Masculine-Feminine?

Summary: AU Shuichi Shindou is just an average student in High School that aspires to be a Singer with a heavy crush on the famous Novelist, Eiri Yuki. But a curse gets in the way, and now Shuichi will turn into a girl everytime something something occurs that has to do with the Writer! What'll happen when Shuichi is taken in by Yuki when he's kicked out by his parents? CHAOS!

Warnings: T'is YAOI! The entire series is YAOI which is BOYxBOY! Plus this is an AU-Alternate Universe Fic! And uh…I don't know what else.

Disclaimer: I OWN JASON! Now, that's no one that I've used in my story, just my good bud from school. P He doesn't mind…I hope. XD Er…He knows Tae-Kwon-Do! Nuu! –ducks and covers- Oh and I don't own Passion by Hiki-chan!

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Chapter Three: Yuki's gone and Who is This!

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"Just leave me alone!" I cried, tearing a rift through them as I ran past. I sat down on the curve, feeling quite shaken. Was this how most girls had to deal with at the mall? Even if they were just minding their own business?

Then a familiar black car pulled up.

"Get in."

I smiled. "Yuki!"

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We were silent for sometime as the novelist drove us home. The only sounds in the car were the humming of the engine and the breaths each one of us took to stay alive.

"Did they hurt you?"

Finally, some conversation. I shook my head, "No, they didn't. I'm fine."

He let out a sigh of relief. "That's good to know."

I looked at him somewhat coyly. "Were you worried about me Yuki?"

He rubbed the back of his head. "Kind of, I guess."

My heart backflipped again. Yuki had been worried about me! Huzzah! Giving him a sweet and happy smile, I grinned. "That makes me feel better about everything, Yuki!"

He grunted but gave a small smile. I saw pleasure and delight in his normally cold eyes. "Glad to hear it." I didn't reply, and Yuki didn't seem to mind the silence. He seemed like the type to dislike noise from the get-go, but hey, he took me in!

When we got home, I grabbed my bags and hopped off to the front door. The taller novelist followed after me, walking calmly. Fishing the keyring out of his pocket and skimming over to the house key, he inserted and unlocked the door to let me in first.

As soon as I set my stuff down on the nearby futon, there was a loud sound. A stomach grumble, from my tummy! Yuki laughed at this as I turned a lovely shade of red.

"Uh…Sorry about that."

He waved it off. "Remember what I told you yesterday, I'm glad that at least one girl doesn't die of anorexia." Then he let out another light round of laughter and headed to put on the familiar apron and bandana. I cleared and set the table, and sat down. Soon enough, the good ol' smell of grub was present in the air.

When the plates were set down and we said our 'Itadakimasu!', we both began to eat at our own pace. I got the hiccups from eating too fast again and Yuki hit my back a little rough. But at least I'm not plagued by those nasty hiccups!

After eating, Yuki advised me to take a shower. Well, in his tone of voice, it sounded more like a command but I didn't mind! It was cool to take a shower in Yuki's house, but embarrassing too because he was still in it and I was a girl for crying out loud! I'm used to seeing something down there!

But anywho, I rushed up the stairs and into Yuki's bedroom. There was a door that I hadn't noticed until now, which was the one that connected to his bathroom. Gripping the golden knob, my breath laid hitched in my throat as I gasped.

The bathroom was simply marvelous! Not that I was one to keep a close eye on bathrooms, especially in other's houses but this was a well-crafted facility! The floor was tiled with pure white marble, and then there was a hot tub! It had bubblers! And the shower, it had gold rims and the glass was smooth and had intricate designs carved into it. Pretty much everything was marble, and there were some brown bath rugs and towels but this was simply extravagant in a simple way!

I grabbed one of the various towels that hung in an organized fashion, threw my clothes off and hopped into the shower. I was comforted at the feel of the hot water cascading over my body. I shut my amethyst eyes and started to hum a simple song that came to mind.

"Omoi daseba Haruka Haruka---

Miraiwa, dokomademo kagaiteta…

Kireiina aozorano shita---de…

Bokura wa sukoshi dake obieteita--.."

As I continued to sing, something began to change about me. But for some reason, I just didn't notice. My mind was hooked onto the strange song that seemed to just walk into my mind.

"Natsuka…shii ironi…Ma-do-ga somaruuu--.."

After a bit, my throat started to get raspy, and I stopped singing. Someone was watching and when I shifted my gaze to see who it was, I turned red all the way to my cheeks.

"Yuki! You scared me!"

"Heh," He smirked. "You sing well."

I smiled at him. "Thanks Yuki."

"No problem, I'll leave you to shower now." And then the object of my desire disappeared back downstairs. The thumping of his feet hitting the stairs elegantly was more than enough proof. But then I thought over what he said and covered myself immediately. I forgot that I was showering and Yuki saw me naked!

Well, I didn't mind all that much…But still!

But something felt wrong. Where my arms crossed over my chest, there was nothing there. My hair felt shorter too. I glanced down, horrified. I had turned back into a boy! And Yuki might've seen that and was probably calling Tohma and the cops about an unidentified man inside his house!

Noooo!

I panicked and burst out of the shower, wrapping the towel around me so fast, the ends snapped at my ass. Sprinting to my suitcase, I threw an oversized t-shirt that was red with Chii onto myself and slipped a bra underneath. At least it was the kind that stood up so Yuki wouldn't notice the matter of my non-existant boobs until he came near enough or something. Then I put a pair of boxers on, followed by a pair of long legged pajamas that were pink and had Mokona flying around.

Now to the matter of my voice. The blonde wasn't able to hear me that well in the bathroom since I had water gurgling in my mouth and plus, my throat was dry, but anywho I had to figure out something. Maybe I could use my dry throat as an excuse!

Feeling secure with my makeshift plan, I bounded down the stairs to greet Yuki. He was typing on his laptop, and I peered curiously over his shoulder. When he finally noticed me, he just faced the screen again. My lips curved into a pout.

"Hey Ichigo."

I smiled then and wrote down on the pad of paper I had, 'Hey Yuki.' Then I shoved it in his face. He read it and then quirked an eyebrow at me.

"Okay…? And why does your hair seem shorter?"

Sweat gathered on my scalp, as I quickly jotted down a response. Showing it to him again, he seemed even more perplexed. "You wear hair extensions?" I turned pink and rubbed the back of my head nervously. He shrugged it off.

"Whatever."

We spent the rest of the day, not really talking to each other. Around 3 PM, I wandered into the backyard. There were many rose bushes to my surprise, and it was very vast. For some reason, it seemed empty and lonely. Like he came out here many times, but wasn't very happy. I frowned at the sad thought. Not wanting to linger outside for much longer, I slid through the sliding glass door.

"Yuki!" I called out, forgetting my plan for a slight second, expecting to hear him call back.

Nothing.

I tried again. "Yuki!"

The silence greeted me back once again. Panicking, I ran around the house, cursing it for the first time about it having three floors. Why must rich people always go for the big houses!

Then I collapsed in Yuki's study room, defeated. Where was Yuki? Why didn't he tell me that he was going out? I was his common-law wife practically!

"YUKIII!"

All of a sudden, I heard something buzz. Like a vibration and then there was a little tune that sounded like Nittle Grasper's first song to go diamond ever, 'Shining Collection'. Following my ears to the source, I found a small flip-phone ringing. On the screen with caller ID, it said the one name I had been calling out over and over again.

'Yuki'.

Picking it up eagerly, I tried my best to sound girlish. "Yuki?"

He let out a sigh of relief from the other line. "Hey. I had a book tour so I won't be back for the rest of the week."

"Oh, okay." Whew. Maybe he hasn't noticed anything.

"I see your voice is better. Anyways, I'll call you some other time, I'm about to board the plane."

Before he hung up I shouted back, "Yuki! Be careful!"

Hearing a chuckle on the other end, he gave a quick, 'I will' and then the line went dead.

I hopped around happily, feeling good that Yuki wasn't abducted by aliens and that I had managed to sound girly without even trying! Wait, why hadn't I tried? Looking down, I saw something filling my bra. That was it. I was back to being a girl.

Oh well. At least Yuki hadn't realized that I was a boy yet.

Anywho, I was hungry again and so I found some pans and a cooking pot. This would mark my first time cooking, and I should've asked Yuki's permission to cook, but I was hungry again. And Yuki didn't buy ramen and I forgot to get pocky! It was a nightmare!

I was going to go for shrimp tempura. I had seen my sister cook it once or twice, and it looked to be pretty easy. But I was just a beginner and when I was cutting the vegetables, I managed to cut all ten of my fingers! And now I have a shiny new band-aid on each one!

But something else happened. When I was frying the shrimp, I let it sit for too long and smoke filled the kitchen! The alarm went off, and here I was, flopping like a fish trying to make the smoke go away! And then I tried to turned the stove off but I twisted the other way, and tore the knob off since I was so jittery!

"KYAA!"

I filled a bucket with water and poured it over the roaring flames that were consuming the burnt food and the pan itself! Hurrying over to the alarm, I blew the smoke away and then everything was hunky-dory! Except that I owed Yuki a new pan, had to fix the stove, and I was hungrier.

I placed the knob back, and tested it to make sure it was okay. I fixed it with duck tape too! Good thing I paid some attention in repair class!

After airing the entire kitchen of all the fumes, the doorbell rang.

"Coming!"

I wondered who it was. Maybe it was Sakuma-san, or Tohma even. But when I opened the door, I fish-copied.

"Hey there little lady, how you doing?"

"Y-Yuki! Did you dye your hair?"

The black haired, black eyed carbon copy of Yuki blinked. "Huh? I'm not Yuki. I'm his brother, Tatsuha." He leaned in. "Who're you and what're you doing here?"

I laughed nervously. "My name's Ichigo Shindou and I'm staying here until I can find somewhere else to live!"

Tatsuha seemed pleased with my answer. "Okay. Weird for my brother to do this, but okay." He smiled.

I was about to lead him into the kitchen to make him some tea but strong arms wrapped around me from behind.

As I opened my mouth to protest, his lips caught mine.

"Don't go, I want to talk more. You remind me of Ryuichi."

I blinked. "Are you a fan of Sakuma-san?"

His hand trailed up my shirt. "You…could say that…" Tatsuha replied slyly.

-CLIFFY-

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Yes! I have left you all on the dreaded, CLIFFHANGER OF DOOM! XD Fear it!

Shuichi: I don't want to be raped by Tatsuha! –slaps him- I thought you were my friend you bastard!

Tatsuha: I would never! Ryuichi is the only ass for me!

Shut up you pansies! Now, Please Review, and maybe Shuichi won't get taken by Tatsu-chan.

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