The Love of a Perverted Ninja

ILI: yello!

Gaara: shouldn't you be getting ready for school or something? it IS 6:24! A.M!

ILI: hey! i'm ready! i get up like 30 minutes eariler then i have to!

Gaara:...that's just dumb...

ILI: dumb like a moose gaara, dumb like a moose

Gaara: o.O

ILI: i would just like to say, Happy Passover and Happy Easter!...even though passover doesn't start until sundown tonight and easter isn't until sunday...but oh well!

Gaara: holidays...:sudders:

ILI: ok then...another good book is An Acquaintance With Darkness by Ann Rinaldi...well i haven't READ it yet but in my school, i'm not sure about all schools, but we have a choice of like 5 or 6 books that we can pick from to read fro L.A class and that was the one i picked but i donno if i'm reading that yet or not...i DID read the first 2 chapters and that was good. also a good book is Girl In Blue by the same person

Itachi: books...

icydragon14: woot! garth nix! no i haven't read those yet but they are on my list of books to read. hopefully i'll get to them over summer -

MikoHatome: thanks. the tank is there because eariler, Wesley had won it and he went there. it took me a while to remember that -'

nightmare car: oh my...lol

digitalcat17: woot! emo! YES I KNOW I STILL HAVE YOUR BOOK! woot! getting high off markers! that happened to me once when i was drawing on a balloon...-' yay! the candle doesn't care! peace out yo!

Alien26: it's no problem! its true! and yes, yay bloodyness! o.O i think SOMEONE person from CA. doesn't like a certin car O.o

Disclamer: me no own but saturday naruto comes back to cartoon network! and i have the right to be happy about that so in y'all face!

and an extra thanks to Alien26! huzaah! i swear the fights would not be as good if i was typing them! -throws cool spring brake/thank you party!-

A/N: -mocking my principal- now remember, spring brake doesn't start until 10:33 on thursday so until then, you have to get all your work done and get to class on time!
lol jackie! she's been saying that all week! we GET it!


"Our next match is: Hyuuga Hinata vs. Tenten!" announced Genma.

The two kunoichi started towards the center of the ring. Genma threw down his hand and jumped out of the way.

Tenten took out two needles and threw them at Hinata. Hinata ducked under them, her eyes in Byakugan mode. She charged at Tenten with a kunai in her hand. The two started trading off blows, the sound of steel clashing steel in the air. Tenten then took out a scroll with her free hand, but it was soon impaled by one of Hinata's shuriken.

The weapons master jumped into the air, took out a second scroll, and yelled Soshoryu! From the open scroll she took out multiple weapons and threw them at Hinata. Hinata then executed the Kaiten, deflecting the weapons away from her. While she was in the air, Tenten then pulled out two more needles and threw them at Hinata. Hinata didn't have time to deflect it. The needles plunged into her head.

Her body fell down and turned into a log. Tenten realized what happened, and turned her head to her landing spot. There was Hinata in the Hyuuga Gentle Fist style, ready to do some damage to Tenten's charka system.

The battle ended as soon as Tenten fell on her back, unable to get up.

"Winner! Hyuuga Hinata!" The crowd cheered.

When she returned to the balconies, she found all her friends cheering like wild and Naruto holding her in a love-death grip.

"That was AWESOME, Hinata!" he shouted, smiling. Although having difficulty breathing, Hinata smiled as well.

(A/N: sorry tentenroks and any other Tenten lover! I promise, in my next story, Tenten will be more successful!)

"Our next match is between Temari and (insert new name)!" Genma said.

'Thank GOD Gaara isn't here!' Temari though happily. Or then she would have been way too nervous.

(Ok, really lazy today, so no unnecessary Chuunin battle needed here. Temari won.)

When Temari got back, Kankuro looked shocked! "I…I HATE YOU MORE THEN LIFE IT SELF AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE LIFE!" he yelled. Temari could only smile…AND punch him very hard in the arm. "Ouch! Damn!"

"Good job, Temari," Sakura said.

"Yeah, good job, you're a Chuunin now!" Ino declared.

"Now for our next match," Genma announced. "Haruno Sakura vs. Yamanaka Ino."

There was silence between Sakura and Ino. They both looked at each other with a grave and serious face. Nothing was said to them either by their friends, for they didn't know what to say.

Genma raised his hand, and threw it down to start the match. At first nothing happened. Neither contestant moved an inch. Then, Sakura started taking off her headband and putting it on her forehead. Ino, taking in the notion, did the same. She then held out her hand.

"May the best kunoichi win." Sakura didn't say anything at first, and then shook Ino's hand.

"It's a deal, Ino-pig." They both smirked before fighting.

Ino narrowly missed Sakura's fist as it made a crater from the impact. She took out a shuriken and threw it at the pink-hair. Sakura took out her own shuriken and threw it at the spinning projectile. Both weapons clashed and hit the ground. Sakura jumped over the crater and started throwing powerful roundhouses at her friend. The other kunoichi could only dodge.

She was well aware of Sakura's freakish strength and that if one of her feet lightly tapped her, she would be flying. Then, she had an idea. Instead of backing away another step, she ducked under the next kick and gave Sakura an uppercut to the chin. It wasn't as powerful as Sakura, but the position would make up for it. The pink-hairdos body flew up ten feet before hitting the ground. She quickly rolled up to a standing position before charging again.

Ino prepared for her special attack. She held up her two hands and shouted "Shintenshin no Jutsu!"

But when she did this, Sakura did something unexpected: She slid on the ground while running. This gave Sakura an instant cover from Ino's mind switching technique. Ino's body slumped. Genma knew it would take a few minutes before Ino's mind reattached to her body. He turned to the crowd.

"Winner: Haruno Sakura!"