The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: yo people. sorry it took so long. the person who has been typing the story for the fights since i can't (Alien26) has been busy but no one is blaming him are we?

Gaara: yes, we are

ILI: -slaps Gaara on the head- NOT NICE!

Gaara: I DON'T CARE!

ILI: moving on... there are these books i've been reading, 'The Keys to the Kindgom' by Garth Nix. they are really good and if you want to read them, the first one is called 'Mister Monday'.

Itachi: Mister Monday...that's odd since today is Thursday

ILI: Thursday's name is Sir Thursday

Itachi: o.O

digitalcat17: oh my indeed!

Alien26: ya..i already answered your question... lol

nightmare car: yay! oh my... lol

tentenroks: thank you!

Disclamer: I don't own Naruto...court is already coming to my school and i don't need to go to a real one

An extra thanks to Alien26 for putting up with the typing! HUZAAH!

"Moving on," said Anko, "Our next match is Tenten and Yamashita Ayumi!"

Yamashita Ayumi looked like something out of the Goth clubs (A/N: lol Jackie! Emo and Goth people are taking over!). She had blond hair that fell to her shoulders and black eyeliner surrounding brown eyes. The eyeliner made streaks that traveled from her eyes to the back of her jaw. She wore a sleeveless black shirt with a white cross on it, a dog collar, and black jeans cut just above her knees. She also wore combat boots. On her wrists were graphite colored blades, two on each wrist. Going across her chest diagonally was a band that had kunai hanging from it. On her back were two steel spears. Tenten figured Ayumi was a weapons master, similar to her. Anko raised her hand and threw it down.

Tenten instantly barraged her opponent with hundreds of needles like a machine gun. Ayumi simultaneously pulled out her spears and deflected them all. Then, she threw one at the first weapons master. Tenten wasn't fast enough to dodge the hurling projectile and was hit in the thigh. Blood seeped through her pants and she winced in pain. Ayumi took off the band holding the kunai and threw it in a whipping motion, sending all of the knives in motion. Tenten broke off part of the spear and used the piece to deflect the kunai. Then she took out two scrolls and commenced her ultimate weapons attack: the Soshoryu. All manner of weapons rained down upon the unsuspecting Ayumi, who's body was stuffed to the max in the hail of metal.

"Winner! Tenten!" shouted Anko. She then motioned medics to take care of the victor.
"And now, for our next match: Temari vs. Jeri!" (Co-AN: EVILNESS!) (A/N: HUZAAH!)

(Warning! This section of the Chuunin tournament features extreme and excessive violence and so much blood and gore you will start stabbing your eyes out because its so horrible! In the meantime we will read something else.
A pink panda hung on to a bamboo tree and was licking a leaf. Repeatedly
Now, lets check if its done.)

Temari repeatedly stabbed Jeri in the stomach then we go back to the pink panda.

(Whoops! That was a close call. I knew a friend who saw a few seconds of that, and he started shouting I like to eat dog poo! And also poked out his eyes. Ok, now it's done.)

Temari stood in the balconies, a little bloodstain on her outfit. (A/N: Jeri is NOT dead! I like her)

"BIG SISTER!" Gaara yelled happily and hugged Temari.

"WHAT THE UCK!" Kankuro yelled at the display of affection.

"Temari likes to hurt people…" Gaara mumbled. "Yay!"

Back in Michigan...

"Now," sneered Snape. "We will move on to the geometry final."

"NO!" the whole class screamed

"I HATE MATH!" Wesley added.

"Detention Mr. –Rent CD plays in distance- !" Snape yelled. "You too Mss. –Rent CD still playing-."

"Yes sir…" Wesley and the JUST walking in Michelle said in a unison monotone voice.