I'm sure you're all wondering why the chappy's called this, but sadly, I WON'T TELL YOU! GWAHAHAHAHA!
Riku: In a non-hyper person, read. She just a ton of sugar Help me...
RainingHeart: I updated.
Tolea: I hear ya. I have an annoying bro too.
Rachel: I don't really need L337 translation. After all, who taught you one of the greatest languages of all?
PristessgurlYuna2005: I'm updating right now. I'm glad you like the stories though!
Tiffany/My Blood Spills for You Tonight: Don't hurt yourself, k? Anywho, yes, we're going home and then we're heading to Traverse Town. I'm sorry I made you seem normal, but I think that just about ANYONE would be normal compared to Rachel and Ame… Homework has tried to eat me, too. Here (hands you a torch/gun thing) This is what I use.
Pyro Wolf: Cool! PLUSHIE! AND IT'S RIKU! (is obsessed with Riku, if you couldn't tell) And I updated. Gimme another plushie! GUAHAHAHA! (I R insane. :-)
That's it for reviews? Aw… This'll be the last time I answer reviews like this for this fic. It will now be through the reply button thing.
"All right, this is the last week the park's open, so there shouldn't be any lines to anything but kiddy land!" Selena said, looking at the map.
"Why would there be lines in Kiddy Land?" asked Riku.
"Because that's where our evil twins work!" yelled Tiffany and their friend Midget, yanking out fans with the kanji for "Baka" ((idiot)) on it. Midget had short blonde hair and was just as insane as Tiffany, though Riku didn't know that yet...
For the outing to the Amusement Park, they had dragged Squall out of Traverse Town; Riku and Goku had come willingly. Though no one seemed to recognize the three of our "make believe" buddies, many girls passing whispered to each other about how cute or hot they were.
"I vote we go to the Buggy Car Ride first!" Ame shouted.
"But that's educational!" Mike complained. "Plus, you remember what happened LAST time."
"So?" she asked. "We're here to have fun, right?"
So they all wen to the ride where you drive old fashion cars around a track. They all paired up, Rachel with Squall, Selena with Riku, Tiffany and Midget, Maria and Irvine, Goku and Mike, and Ame was by herself for safety reasons. Stephanie had decided to film the entire thing because she thought it would be funny.
The ride started, and it went like it typically did: you couldn't steer, random couples ahead of the group were kissing, and Ame was somehow managing to drive like a maniac, just like normal. ((if you've ever read KuroKagome's fic, Chronicles of a Psychopath, you'd understand what the "just like normal" was referring to. I had to put it in, since she IS the creator or Ame. YAY BLATANT ADVERTISING!)) Ame drove off of the track and ran over a couple of the plastic people standing near the fake old gas station.
When the ride was over, they put an official ban on Ame from ever riding it again. "Ooooo... Officiallish!" said Ame, Tiffany, and Midget at the same time.
"Don't you guys get it?" asked Irvine. "It means she can't come back!"
"So? It's officiallish!"
"Give it up Irvine. These guys are too insane to understand," said Squall, shaking his head. "What are we going to go on next?"
Rachel pointed to The Flaming Dragon, ((I made up the roller coaster. If a real one does exist, it's complete coincidence)) the largest roller coaster in the park. "That one!"
Selena looked at the metal giant nervously. "Um... Are you sure about that one?" she asked, eyes widening to the size of dinner plates. When Riku raised an eyebrow at her, she laughed apprehensively. "I'm not really a fan of roller coasters."
"Are you sure you want to go on then?" he asked.
"Yeah! Let's go!" she went ahead of them.
After the ride, Selena could hardly walk in a straight line.
"Are you ok Selena?" mumbled Maria.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Selena answered, but if it were an anime, she'd obviously have swirly eyes.
"My turn to pick!" Stephanie called from the line to the Ferris Wheel.
"NO!" shrieked Rachel.
"What's with her?" Goku whispered to Mike.
"She's afraid of the Ferris Wheel," he explained. "Been that way since we first met her at that fair when she was crying about the stupid ride."
Squall grinned. "So that means she'll be leaving me alone, right?"
"Basically. She's petrified," said Midget.
Squall was extremely happy when they went on the ride, thinking Rachel would be too scared to do anything, but it seemed that she wouldn't let go of his arm. You could hear her screaming from a few boxes away. Once they got off, Rachel glanced around. "I'm hungry."
"Hey! Let's hit up our evil twins for lunch money!" Midget suggested.
"Yeah! That would work if we can reach them!" Tiffany nodded. "They always have swarms of people who don't realize their evilness!"
They wandered over to Kiddy Land, where the lines went on forever. In front of the crowd stood Midget and Tiffany look-alikes, but what was freaky was the fact they were wearing bright pink with lighter pink dots all over the skirt. It seemed that everyone in the crowd was watching them as closely as possible.
"Hello, my wonderful sister!" they said, hugging their respective twin. Looking up, they noticed Riku, Squall, and Goku. "My, who are these handsome young gentlemen and kids?"
Squall, noticing that everyone in the group except the 3 Bishies, Maria, and Irvine were muttering about evil Mary-sues, introduced everyone and himself, making sure to leave out anything about Kingdom Hearts and his world in general.
"Oh wow! So there are, like, people on this planet that's are like, like the Kingdom Hearts cast!" said Midget's look-alike. "My name's Fehmalie, Midget's sister, and this is, like, Tiffany's twin, Mary-Sue!" ((The first name, get rid of the h and i and you'll get it. You can get the second without much trouble.))
More hisses and glares from the others. Goku ignored them, and with the sad puppy eyes, begged for lunch money. He couldn't do the sad puppy eyes properly, since he IS the Monkey King's son, but it had the desired effect.
"Of course we'll give our bestest friends money! Here's $100 bucks! You'll even get a discount at the food places! If you need more, just call!" Fehmalie made the hand signal for a cell phone.
"I don't understand why you say they're evil," Maria commented as they sat down to eat at the Medieval Café in the Dragon Section of the park. "Your twins seemed nice to me."
"Makes me wonder who the real evil ones are," said Squall under his breath.
"I get why you don't like them. It's cause they're Mary-Sues, right?" asked Riku.
"Bingo! I mean, it's even one of their names!" Rachel nodded.
"Why's the one named Fehmalie?" inquired Irvine.
"Huh? It's because that's the name they gave her at the hospital," clarified Midget. "You know, 'FEMALE'"
Everyone collapsed in fits of laughter, including Mike.
"It's time," said a cold voice outside of the café. A women with long black hair and glowing yellow eyes was sitting on a tree branch in jeans and a deep red sweater, even though it was scorching out for September.
Everyone left the café, mostly because people were starting to stare at Goku's eating obsession. "My turn to pick! I vote we go to the Mirror House!" said Selena, pointing to the large building. Since the sign said 'Open' they stepped in, and the door creaked shut.
"What was that!" Maria asked, jumping a couple of feet.
"Only a door," said a relived sounding Riku.
"Come on! We need to get through the maze to go to another ride!" Rachel turned and marched ahead, mirrors showing at least ten of her.
"Ah!" screamed Stephanie as she fell.
"What?" Riku shouted.
"Nothing. I just tripped over something," Stephanie stood up again.
"Are you afraid or something?" asked Mike, already knowing the answer.
"A little, ok?" Riku said. "I just don't like Mirror Houses. I went through one once, and some really weird things happened."
Midget rolled her eyes. "Then you should have said something before we came in!"
The lights started flickering and went out. Selena could feel Riku shaking right next to her. "Tiffany! Think you can do something?"
Tiffany nodded. "I call upon King Lagaon of the Light to awaken from the darkness!" called Tiffany, pulling out her staff. A small ball of light appeared above her head. "Nice! It worked!"
"King Lagaon?" Squall raised an eyebrow. "Never heard of him."
"Wasn't that the spell from Star Ocean EX, right?" yawned Mike, continuing. "We should keep going before we get any other 'surprises'."
They kept going, being careful of where they stepped. Midget was impressed by Tiffany's wand and the fact that Squall, Riku, and Goku were the real deal.
A bunch of Air Soldiers and Shadows appeared. "Crud!" Midget said. "They exist too!"
Selena drew the Angelblade easily sliced them all in half. "Let's go! We're almost there!"
They all ran as fast as they could to the exit, but when they reached the door, a Stealth Sneak made of mirrors appeared. "Not this again!" Irvine yelled, pulling out his sword. He dived at the Heartless and sliced the creature's arm, making it shatter. "Ha!"
The Stealth Sneak just punched its destroyed arm at him, cutting his arm badly. It roared loudly and then shot the arm at one of the mirrors, creating a new hand.
"So this things invincible?" cried Irvine, while his sister healed the cut with some white magic.
"Not it's not! It has to have a weakness!" Midget shouted, and then she saw it; there was a strange glow. "What's that in its neck?" she asked.
Riku signaled that he had heard. "Hey guys! Try hitting it in the throat! Midget saw something there!"
Mike pulled out his katana and hit it so hard that the entire Heartless shattered. A ruby fell to the ground while the heart of the monster floated away. The gem glowed and a woman in long red robes with black hair stood in its place, though she was transparent and much smaller, like the hologram of the Princess in Star Wars.
"Congratulations on defeated a heartless I made myself," she sneered. "I wanted to see how powerful and smart you were, and I guess you passed. Good luck defeating the rest of my servants though." The jewel shattered, and the woman disappeared.
"Who was that?" asked Midget. "She definitely wasn't in KH!"
They left the Mirror House before someone went in and saw the one section completely demolished.
Turning on the PS2, Selena glanced at all of her friends, minus Midget, and smiled. "We're going back to Traverse Town and find Kuro. We'll get him back, even if we have to beat some sense into him. Ready, set, GO!" She pointed the Angelblade at the TV and they teleported into Kingdom Hearts and landed in Traverse Town.
Credits (never thought I'd do them for this fic…)
The Spell Tiffany said was from the Japanese Star Ocean EX, episode 3. Watch the subtitle, and that's what Celine says.
Rachel really is afraid of Ferris Wheels.
Mary-Sue was slightly stolen from KuroKagome's fic, Chronicles of a Psychopath. So is the line "just like normal", which is said multiple times in her fic.
Fehmalie was my mom's idea actually... If you were wondering about the "name at the hospital", that was referring to the tags that say "Female" or "Male".
Midget is a friend of mine whom we really call Midget, but she was the one who told us to call her that.
That's it for this chapter. Sorry it took so long to update, but my computer was just fixed. Until next time, later!