Masculine-Feminine?

Summary: AU Shuichi Shindou is just an average student in High School that aspires to be a Singer with a heavy crush on the famous Novelist, Eiri Yuki. But a curse gets in the way, and now Shuichi will turn into a girl everytime something something occurs that has to do with the Writer! What'll happen when Shuichi is taken in by Yuki when he's kicked out by his parents? CHAOS!

Warnings: T'is YAOI! The entire series is YAOI which is BOYxBOY! Plus this is an AU-Alternate Universe Fic! And uh…I don't know what else.

Disclaimer: I PWN STEFEN! Or I would if it weren't for his girlfriend….Not saying that I'm jealous, I'm just… --; Nevermind. I just don't own Gravitation either! XP

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By the way you guys, I try to update daily but the weekends are Me Time! XD So, I don't know if I'll update then. It's just a random epitomy if I happen to get the fifth chapter up then.

Chapter Four: My Dream Come True!… HOLD ON A MINUTE!

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I was about to lead him into the kitchen to make him some tea but strong arms wrapped around me from behind.

As I opened my mouth to protest, his lips caught mine.

"Don't go, I want to talk more. You remind me of Ryuichi."

I blinked. "Are you a fan of Sakuma-san?"

His hand trailed up my shirt. "You…could say that…" Tatsuha replied slyly.

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I quivered under Tatsuha's grip, for some reason, unable to fight back against the hand groping upwards. His hot breath flittered over my ear in a husky manner, rubbing slightly. I whimpered.

"N-No…Stop it. I don't even know you…"

"Yes you do. I'm Tatsuha, younger brother of Yuki."

As his hand lingered there on my left cheek, Tatsuha seemed displeased. I heard his voice mutter something along the lines of, 'Damn. Ryuichi doesn't have womanly boobs.' If this were in a normal and sane conversation over tea, I would've laughed. Really, I would've. But this was sexual interaction here.

I wondered what he was going to do next, but a sudden and sharp knocking at the door caused him to fall over. This was to my relief however, since now I felt all safe and secure. Hooray for me!

"Coming!"

Opening the door for the second time today, I was surprised to see a face that I actually remembered. Or knew for that matter. But it was one of the faces that I had to pretend for and I didn't like lying to my friends.

"H-Hello sir, how may I help you?"

A hand swept back his long red tresses. "Uhm…Yeah. I'm looking for my friend, Shuichi Shindou. I heard from his parents that he was kicked out and from a bystander that someone matching the same description was taken here."

I laughed nervously. "I'm sorry, but he's not here right now. I'm his cousin, Ichigo Shindou. If you want, I can take a message for him."

"Okay. Tell him please, that Hiroshi Nakano was here and that he said that Shuichi can bunk in."

I nodded curtly and he smiled. "Thank you and see you again sometime!"

As I shut the door, I could hear Tatsuha sigh. Facing him and raised a delicate bubble gum eyebrow, I asked a question in a curious tone.

"What are you sighing about? Weren't you just about to molest me?"

He laughed ruefully. "Was, but not anymore."

I sighed. "Thank god." He chuckled again and I disappeared into the kitchen. "Hey Tatsuha-san! Can you cook?"

Soon the dark haired teen waltzed into the kitchen as well, nearly toppling onto the table. "Yes…Can you?" I turned red in embarrassment and grumbled. Now I knew he was teasing me after this. "What? I can't hear you!" Seeing scarlet I found myself yelling in response.

"NO! I CAN'T COOK AT ALL!"

Falling into a heap on the ground, I started to sob. "I can't cook! I've never learned how and no one has ever taught me! So can't you see, I'M DOMESTICALLY CRIPPLED!" To my surprise, Tatsuha knelt beside me with a warm and caring glow in his eyes.

"I can teach you. Sheesh, that's all you have to say."

Though his voice was blunt and stand offish, I knew that for once, he meant well. Sticking my tongue out at him, he chuckled again. "My father and older sister taught me. I can do the same for you, for a price."

"O-Okay, what is it?" I gulped. Doing the nasty? Walking around naked? Call him my lover? My head was flooded with all the thoughts about what Tatsuha might make me do, and I nearly crumbled to the floor again. But I fell over with an entirely different reason.

"You have to let me stay here until Big Bro' gets home."

"What? Really? Is that all?" My jaw was dropped. Was this really his price? Can't say I wasn't relieved but I just couldn't help but compromise with the dumb-founded feeling that rang in one ear and out the back end.

"Well, yeah. He never lets me stay here, and when he does, it's never that long before I have to stay somewhere else or it's going back to Father."

I felt guilty now. "Oh, sorry about that." Then I rubbed the back of my head sheepishly. "I guess you can stay, but no funny stuff right?"

He nodded. "Deal." And with that he found where Yuki kept his 'cooking' outfit and began to do what the outfit meant. Cooking. It wasn't too long before the two of them were just eating calmly at the table. Shuichi had lost his appetite but still managed to pick at his food. Tatsuha noticed but decided not to touch the subject.

"So…Is there anything you'd like to be in life?"

"Well, I've been having this ambition for some time but the thing is that me and my cousin share the same dream."

The raven haired brother of Yuki's seemed startled. "Oh really? What do you want to be?"

"A singer. The two of us both want to sing under NG. But that must sound like a really stupid ambition huh?" I laughed at my own stupidity, but the thought that I may never achieve my goal made me die a little inside.

"If you wanted to be a singer than you should've told me that awhile ago. My sister's married to the guy that runs NG and I'm sure he'd test both you and your cousin to be new additions to the NG family."

My jaw dropped again. "You're brothers in law! Oh wow! That's so cool Tatsuha-san!"

His hand scratched at his scalp sheepishly. I couldn't tell either if his smile was modest or just pretending to be. "Yeah well, I resent Tohma for not introducing me to Ryuichi yet, and even more so, my sister. I believe that she just keeps telling me that she'll introduce us someday only to get me off her back. People these days. Feh."

So he did have relations with Tohma. If only I could tell him that I had met Ryuichi-san without the fear he would start trying to rip my clothes off as a punishment! I didn't want to lose my virginity to him! Nooo! I couldn't lose that to the likes of him!

So I lied. Much to my distress and dislike of lying as well. "Yeah well, being a Scrooge does seem like the way to go."

I don't think he heard me though. Tatsuha seemed lost in thought, rather deep thought indeed. I wondered what he was thinking about, perhaps Ryuichi as a pin-up model? Playboy model? Anything was possible with the power of IMAGINATION!

Ah, Imagination indeed was a good friend of mine.

"You know what, if you want Ichigo…I can get you signed up under NG's belt." He spoke, hand curled under his chin in a deep thinking manner.

"WHAT! REALLY!" I hung over him, rice grains dripping from my chin. "Can you really Tatsuha?" If I had some sort of tail, it would be wagging so fast that some people would mistake it for a rudder or a propellor.

"Yes I can! Just let me use the phone." He hopped out of his seat, grasped the home phone and hopped into Yuki's study room.

"Hey Tohma? It's Tatsuha."

"Yeah, I have two friends of mine that'd like to give it a shot for your label."

"You will? Really? Okay I'll be sure to let them know!"

A few moments later, the same raven haired teen came bounding out of the room. "I come bearing good news! Tohma-san says that you and your cousin can both try out!"

I was so overjoyed, it felt like I got high off too much pocky again. "Really? When!"

He laughed at my enthuisasm. "Tomorrow, conference stages A3 and B9. Same time, 3 PM."

Immediately I froze. "Uh…Uh…Hold on! I have to take a dump!" Before he could even answer, I sprinted into the nearest bathroom and locked the door. Now I was really in a pile of crap. Both Ichigo and I had to be somewhere at the same time on the same day. God, could this get any worse!

My stomach lurched and twisted with uncomfortable reactions. Either I was having a tummyache from not eating much, food poisoning, or I was just really nervous. Even maybe I really needed to take a dump.

After doing my business, I walked out calmly. Tatsuha seemed startled with my sudden tranquil state after hearing that I could try out and the fact that I called out my next action. I sat my butt down in the chair and after taking a deep drink, I sighed.

The Calm Before a Storm. "OH GOD! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!" I clutched at my head tightly, forgetting the fact that there was someone in the room still. Hitting my head on the table repeatedly, I continued to berate myself.

"OH. Oww. CRAP. Oww. WHAT. Oww. DO. Oww. I. Oww. DO! I can't be in the same place at the same time! What do I doooooo!"

"Uh…Ichigo? What do you mean 'same place, same time?'"

My amethyst eyes trailed up to him in surprise.

Oh snap.

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I LIVE! –sighs- Sorry about not updating yesterday. Homework got the best of me. N . n;

Yuki: I thought it was because I had to wrap up before my deadline…

That too. –sticks tongue out- Now everyone shut up and, MACARENA! –dances- Believe it or not, I typed this entire chapter while listening to Macarena on a Repeat Loop! Drove everyone batty!

Shuichi: Review so she won't do it again!

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