiar voices.

"Why'd you get here so fast?"

"I'm sorry, but we wanted to get here as quickly as possible."

"Yeah! Kumagoro wanted to visit Yuki-san badly, na no da!"

Besides Yuki's, the other two I knew like the back of my boyish hand! It was even more so confirmed as a platinum blonde and a dark emerald walked into the kitchen. They couldn't be…They wouldn't be…

"Oh hello there." The blonde smiled at me.

The green haired gaped and grinned as well. "Yay! Yuki's got a girlfriend, no da!"

Yuki himself walked in, punching him on the head lightly. "She's not my girlfriend."

I walked over shyly. "Hello!" My voice was loud but my expression was timid, a rather off-setting match.

They didn't seem to mind.

"I'm Tohma Seguchi, lovely to meet you."

"It's nice to meet you too! I'm Ryuichi Sakuma!"

So they were…These were two of the members of the band, Nittle Grasper. One of the best bands in all of Japan before they broke up. They were my main motivation and inspiration to being a Singer. Sakuma-san most importantly.

"It's a pleasure to meet the two of you! I'm Ichigo Shindou!"

Yuki decided to hold up his end of the deal here. "She's living here with me until she can find somewhere else to live. Ichigo was kicked out and I just happened to come across her yesterday in the rain."

They nodded, luckily taking the bait. Then they smiled again. "Then I see no reason why we are to stay here for much longer, ne Ryuichi-kun?"

"Uh-huh! I want to sing at a kareoke bar Tohma-kun!"

He chuckled. "Okay, let's go!"

It wasn't long before they left. It was almost as quickly as they had came. I even wondered if they were here at all. For some time, neither me or Yuki said anything at all. Then, nearly scaring me out of my skin, he let out a big yawn.

"Alright, now that that's dealed with, I have a deadline," Then he faced me. "You're free to come and go as you please. All I say is that you do not come into the study without knocking and if you're going out, that you be back by lunchtime."

I agreed in understanding. He grinned. "Good girl, now I'll see you later." Giving a small salute that I found rather flirty, he disappeared into the study/office.

I took some time to think over carefully. If I was going to live here, then I needed to get some girl stuff. Yuki probably saw me as one with a lot of perfume and pink, which was a complete mystery to me on what kind of perfume I liked. But I was going to try and find out something anyways.

I ran up the stairs and changed into a green and yellow long sleeve t-shirt and white capris that now sunk down to my knees. Slinging a short sleeve white shirt on, along with socks and comfy pair of white, worn-out sneakers, I headed out the door calling out a quick, 'I'm going shopping!' Yuki was able to catch up to me before I left, and he gave me some shopping money. Quite a bit of money… Okay, a lot of money…

This was a little harder than I thought. The nearest mall seemed like the farthest mall and I was out of air by the time I was there. I bolted inside, looking for a store where there were tons of females walking in.

Claire's.

It didn't seem that bad.

Walking inside, I glanced around and smiled at one of the female employees. I picked out a few hair ties that had strawberries on them and got some strawberry lip gloss. Another thing to add, was that I nearly jumped out of my skin seeing someone get their ears pierced. That totally scared the shit out of me! Soon after, I was heading for the next store.

Forever 21.

I wasn't quite there to that age yet, but I doubted most of the women there were.

It was a hard time for me, picking out clothes mainly because I wasn't used to seeing spaghetti straps, frills, and ribbons on my clothing. Or for it to be so revealing. The though about wearing those spaghetti tops with the low dips in the center sent chills up my spine.

I bought some more pink outfits, jeans and short-sleeved tops and even a skirt or two. The dresses I was going nowhere near just yet.

After a bit of walking around, I felt like there were many pairs of eyes on me. Sending a swift glance over my shoulder, I noticed quite a bit of men giving me, 'The Eye.' The kind of look where they want to do unspeakable things to you…. And it was starting to freak me out. But I was still acting calm and collected, walking at a steady pace. The nearest exit was in my grasp when I tripped and fell down.

By the time I was able to stand, I was surrounded. Suddenly the questions of where I lived, my number, would I go out with them, and other date related things bombarded the air. I was scared.

"Just leave me alone!" I cried, tearing a rift through them as I ran past. I sat down on the curve, feeling quite shaken. Was this how most girls had to deal with at the mall? Even if they were just minding their own business?

Then a familiar black car pulled up.

"Get in."

I smiled. "Yuki!"

-END CHAPTER TWO-

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Yay! I lasted another chapter!

Shuichi: As did I in the mall! Huzzah!

-both of us throw a party-

Yuki: -glares- Shut up! It's too loud and I can't work.

-sticks tongue out- Whiney-butt.

Yuki: Bitch.

Don't you dare go there. XD Anyways please review on your way out!

All: Ja Ne!