The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: MY COMPUTER IS BAKA! LIKE GAARA!

Gaara: -glar-

ILI: .

Itachi:...

Alien26: there is an evil perosn:looks around: when i read the zim thing i was laughing so hard!

nightmare car: YAY! EVIL GIR PLUSHIES!

tentenrox: go tenten! whee!

rjectkd89: lol

Disclamer: does it LOOK like i own naruto?

Alien26 helped a lot whith this chapter so an EXTRA thanks to him :throws party:

"Hey… Kakashi-sensei…" Naruto said suddenly.

"Hum?" Kakashi responded.

"Wasn't that crazy girl suppose be out judge for the second round? Anko something?"

Before Kakashi could say anything, a window broke as a cloth attached to some kunais came into the building. An extra kunai was aimed for Kakashi but he easily dogged it and sighed.

The sign unfolded and it read 'You're second judge, Anko Mitarashi!'

"Alright you rookies!" Anko yelled. "Get ready for some pain because… OH MY GOD! THE SECOND ROUND STARTED!"

"Yes…" Hayate said coldly, pissed off that Anko was late instead of early, like she was usually.

"Oh my god! I'm sorry!

"Whatever," and he walked away, coughing.

"Ok! Sorry about that!" She sweatdropped. "Now let's see who's next!" She glanced up at the screen. "Uzumaki Naruto vs. Hamano Kazuma!"

'Great. A crazy, loud person who tries to kill Kakashi-sensei,' Sakura thought.

Before Naruto started down the stairs, Sakura stopped him.

"Be careful, Naruto, she said. This guy specializes in illusions, so don't let your guard down." Naruto nodded. He handed his crutches to Hinata who briefly hugged him.
Kazuma looked at the blond-haired kid, grimacing under his mask. Anko threw down her hand and jumped out of the way.

Naruto created five clones and immediately yelled, "Charge!" The group instantly surrounded Kazuma and attacked. Kazuma ducked so two clones smashed into each other, disappearing. Kazuma pulled out two kunai and struck at another clone. He tripped another by sweeping his foot and shoved a fist into a second. The last one was the original, who found a foot crashing into his chest.

After he hit the ground, Naruto quickly got on his feet and saw Kazuma performing hand seals. He shut his eyes and created four more clones. The clones charged again, but suddenly stopped. They froze in their place, allowing the shadow ninja access to their weak points. He was about to throw a shuriken at Naruto but found his fist smacking his face. But as he fell backward, his foot hit Narutos stomach region. While he doubled over, he proceeded to charging a Rasengan. Kazuma got on his feet in a rage, blood seeping through his mask. He performed hand seals, finally finding his attack. The ball of
charka in Narutos hand dissipated. Hundreds of enemies surrounded him. He was about to attack one, when he remembered what Sakura said. Suddenly a shuriken sailed past him, slicing his leg.

'If this is an illusion, then why is the pain real!' he thought, clutching his leg. A person attacked, shoving a fist in his gut. The person then kneed him in the head.
Naruto fell down, trying to think of what to do.

Sakura, in the real world, began hand seals, but Kakashi stopped her.

"Sakura, don't, unless you want to disqualify yourself and Naruto," Kakashi said strictly.

"But if I don't," she said. "Then, Hinata would have to kill me." Kakashi nodded in acknowledgement.

"I think Naruto is more than capable of defeating an enemy without a persons help."

Back in the illusion, Naruto noticed in the fight the seal Sakura was making. He figured this was the one to make. He performed the seal, shouting, "Release!"

The army of enemies was torn away by an invisible force. His eyes adjusted to the real world just in time to see a kunai thrown at him by his real opponent. He deflected it just in time with his own kunai.

Kazuma was about to perform another illusion when suddenly he collapsed to his knees. He found that last illusion drained away most of his charka. He tried to get on his feet but saw Naruto charging at him with a spiraling ball of charka in his right hand.

"RASENGAN!" The ball hit Kazuma's chest with enough force to rip an oak tree out of the ground. Kazuma's body hit the wall behind him, creating a large explosion. When the dust cleared, a crater about three meters in diameter was created, Kazuma in the center. Hayate checked his pulse to see if he was alive. He figured the shadow ninja would be bed-ridden for at least a month.

"Winner! Uzumaki Naruto!"

Naruto threw a fist in the air as his friends cheered for him. He ran up the staircase, and was instantly on the ground by an overjoyed Hinata.

"I knew you could do it, Naruto-kun," Hinata said softly before kissing him.

"Ahem," a smirking Tsunade said. Both broke the kiss to look at her, very red in the face.

"Tsunade-sama!" Sakura said. "When did you get back?"

"Right around where Naruto won…"

"I ROCK! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto yelled, raising a fist in the air.

"The next match is: Hyuuga Hinata vs. Avalon Kagome," announced Anko.

Hinata got off the floor and began down the stairs.

Avalon Kagome was a girl with short black hair. She had brown eyes and was skinny. She wore body armor that protected her chest and waist. Her arms were clad in bandages, like Lee and covered with wrist guards. She also wore a rather skimpy skirt with shin guards and combat boots. Her mouth was covered in a metal mask, tiny holes punctured to allow her to breathe.

Anko raised her hand and was about to throw down her hand down if it weren't for an EXCEEDINGLY annoying chibi-Naruto waving Victory fans and screaming, "GO HINATA!"

Anko twitched from annoyance. 'Can expect nothing less from KAKASHI'S student!' she thought angrily.

Ignoring Naruto, she threw down her hand and jumped to safety.

Hinata activated her Byakugan and stood in the Gentle Fist stance. Wrist blades shot out of the guards, each one caked with blood. Kagome charged at Hinata, swinging the deadly blades at her opponent. Hinata pulled out a kunai and started to defend herself.

Kagome tirelessly pushed on, forcing the Hyuuga girl to move up against a wall. She swung a sword at Hinata's neck, who ducked in the nick of time. Seeing the opportunity, she shoved an open palm into Kaogme's stomach, effectively rendering her unconscious.

Anko checked Kaogme's pulse and announced, "Winner! Hyuuga Hinata!"

"YAY, HINATA!" screamed you-know-who. He immediately jumped off the balcony and play-tackled Hinata to the ground, who was beet red at such a public show." I knew you could do it, Hinata! I knew it!"

"N-Naruto, you're c-crushing me," a pained Hinata choked out.

"Oh, sorry!"