The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: yo

Gaara: sup?

ILI: you know, jackie pointed out to me that i wasn't nameing the authors ofthe books i was naming! so here they are!
The Keys to the Kingdom, either Mister Monday, Grim Tuesday, Drowned Wendsday, or Sir Thurday -so far-: by Garth Nix
Animal Farms by George Orwell
Hoot by Carl Hiaasen
Thief Lord by Cornelia Funke

Gaara: any new books?

ILI: yes. another good one is TTYL by Lauren Myracle but i bet only girls would like it but boys might too. TTYL also had a sequal, TTFN but i haven't gotten a chance to read that one yet casue i'm still reading Sir Thursday.

Gaara: ... your a slow reader

ILI: am not! i just don't want to finish cause Lady Friday hasn't come out yet

Gaara: suuuuuuuure

Itachi: shut up now

nightmare car: you like to destory things, don't you? lol

digitalcat17: yes chapties! yes i know my spelling sucks. working will commence! huzaah! and screw max and alex! go emo people!

Alien26: thank...you! i would like to thank the academy!

Neko Tenten: i'm sorry neji had to loose! but if you countiune to read my stories, in my sequal, i'll think you'll be happy on how neji does! -

TrunksgirlBlaze27: ya there are a lot of fighting chapters but after exams, which are almost done, there will only be one more...i think

MikoHatome: thanks!

Disclamer: no me no own

and an extra big thanks to Alien26 for helping me and putting up with all my crap! he typed this chapter with only very small revisions by me! he is truly the better writer and thanks to him, you can enjoy the horried bloodyness of exams! yay bloodyness!

Genma approached the ring. "Now, we shall move on to our next match!" he announced. But before he could utter another word -BOOM! - Suddenly a wall of the ring was destroyed. Out of the smoke and falling debris came a tank? The tank grinded to a stop, allowing everyone to stare at it in wonder. Then, the hatch opened up, and out popped Wesley wearing a WWII German helmet and goggles over the helmet.

"Guten Tag!" he yelled, "Which means in German, Good day!" He hopped down the tank and proceeded into the crowd section. Then he started talking to himself. "We're not going to get in trouble!" he said to nothing. "Screw Snape and his detention! I don't care if he stops me from graduating! Which he might because he's a teme." He paused. "I don't care if it is on tape!" Another pause. "I was most likely going to get more detentions! Now let's watch!"

Genma cleared his throat. "As I was saying, the next match is: Uzumaki Naruto vs. Kawazoe Takumi."

"WOO-HOO! GO NARUTO!" screamed the twenty year old. Silence reigned. A cricket chirped quietly. Everyone stared at him strangely, and then turned to the ring.

"Be careful, Naruto-kun," Hinata said worryingly. Naruto simply grinned.

"Thanks Hinata! Don't worry, I will be!" Then, he walked to the center of the ring. His opponent, Takumi, was smiling cruelly and cracking his knuckles. Genma raised his hand, threw it down, and then jumped out of the way.

Naruto jumped back a few feet and created his favorite seal, forming ten clones of himself. They all charged at Takumi, who now had his headband pulled up to reveal his stolen Hyuuga eye. He counterattacked by swiping his foot of one clone and using it to strike another. Both disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Then, he took the Gentle Fist Stance and struck three more clones dead center in the chest. The last five all took positions around him, and jumped into the air to attack him. They all struck simultaneously. But what they hit was a wall of charka that surrounded Takumi. He spun around in place, and the wall of charka deflected the Naruto clones out of the way, destroying their existence.

Every Hyuuga watching was shocked. How had a non-Hyuuga ninja learned their secrets? It was near impossible for that to happen. Even Naruto stood rooted to the ground. Takumi looked at him, his cold eyes piercing through his.

"Now you see why I cannot be defeated, at least by the likes of you," he said, smiling evilly.

"Never judge people at first glance," Naruto replied, "because they might kick your sorry ass!" He now created twenty clones of himself and they all charged at Takumi. Takumi knew he had to use his Kaiten wisely in order to defeat the horde once more.

He took the Hyuuga fighting stance once more and started fighting. Takumi's arms were a blur of fast movements in order to defeat the Naruto clones. Disposing of all of them took nearly a minute of fighting (Co-AN: I understand that a minute of fighting may not seem very long to the average person, but when you're in the fight, one minute can last an eternity if you're on the receiving end of an onslaught). Executing his Kaiten once more on the last three clones, Takumi started panting. That last attack had slowly drained most of his stamina, and both fighters knew this information. However, Naruto was also gasping for air. There was only one thing left to do. He formed his favorite seal once more, only creating five clones.

Takumi smirked. "Is that the best you can muster?" he chuckled a bit before charging and destroying one of the clones. Suddenly, he felt one of the clones kicking him in the head. "No, this is!" Naruto and his squadron quickly got in position. Four of them simultaneously kicked Takumi into the air, shouting, "U-ZU-MA-KI!" The fifth allowed the original Naruto to jump into the air, and he landed a fist into Takumi's face.
"NARUTO RENDAN!" Takumi hit the ground hard. He tried to get up, his head rising an inch from the ground, but he failed, and it hit the ground again. Genma checked his pulse, and then turned to face the crowd.

"Winner! Uzumaki Naruto!" The crowd went wild. They had seen how well he had done at the last Chuunin exam, so they started cheering sooner than before. Naruto could only feel proud of himself that he had passed the Chuunin exam finally as he ran back to the balcony for the competitors.

When he arrived, a very proud-looking Hinata was waiting.

"Good job, Naruto-kun," she said, and then she ran up to him to hug him tightly. He returned the embrace, and they would have stayed like that if it weren't for Sakura clearing her throat loudly. Naruto looked annoyed as he broke the embrace.

"Don't think you're any different! I saw you kissing Sasuke all over him at the infirmary!" With that said, Sakura couldn't help but blush.

"Oh yeah, forgot about that!" She rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly.