Chapter 11: Pokemon Jungle

Summer vacation has just started, so expect a ton of updates from me.

"Stiney! Will you stop playing that game?" A boy's mother called.

"No way! I wanna catch a Missingno!" Stiney replied, accessing his pack in his game.

"Alright! Just go to bed when you're done!"

Stiney sighed in annoyance as yet ANOTHER Ultra Ball failed to catch the strange creature. "Man... I wish there was a master ball shop... My stupid friend won't give me back my Game Shark..." There was a beep from the Game Boy. "What the...? A KH Ball...? Isn't that the game my cousin, Selena's obsessed with?" He selected it. "Oh well, out of Ultra Balls anyways."

There was a bright light and Stiney vanished, along with the badly made wooden Pokeball that he had in his lap.

"Make sure you buy supplies." Squall said when everyone was back in Traverse Town. He had just managed to get Rachel to stop hanging on him. "You don't want to go to the next world unprepared."

Selena nodded understandingly. "There's no where to get any potions and stuff in the Deep Jungle."

Stephanie grinned. "Speaking of the Deep Jungle, I made a costume!" She held up a leopard suit.

Everyone died laughing. "That looks so stupid!"

Ame grinned. "I wonder what's going to happen in the Deep Jungle." She said, grinning.

"Uh... Didn't you get there in KH?" Mike asked.

"Yeah, but I meant what randomness I shall create!" Ame said, grinning even more.

Maria rolled her eyes. "Let's just go."

"I wanna see the jungle!" Irvine shouted.

Rachel looked pleadingly at Squall. "Are you SURE you don't want to come?"

"I'd go anywhere if you weren't there." Squall said simply.

"Come on. Joe is getting bored." Tiffany sighed, grabbing Rachel's arm.

"I wanna stay with Squall!" Rachel cried, pulling away.

Mike dragged Rachel onto the ship. "I'm going to be sick..."

Hakuryu took off and they flew to the Deep Jungle.

Goku and Ame were once again eating extremely salty Ramen that no one else could eat. "This is really good Ame!" Goku cried happily. "This instant Ramen rocks!"

"I don't know how you can eat that..." Irvine sighed, making a face.

"My cooking is good! If you keep complaining, I shall force you to eat my homemade riceballs!" Ame threatened.

Strangely, no one heard Irvine talk after that...

"Hey! I wanna drive!" Riku said suddenly.

"What? Let Hakuryu drive." Tiffany said, calmly eating her packed lunch.

"Aw... I wanna drive though! It looks like fun!" Riku grabbed the controls.

"Riku! Stop!" Everyone cried. The ship started spinning out of control. "AHHHHHH!"

Selena fell into the old tree house. "Ow... Note to self, murder Riku." She stared around. "Anyone here?" Selena yelled, but there was no response. "Darn..."

There was a sudden noise, and Hakuryu landed on her shoulder. "Oh! You scared me!" Selena uttered in relief.

A leopard pounced and almost landed on top of Selena.

"So there you are!" Selena pulled out the Angelblade. "You'd actually hurt a fellow kitty and a cat lover?" She had to make fun of the leopard suit, even if it was cute...

The leopard tackled and tried to scratch Selena.

"You missed!" Selena hit the animal full force in the head with her sword.

The leopard collapsed to the ground. Selena went a little closer to finish it off, but the beast jumped up to finish her.

Suddenly, a blue and green wooden ball hit the creature the head, and Tarzan and a boy with shoulder length blonde hair jumped down from the rafters. "Aww... It wasn't a Pokemon..." The boy announced, catching what looked like a mutated Pokeball when it bounced back.

The leopard jumped away.

The boy looked at her. "Hey Selena! Nice pajamas! Why are you wearing in the... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

"Stiney? What are you doing here cous?" Selena asked, turning bright red.

"Easy! I caught a Missingno! Er... I think I did... I got a weird ball and tried to catch the whacko blocks, but then there was a weird light... I don't know if I got it or not... Look! I made friends with the missing link!" He did some strange handshake and then they both said, "Dude!"

"I can't believe it..." Selena said annoyed. "Have you seen Mike or my friends?"

"Can't say I have. Only a bunch of Rattata."

"Wait... THERE ARE POKEMON!"

"Of course! I wanna see a Haunter!"

"Why...?"
"BECAUSE THAT'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER!" Stiney glared. "Do you really not know your own cousin?"

"Uh... Let's see... We only see each other once a year because you live in Texas!" Selena glared. "Come on! We need to find everyone."

"So..." Stiney said, trying to lighten the mood. "Er... Who are we looking for...?"

"Let's see..." Selena listed everyone and said what they looked like.

"Goku? Son Goku? SON GOKU OF SAIYUKI!" Stiney said in shock. "Wait... I don't even know who that is..."

"Ugh..." Selena shook her head. "Let's just look for the others!"

They followed Tarzan to the campsite. Selena grabbed the ridiculously easy to find slides, and they walked into the tent.

"Oh!" Jane turned around. "Hello Tarzan! And who's this?" She asked.

"My name's Selena and this is Stiney."

"Oh! So you speak English! You're obviously not related to Tarzan... Are you here to study the Gorillas?"

"Highly doubtful." Clayton walked in, followed by the rest of the group.

"Guys!" Selena ran up to them. "Are you alright?" She looked at Riku, and then ignored him.

"A circus of clowns! No use in hunting Gorillas." Clayton laughed.

"Mr. Clayton! We're studying them, not hunting them! This is research!" Jane cried in surprise.

"What about those creatures with the bizarre powers?" Clayton snapped. "They're dangerous!"

"Er... They're Pokemon!" Stiney muttered.

"So you know what they are?" Jane said, impressed.

"Yeah! I'm a Pokemon trainer!" Stiney showed his Pokeball.

"Um... Why's it green on top and blue on the bottom...?" Rachel asked.

"And why does it have a d instead of a P?" Tiffany stared.

"And why is it colored in marker?" Mike asked, not impressed.

Irvine stared at it. "And why is it wood-"

"OK! Enough questions about the result of my budget cut!" Stiney interrupted.

Ame ran outside. "MUST SWING ON VINES!" She yelled, climbing a random tree.

Tiffany ran out after her. "Hey! Get off my pets!" She hugged the tree. "Don't hurt Bob!"

Ame swung on a vine and went face first into a tree behind Stiney.

In a quick reaction, Stiney threw his Pokeball at her. "Whoops... Sorry..."

Ame caught the ball. "Don't through pathetic attempts of cosplay at me!" She growled, handing it back to Stiney.

Stiney cringed under her glare. ((Remember the Coliseum, people.)) "Geez! Sorry!"

"Cool! A ghost!" Tiffany pointed at a Haunter.

"Sweet!" Stiney shrieked out of pure joy. He threw the wooden orb at it, but the Haunter faded away. "Darn! I missed!"

"Since when have you been so obsessed with Pokemon...?" Mike asked.

"How'd you get here anyway?" Riku inquired.

"I've been playing the dumb game for a while, and I tried to catch Missingno." Stiney explained.

Everyone rolled their eyes.

"I'm sorry! Please stop ignoring me!" Riku begged.

"You made us crash, and you gave my cousin an opening to make fun of my costume." Selena growled. She pulled the leopard head hood off. "Come on! We have to find Kuro!"

"What do you mean?" Maria asked. "Who's Kuro?"

"Who he is isn't important. I didn't mention it before, but he was in the tree house! I'm sure of it!" Selena yelled.

"Really?" Riku grinned. "That's great! Then you were wrong about him!"

Selena shook her head. "I know I'm right, but still... We should find him!"

"We have been in this for some time, but we have yet to encounter this friend of yours." Clayton walked up to them. "I'd wager they're with the gorillas, but Tarzan refuses to take us to them."

Jane was shocked. "Mr. Clayton! Tarzan wouldn't-"

"Than take us to them! Take us to the gorillas! Go-ri-llas."

Tarzan looked at Stiney, and then nodded.

"Tarzan... Are you sure?" Jane asked.

"Tarzan speak to Kerchak." Tarzan smiled.

"Kerchak?"

"Ah! He must be the leader!" Clayton said. "Perfect! I'll go as an escort! After all, the jungle can be a dangerous place." He grinned.

Stiney grabbed Selena's hood before she left. "I've played this level before! Can I come along?"

"Um... Don't you even care that we're going after some DANGEROUS person?" Selena whispered.

"Not really. Besides, it'll give me a great chance to catch Haunter!"

"Ugh... Alright! You can come!" Selena turned to leave again.

"One more thing!" Stiney grabbed her hood again. "Why's Riku with us? Shouldn't Sora or someone be with us? And who's Kuro?"

"WILL YOU STOP GRABBING MY HOOD!" Selena shouted, making everyone jump. "HOW OLD ARE YOU! 2 or 14!"

"Uh..." He counted on his fingers. "This many!" He said, holding up 14 fingers. "Huh?" He saw the Haunter next to him. "HAUNTER!" He threw his poor excuse for a Pokeball, but it disappeared while sticking its tongue out at him.

"That was... rigid and British..." Clayton said, with an anime sweat drop. ((Don't ask. My cousin came up with it. Even I don't understand the logic behind it...))

"THAT'S MY LINE!" Mozzeltov Watson shouted. ((Cousin's character. Don't ask again...))

"WHO ARE YOU!" Everyone shouted.

"Uh... You didn't see me, OK?" Mozzeltov disappeared.

Ame beamed. "That was completely and utterly random!"

"Yum... Utterly cream..." Stiney drooled.

"What's with him?" Irvine asked.

"I think it's an ice cream flavor in Texas..." Rachel whispered back.

"You know what? You can leave!" Stiney shouted, throwing a pillow at her.

"Where'd you get the pillows?" Maria stared.

"Over there." He pointed to a pile of chickens.

"..." Tiffany watched the chickens cluck a few times. "I SHALL TEACH THEM HOW TO CLUCK THE LLAMA SONG!" She yelled, scaring the hens away.

"You know..." Mike said, obviously enjoying Tiffany's chasing of the fowl, "we should find the monkey king..."

"But we have Goku!" Ame shouted. "He IS the son of the monkey king!"

"I think he meant Kerchak!" Stiney snapped.

"I SAY HE MEANT GOKU!"

"KERCHAK!"

"GOKU!"

"KERCHAK!"

"GOKU!"

A few hours later...

"GOKU!"

"KERCHAK!"

"Break it up you 2!" Riku finally shouted, dragging them out of the tent. There was a loud whacking sound as he hit them both on the head with the Soul Reaper.

"Doesn't matter! I'm the King of Random!" Stiney declared, sticking his tongue out at her. ((Not a good idea...))

"Eh!" Riku shouted. "Not again!"

"WHAT! I'M THE RULER OF RANDOM! YOU CAN'T BE IT!" Ame screeched.

"Oh yeah? Well I have a badge!" Stiney held up a star with the words 'sheriff' scribbled out and replaced with the word 'King'.

"OH YEAH! I GOT A T-SHIRT WITH THE WORD!" She pointed at her shirt, which said R4ND0M QU33N ((Random Queen)) written on it in Typo marker.

"I think that Typo marker affected your spelling..." Stiney laughed.

Selena came out and hit them both on the head, a lot harder than Riku did. "Shut up! Both of you!" She yelled. "Let's just find Kerchak!"

"See! I WAS right!" Stiney snickered.

"NO! I'VE BEEN BETRAYED!" Ame ran in a circle and ran into a tree.

Everyone got an anime sweat drop.

"Uh... Shall we go?" Clayton asked, turning toward the Lagoon.

TBC!

Stiney is based loosely (yeah right!) off of my cousin Jimmy. He also helped me write most of this chapter and the randomness in it. (or the stuff Stiney did...)

Yes, more torture. TBCs aren't that bad, are they? (Alright, so they are.) I wanted to post this up as soon as possible. Especially because my random fans might attack me...