The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: yo again

Gaara: hn...

ILI: i got to go so very quickly, another good book is The Thief Lord

Itachi: hn...

Princess Shadowcat: lol... i think

Disclamer: not mine, ok?


"Welcome to the main matches of Chuunin exams!" Tsunade said the next day. The arena was filled with members of every village. "The first match today is Gaara of the Desert vs. Uchiha Sasuke!" The whole place erupted with cheers and boos.

Then the new ref, Genma, came on the arena.

Sasuke and Gaara walked in the idle of the huge fighting arena. "Now," Genma said. "The rules of the final rounds are the same. Just to remind you of what they are, no Jutsu is forbidden, also all advanced bloodlines are allowed. You fight until one of you dies or I say the match is over, understand?" The two nodded. "Very well, begin!" Genma threw his hands down and jumped out of the way.

Sasuke starred by jumping back a bit. Gaara's sand was already out and buzzing around him. Sasuke took out a few shuriken and threw them at Gaara. A sand Gaara popped up and caught the throwing stars between its sandy fingers.

Sasuke ran towards the sand Gaara. As he ran, the sand look-a-like blasted sand from its chest, aimed for the Uchiha survivor.

Sasuke's eyes winded in shocked and he jumped out of the way. In the air, Sand Gaara blasted some sand at Sasuke but he threw more shurikan, deflecting the sand.

'God its cold!' Gaara thought bitterly. 'Why does it have to be winter? You wouldn't even thing the Land of Fire would HAVE winter! I have the winter…hey! Like Mark from Rent! He said I hate the fall! Ha! I'm good…oh ya.'

Sasuke turned in mid-air and kicked Sand Gaara's arms. They denigrated (sp?) and then re-grew. Sasuke fell but was able to use his hands to turn and spin up. Automatically, he brought his broken wrist to Sand Gaara's neck. Sand Gaara looked slightly shocked but then smirked as the sand started to cover Sasuke's arm. Sasuke took his other arm and hit Sand Gaara. He fall apart and didn't come back together.

Sasuke then ran towards Gaara but some sand shout up and blocked Sasuke's fist. Sasuke smirked and disappeared. Gaara gasped. Gaara turned around and there was Sasuke. He pulled his fist back and punched Gaara. He could have sworn that he was the shadow of Rock Lee behind the Uchiha.

He flew backward, his sand going with him. After the dust cleared, Gaara got up and glared at Sasuke. But Sasuke stayed in fighting stance. "Come," he said to Gaara. Gaara stood and automatically Sasuke ran towards him and kicked him up. Gaara flew backwards again.

As Gaara got up, Sasuke ran around him so he only looked like a black wisp. The sand turned into a ring and rose off the ground a few inches.

Sasuke then ran towards the sand and was able to do a flip and get over it.

He kicked Gaara in the face and before he fell, Sasuke grabbed Gaara's sash and the strap to his gourd. He then raised his knee and smashed it into Gaara stomach.

Sasuke then backed off. Gaara was on his knees, breathing heavily, his 'skin' chipping off. He slowly got up and formed some hand seals. "Sphere of Sand!" Gaara said as the sand rose up and formed a sphere shape.

"Ooo… this isn't good…" Temari said in a worried tone.

"Like I've said," Kankuro said, "Gaara is nuts and only cares about himself and will do anything to win a battle."

Soon the only part Sasuke could see of Gaara was his eye. Sasuke ran towards that hole but it closed and hard spikes shout out, cutting Sasuke.

He tried throwing some shuriken and kunais at the sphere but it didn't work. 'Why is it hard?' Sasuke asked himself. Suddenly, a hole opened from the sphere. Sasuke could see something moving inside, something big. Then he was able to see an eye and it wasn't the normal light green eye of Gaara but a sandy colored eye with a star like pupil.

Sasuke gasped as about 20 lines of sand shout out at once then the whole closed up. Sasuke was able to dodge all of them.

Then he ran backwards, towards the wall. Then he did some flips and ran up the wall. Once he was a good distance up, he performed some hand seals and the blueish white light of Chidori formed.

He activated his Sharingan as the light grew and almost looked evil in the light of the lighting blade.

A huge hole was being formed in the wall where the Chidori was. When Sasuke thought it was good, he pulled his left arm back, causing more wall to fall. He ran down the wall and then stuck his arm into the sand sphere. He cried out in pain as he tried to push his arm into the sand. Then he was pushed back, his bandages unraveling from his hand.

He winced in pain and gripped his wrist. The sphere fell apart and Gaara was standing there, breathing heavily, a hand over his bloody chest.

Sasuke smirked in satisfaction but when Gaara opened his eyes Sasuke gasped. They where no longer light green but the same sandy color with the stared shape pupil. Gaara smirked and the wound closed. Sasuke noticed that his teeth where longer and sharper.

'Is that the demon inside him?' Sasuke wondered.

Suddenly Gaara's nails got longer and he grew a big sandy looking tail with purple wisps. He looked down at his hands and shirked. "Now Uchiha," Gaara said in a weird voice that sounded like a mix of his own and a demonic voice, "Prepare to die. I need…blood!"

The tail wisped around and hit Sasuke, forcing him to hit the wall of the arena. The force knocked his headband off and a trail of blood came from his scalp. Sasuke coughed and grabbed his stomach, sure that broke some ribs.

Gaara walked towards Sasuke and wiped the blood from his face with his index finger. It seemed to be absorbed into his skin. Sasuke seemed too weak to move. Gaara smiled and took out a kunai. He cut Sasuke's arm with it. Sasuke winced.

Gaara put his hand to the cut but then pulled back. "Ouch! What the…" Gaara's hand was steaming. He tired again but the same thing happened. Sasuke's wound started glowing and closed.

Right above where Gaara cut him, a star tattoo appeared. The Uchiha symbol was in the center of the star. Sasuke opened his eyes and the Sharingan was still activated but instead of his eyes being blood red, they where milky white, like a Hyuuga eye but with 3 teardrops in the center.

Gaara took a few steps back from Sasuke, clearly scared. Sasuke got up and tied his headband back on. He then vanished then came up behind Gaara and punched him the stomach so hard, everyone was sure that they heard something crack. Gaara slammed into the wall and coughed up some blood. Sasuke ran towards him again but Gaara was just able to make it out of the way. Good thing too because the wall shuddered under Sasuke touch.

"Well that's weird," Gai said.

"You THINK?" Zabuza asked.

"WORRY NOT YOUTHFUL ZABUZA!" Gai yelled. Kakashi smacked himself in the forehead. "I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ID WORNG WITH THE YOUTHFUL SASUKE BUT IT SEEMES THAT HE IS FASTER THEN THE YOUTHFUL LEE WITHOUT HIS WEIGHTS ON AND MYSELF COMBINED AND STRONGER THEN THE HOKAGE HERSELF!"

"YOUTHFUL?" Naruto yelled. "THAT OLD HAG! HAHAHA! YOUR SO FUNNY GAI-SENSEI!"

Sasuke was able to grab Gaara by the ankles. He spun him around and let go. Gaara flew across the arena and his head hit the wall with great force.

"Shouldn't someone stop him!" Temari asked in a high-pitched voice. "Sasuke could kill him!"

"They won't go anything unless Genma orders it," Kakshi said.

"Damn!"

After a few horrible painful blows, Gaara didn't get up again. His tail disappeared and his nails shrunk.

"Is he dead?" Kankuro asked. But then he saw Gaara's chest rise and fall slowly.

"Winner! Uchiha Sasuke!" Genma yelled. Sasuke smirked evilly then his eyes went back to normal, he gasped and passed out. Genma ordered two med-nins to come and they carried the two to the hospital wing.