Chapter 9: Coliseum Battles Gone Insane

Well, I can promise this to be so random it's scary... That's about it... Have fun!

Selena and friends walked inside again. "Hey Phil! We have a pass! Can we enter now?" Riku grinned.

"What? Where'd you get this?" Phil asked, staring at pass.

"It doesn't matter. Can we enter now?" Selena asked.

"Fine, go ahead. But just warning, ya, some real weirdoes signed up for the games. You better be careful."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let us fight then!" Mike yelled, itching for blood.

"Alright! Alright, jeez. Just be careful, OK?" Phil opened the little gate thingy and let them through.

They easily defeated all of the enemies, and then it was the match against Cloud.

"You're going down Hair Gel Boy!" Ame yelled at Cloud.

Cloud stared. "Uh... For your information, I wake up in the morning like this..."

"It doesn't work that way! Believe me! I've tried it! For hair care products everywhere, I shall defeat-"

"FIGHT START!" Phil bellowed.

Cloud quickly knocked Ame unconscious and out of the ring. "One down, 7 to go!" Cloud grinned.

They fought wildly, but finally, Selena's team won. "Give it up Cloud! You know Hades is just going to trick you. He'll never help you find your light."

Cloud stared at her. "What? How did you figure out why I was working for him?"

Cerberus jumped into the arena. He roared loudly.

"We have to get out of here!" Riku yelled.

"We don't have to!" Mike yelled, readying his sword. "We can fight it."

"I'll call you Princess FeeFee!" Tiffany jumped onto Cerberus's back and hugged him around the neck.

"Princess FeeFee?" Maria asked, trying to wake Ame up. She gave up. "Let's fight Cerberus! Valefor! Come to my aid!" She yelled.

The giant dragon thing flew down and landed. Maria hopped on its back and they became airborne.

"Phil! Get them outta here!" Hercules ran into the stadium and got ready to punch Cerberus.

"Wait! Don't hurt Princess FeeFee!" Tiffany yelled. "Me and Joe love him!"

"Joe?" Everyone stopped, except Cloud, who dodged a fireball and landed about 8 feet in front of Ame.

"I smell hair gel!" Ame yelled, opening her eyes.

"Of course, my hair wakes her up, but nothing else does..." Cloud sighed.

"Well, of course! You wear WAY too much hair gel! That's the only way to can get your hair to defy gravity!"

Cloud stared and pointed to behind her. "Um..."

Ame looked up and saw Cerberus breathing over her, starting to drool all over her. "Do you mind...? I'm in the middle of arguing here!" She started fighting the Cerberus.

MUCH TO VIOLENT TO PUT IN THIS FIC... FEAR AME WHEN SHE'S MAD...

Every on was in too much shock to move, except Tiffany, who ran over to what little was left the dead Cerberus. "No! Princess FeeFee!"

"Now," Ame smiled at Cloud, "where were we in our argument?" She asked.

"ALRIGHT! I SPEND AN HOUR ON MY HAIR EVERY MONTH AND USE 10 BOTTLES OF EXTRA STRENGTH HAIR GEL! Don't hurt me!" Cloud started shaking. ((Yeah... Now you can see how violent Ame was...))

"Why would I want to hurt you? Cerberus was gonna drool all over my picture of Goku!" She pulled out the picture she had paid the artist of Saiyuki to draw with her kissing Goku. ((I'm not sure how much Ame paid, but Kagome-Chan really doesn't have that last time I checked...))

"I now dub thee Junior Heroes and give you full rights and privileges to enter the games." Phil said, reading the little paper he was holding. "Further-"

"Wait! What do you mean 'Junior Heroes'!" Irvine shouted.

"You haven't figured out what it means to be a true hero." Phil frowned.

"Well... What does it take?" Maria asked.

"Well, you'll have to figure that out for yourself, just the way that I did." Hercules smiled.

"Well, then we'll prove ourselves in the games!" Riku grinned evilly.

"I'm afraid there won't be any games for a while. I gotta clean up the mess from that last battle first."

"Alright! We'll be back!" Rachel said, clinging to Squall. "As long as you come to watch!"

"Go away!" Squall managed to loosen her grip and escape.

"Hey wait a second! I demand a prize! I defeated Cerberus on my own! I want some kind of prize!"

"Hey, I'm kinda lost." I kid's voice said, confused. "Think you can help me?"

Everyone turned to see Son Goku from Saiyuki standing with Hakuryu on his shoulder. They stood there staring for a minute, like time had frozen, then...

"GOKU!" Ame tackle hugged him. "I LOVE YOU!" She beamed at Phil. "He counts as a prize. I don't need anything now!"

"Um... Am I missing something? I haven't even introduced myself, and..." Goku frowned. "What do you mean 'prize'?"

"Nothing!" Ame said, still acting like a giddy fangirl. "I just love the great Son Goku!"

Everyone walked out of the building. They stopped.

"Wait a second... Where's Sanzo, and Hakkai? I could care less about Gojyo." Mike asked, taking Hakuryu and putting him on his shoulder. "I'll keep Hakuryu."

Selena walked over to Cloud, who was sulking on the steps. "I've been meaning to ask, what is your light?"

Cloud looked up. "I can't tell you that." He smiled.

"Well... I'm searching too..." She said truthfully. 'For a way to wake Alex and Luke up...' she thought.

Cloud smirked and handed her something. "Don't lose sight of it."

"Hey! How about a rematch some time? One-on-one! No dark powers involved!"

"I think I'll pass." And with that, Cloud left.

Selena smiled. "He's so nice..." She mumbled.

Hakuryu stared at Selena, flew over, and swallowed the Gummi ship. ((Kinda random and sudden, I know.))

"AIIEEEEEEEEE! HE ATE THE GUMMI!" Selena screeched.

"Um... I don't know why he did that..." Goku muttered, shocked.

"Hakuryu, can you turn into a Gummi Ship now?" Rachel asked.

Hakuryu nodded, and transformed into the huge ship. They all left on Hakuryu, and Jiminy Cricket wasn't crying, since Hakuryu steered himself.

Squall and everyone was there too. "Hey, um... Squall? Wanna come to our world?" Rachel asked.

"Sure. I'd love to see your world." Squall nodded.

"Great!" Rachel clung to his arm again.

"Get off of me!"

"Wait... 'Your world'?" Goku stared.

Ame explained the situation to Goku. "So, would you like to join us?"

"Is there great food like this involved?" Goku asked, slurping some of Ame's extremely salty instant ramen.

"Ugh... Ame? You're the only one I know who can make instant ramen taste bad..." Mike made a face.

"What do you mean? This is really good!" Ame and Goku said at the same time.

Tiffany started arguing with Joe. "No, even Ame cooks worse than you!"

"Um... Is she crazy?" Goku pointed to Tiffany.

"Just as crazy as everyone else here..." Riku sighed.

"Let me off this thing!" Irvine yelled, banging the doors. ((He gets air sick I guess...))

"Calm down bro..." Maria smiled.

"How can I calm down! Who says that dragon can even drive this ship!"

"Um... He can turn into a jeep and drive himself around that way..." Goku blinked. "Say... What's your world like Ame?"

Ame laughed and everyone started babbling about the random stuff that went on back home.

I hope you liked this fic! (especially you Kagome-Chan) It was fun putting in Hakuryu and Goku in! For those of you who don't know who Hakuryu, Goku, Sanzo, etc. are, they're from the anime Saiyuki. I'll do the dance sooner or later. Remember? They were gonna kidnap Squall and the others? Anyway, see you all later!