The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: yo, sup people?

Gaara: acting like jakcie...

ILI: so?

Gaara: well i hate you both so that would bother me

ILI: take off you hoser!

Gaara??

ILI: its from this movie from Canada i saw

Gaara: oh...

ILI: now, my CO writer would like to make a book announcement. i think that every chapter from now, either me or him will put down a good book to read!

Alien26: And for those of you looking for a good book to read, try Animal Farm. Even though its about a revolution in an animal farm, it actually is representing the Russian Revolution and how communism was started. It's a very good book.

ILI: so now you know that the Keys To The Kindgom series is good and Animal Farm! So go out and read! Did you know if you read 20 books a year, it is told to raise your reading levle?

Itachi: why would we care?

ILI: take off, you knob!

Itachi: go Canada!

Kiara Adachi: thanks! keep R&R!

MikoHatome: thanks!

tentenrox: lol i'm glad you think so

Depr355i0NG4l: here you go!

Alien26: its ok! really! gaara just has a temper problem but we're looking into it :)

Princess Shadowcat: go pandas!

nightmare car: oh my...lol

digitalcat17: they where sitting by the emo people? that's nere where dad and uncle max sit! but they're not emo...well max isn't...lol whoosh! lateness! i nned to know what julie lables us as...most likely therandom peoplebut i'll still ask...

Disclamer: meno own

and an extra bigthank you to Alien26 for putting up with me! he should get payed...really

"The next match": Then, Anko started acting like one of those referees from a boxing match, complete with uniform and microphone. "In the red corner: weighing in at
250 fists-in-your-face, and personally trained by our great Hokage Tsunade-sama herself: the pink-haired kunoichi, the cherry blossom of doom! Haruno Sakura!" Silence reigned. Crickets chirped. "And in the blue corner: Weighing in at 135 pounds, it's a name you'd rather not hear! The one, the only…"

"GET ON WITH IT!" everybody yelled. Anko sweat-dropped and quickly changed back to her regular clothing.

"Bottom line: Haruno Sakura vs. Suzuki Shingen. OK? God!"

Shingen had forest green hair and equally green eyes. His attire was a t-shirt that read in yellow letters Otaku. He had black jeans and black boots. He had wrist blades as well as blades that extended from his wrist sideways. (Co-AN: If you do not like the costume too bad. Deal with it.)

Anko started the match and jumped out of the way. Sakura started off by making two copies of her self with the clone Jutsu. They all charged at Shingen. One clone was sliced up. Another met the same fate. But they were just used to confuse Sakura's opponent. Before Shingen had time to react, Sakura's fist connected with his face. His body traveled all the way to the wall and created a crater.

"Winner! Haruno Sakura!" Anko shouted.

"Thats my star pupil," Tsunade smirked.

"Was my student before yours," Kakashi muttered under his breath.

"Now the next match is this: Yamanaka Ino vs. Gaara!" Anko yelled.

"WHAT!" everyone yelled.

"Just kidding," Anko said, grinning impishly. Ino started making plans about killing Anko afterwards. "Its Ino vs. Chiba Miharu."
(Co-AN: Ok, WAY too lazy to describe Miharu, so USE YOUR IMAGINATION! (Creates a rainbow.))

Anko raised her hand and threw it down in the air. Miharu started the match by slamming his hands to the ground. The ground shook, and suddenly a pillar of earth tried smashing Ino into a pancake. Ino barely dodged it, before coming face to face with another pillar. Three other pillars after the first two tried to achieve the same goal. Miharu slammed his hands to the ground again, and the pillars quickly shifted into a large earth prison. Ino tried punching the prison with all her might, but instead made her hands dripping with blood. Suddenly, Miharu appeared inside the prison and began close quarters combat with Ino. Unfortunately, the kunoichi was losing.

Bruised, bleeding, and straining to stand up, Ino looked like a mess. There was no way she could withstand another assault and survive. Miharu saw this and jumped back away from Ino. He created a few hand signs and slammed his palms onto the ground once more. The earth prison began to close in on Ino. The space was getting smaller and smaller. Eventually she would be crushed if it wasn't for her quick observation that she could stop this. Since Miharu was in the same prison as she was, he wouldn't get away fast enough for her attack. She placed her hands in the signs for her trademark Jutsu: "Shintenshin no Jutsu" she yelled.

Ino's body slumped. Miharu suddenly shivered, and the earth prison stopped closing in. Then, Miharu raised his hand and declared, "I, Chiba Miharu, resign from this fight!"

"Winner by default! Yamanaka Ino!" Sakura squealed with delight. Shikamaru smiled.

(And now for the remainder of the OC battles!... ok, Im bored. Now we switch to the pink panda licking a leaf. Four hours later Ok, were done and now, lets move on to the FINALS!)

"Our first match for the finals:" Anko shouted. "Uchiha Sasuke vs. Gaara of the Desert!"