Kakashi's Date Frenzy!
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Yufa: Hello minna!
It's me again signing up for another hilarious chapter of Kakashi's Date Frenzy! To those who are waiting for the next chapter of Detective School Q's Seraphim, I'm sad to say, it will be delayed more because I can't find its draft notebook. If I can't find it…well….you get the picture, but don't worry! I still have a lot of stories under my brain!
So let's get this party starting!
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Disclaimer: As I said before, I'll never own Naruto…ever…but I do own some of its merchandise! I'm a true blue Naruto fan…at least I say I am.
KAKASHI HATAKE AND SASUKE UCHIHA FOREVER!
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Kakashi's Date Frenzy!
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Day 1, Part 1: Introductions (Duh!) with Ice Cream on Top
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T'was a lovely day in the Anime Realm's Konoha Hidden Village. The skies were as always blue with puffy white clouds floating in them. The birds were chirping harmonious melody on the beautiful tree branches. Team 7 was the fist to arrive at the desired destination: the portal connecting the Anime Realm and The Real World. Naruto and Sakura were nervously pacing the ground as Sasuke was watching for any signs of the other party. Kakashi on the other hand, was nervously reading his (disgusting?) book: Icha, Icha Paradaisu as well as shaking from head to toe.
"Where in the fuck can they be!" Naruto yelled as he tore out chunks of his golden hair.
Surprisingly, even he tore out hair that could fill a box; he never became bald because, in a weird way, his hair keeps on growing back ever so quickly.
"Yo! Hold your horses you baka." reassured a tough feminine voice, "We're here."
Out of the portal came the Anifeakz (A/N: Yours truly's group's name!) with a grumpy Maya. Yufa of the Anifeakz spoke up and said, "Now, I will introduce our couple to each other. Kakashi this is Maya." she indicated to the silver haired Jounin. In an instant, Kakashi was struck by cupid's arrow. He looked at the girl from head to toe.
Today, Maya was sporting a violet and black themed outfit. Her black hair was braided into a single ponytail held back by an elastic band. She had her usual heart and cross pendant around her neck. Her clothes consisted of a violet blouse with a black skirt which was at knee's level. She had matching tennis shoes to go with it.
The only word he could muster to complement the grumpy girl was, "Wow…"
Everyone, except Maya who blushed, sweat dropped at the small comment of the jounin.
"Err…right. Now Maya, this is Kakashi Hatake. We hope you two would be able to get along perfectly!" but poor Yufa's last words yet to deaf ears as it was Maya's turn to gape at her partner.
True Kakashi would be treated as a smart aleck and at times a geek but for her standard one word flashed into her head: H.O.T.
Instead of the usual jounin uniform he wears during training and missions, he now wore something new: casual attire. He indeed removed his mouth mask but not his head protector which covered his special sharingan eye. He wore a simple button down green polo with dark blue denim pants. Instead of shinobi sandals, it was replaced by common shoes, men wear. Around his neck was some sort of locket of which sported Konoha's village symbol.
Now it was her turn to complement, "Hubba, hubba, hubba…" she stuttered. Once again the witnesses sweat dropped and Kakashi flushed red, "Err…arigatou…"
Naruto and Hanyoku quickly interrupted their moment of romance with a slight cough, "Now with introductions settled, we believe it's now time for you to get along."
Kakashi and Maya's eyes almost popped out of their sockets and quickly looked at each other than at their companions, "WHAT! YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW!" they yelled.
Their companions just gave them secretive smiles and left the two blissfully alone.
Suddenly, the air around the two rose as they flushed more red every second that passed. After what seemed to be a million years of silence, Maya bravely spoke to her partner, "Hey, why don't we go to your village, Konoha right?" she asked while still red at the face.
Kakashi smiled at his pair. Eventually, he seemed to like her more and more.
"Yes. You are correct. So…shall we?" he offered his arm to her like a gentleman he really is.
Maya smiled gently at him, her femininity side starting to take over her as she accepted it wholeheartedly.
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9:00 am, Still at Anime Realm: Konoha Hidden Village Square
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"Naruto? Are you sure they're coming? I mean do they know the way in going here?" Sephartiri asked their companion as they waited under a blossoming cherry blossom tree.
"Positive. Just be patient. Now what was that they say in your world? Patience is a virtue?" he clarified which struck his fellow teammates like lightning.
"Hello? Earth to Naruto? Are you alright? Did you bump your disgustingly perverted head on a tree or something?" Sakura asked the prankster, knocking his head. Sasuke looked up into the heavens and added, "Alleluia…Amen…the idiot finally has a brain…"
A very pissed off Naruto yelled at the genius Uchiha survivor, "What did you just say Sasuke-teme!" he growled with a threatening fist.
Yufa and Hanyoku sighed and separated the two opposing sides.
"That's enough! We should now focus on the plan you know!" Hanyoku arrogantly pointed out.
Everyone just stared at her for about…30 seconds… before they finally agreed. Soon after a few minutes, a small group of girls arrived from the corner of Shibuya in the Anime Realm.
One was like their leader, sported some red highlights on her bright orange hair. Her outfit consisted of a tube-top and a micro miniskirt. She has brown go-go boots and finish off with an array of accessories.
The next one was a stunningly cute fake blonde. Just like their leader her fashion sense is mind-blowing. Her outfit is the same as the first one but instead of boots she wore red and white tennis shoes.
Now the third girl can be described with one word: SIMPLE. She's a natural black head and wore a simple dress with a coat to go with it then sandals. Accessories are at minimum.
"Hi 'ya all!" greeted the orange head.
Yufa waved at the approaching party, "Konnichiwa Ran, Miyu, and Aya!"
"It's been a pleasure scheming with you all!" Ran merrily said.
Naruto and company grinned evilly along with the Super Gals at Shibuya. It seemed that all of them had one evil, demented mind.
"So, shall we start Operation: Ice Cream?" Naruto asked his comrades.
"YEAH!"
"We better get going. The shop's all set now. We'll leave the rest to you." Aya stated as they led Naruto and company to their area of the Anime Realm.
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9:30 am, Anime Realm: Shibuya City
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Our couple was finally getting along the streets of Shibuya. For them it was weird that their "friends" told them to go straight to Shibuya Ice Cream Parlor. They only found their "every minute calls" annoying.
"Now where could that place be?" Kakashi muttered under his breath.
He's going to murder those three chunnins when he gets back or see them along the way! He felt a small tug on his shirt sleeve ad turned to look at Maya, who did the small gesture.
"What is it Maya?" he asked the girl, with tenderness in his voice.
Maya felt her face flush red. Not trusting her own voice, (A/N: She's starting to act like Hinata, right?) she shyly pointed to a white and green building at their right. It was the ice cream parlor they were looking for!
"Oh…" Kakashi uttered, embarrassed by his own stupidity. To make up for it, he automatically to her hand into his and held it gently.
Maya looked at him in surprise, "Kakashi? Something wrong?" she asked him gently.
The jounin smiled at her and shook his head, "Nothing's wrong." And with a small tug at the girl's arm he led her into the small building.
As they entered the building, they were greeted by a warm but cozy atmosphere, however strange enough they were the only ones in the building. Kakashi gave Maya a puzzled look who just shrugged in return as they headed toward the red U-shaped couch by the window. As they seated themselves on a U-shaped couch near the window, a pretty waitress, who was Sakura under a Henge no Jutsu came to "take their orders".
"Ohayo! May I take your order?" she asked the couple who were looking at their menus.
Maya who was looking on top of her menu to the man of her "desire" didn't take heed of Sakura's words. Kakashi on the other hand, never noticed this because he was engrossed with the menu in his hands. He only looked up to dictate his order to Sakura.
"I'll have a Chocolate, Strawberry Banana Split." he stated with a hint of amusement in his voice.
Sakura quickly wrote down his order in small notepad she had with her. Soon she faced Maya, "Miss? What about you?"
Maya abruptly looked at Sakura and quickly replied, "A Chocolate Parfait please."
Again Sakura wrote down the order. At the back of her mind, Evil Sakura, her inner self, was cackling evilly, "Now for the fun part!"
Kakashi watched Sakura's retreating form, as well as her (ahem!) swaying bum. Maya on the other hand, was green with envy at the attention she wasn't receiving.
"Ahem!" she faked a cough.
No answer. Not even a glance.
"AheM!"she tried again, rather loudly this time.
Still no reaction.
"Grr…" the girl suddenly pulled the unwary jounin near her, in which their lips were only a centimeter apart.
It seemed that time slowed down as they both closed their eyes and slowly closing the gap between them with one…
…. Sweet …
… Kiss …
Unfortunately, they were interrupted by Sakura, who arrived with their orders. "Thank you for waiting! ... Whoops!" she "accidentally" tripped. The Chocolate, Strawberry Banana Split…err…split along with the Chocolate Parfait.
Into the air.
Down.
Splashing poor Maya with its contents while Kakashi caught Sakura in his arms. Jealousy once again settled into Maya almost blowing her short fuse. Sakura noticed this reaction and knew that everything was going into plan. She slowly placed a small kiss on Kakashi's cheek, "Arigatou!" she giggled as she got up from Kakashi's arms and left.
"Uh…no problem…?" Kakashi replied to the retreating form.
He faced Maya who stood up furiously and started to make a beeline to the washing area.
"H-hey! Where are you going? He asked, startled.
The goth girl stared at him, burning holes through his head.
"To the washing area. Why?" she replied rather harshly, keeping her jealously and the urge to slap or kill the white-haired bastard at bay.
Kakashi determinedly looked back at her despite that he can sense the girl's strong surge to do something harsh to him, "Just concerned. Go before the ice cream completely sticks to you."
Immediately, Maya stormed to the washing area muttering curses and foul words along the way. Thinking quickly, Kakashi paid for the damage and for their order, and then crossed the street towards the clothes store nearby. Ok, for the author's opinion, this guy must have some kind of strange ability to determine what kind of clothes a girl likes because he seems confident on what to buy for her. In a few minutes, he emerged from the shop carrying a shopping bag containing a long-sleeved violet t-shirt and fit-all hip pants with the matching belt, of course, and headed back towards the ice cream shop.
Now let's shift visions…
Four unlikely disguised people were watching from very odd hiding places. One, who was Naruto, disguised himself as a cactus. Sasuke was hanging upside down from a roof ledge. Hanyoku was…well…hiding inside a smelly and dirty looking trash bin. Lastly, Yufa was just…err…standing beside Hanyoku's hiding place anime sweat drops sliding at the back of her head.
"This is ridiculous…" she simply stated as they watched Kakashi re-enter the shop.
"What are you talking about? We're on a mission!" Hanyoku retorted.
"Yeah!" a certain Sephartiri fell down from the heavens.
Yufa sweat dropped some more as she looked at her friend get up to her feet.
"Where'd you go? And how did you fall from the sky?" she asked the dazed, Egypt-crazy girl.
Sephartiri still had a dazed out look when she answered Yufa's question, "From the floating Eden…" she stupidly replied pointing to a piece of land floating on the sky. (A/N: For those clueless idiots out there, she meant the floating Eden from Eden's Bowy)
Not even the author knows how she got there! Yufa sweat dropped again, 'Why does it have to be me!'she thought miserably.
Anyway….
Let's shift visions again…
Kakashi knocked at the girl's comfort room, to talk to Maya.
"Maya? Maya I bought some clothes for you to change in."
The door creaked a little bit as a slender hand snatched the bag from him rather swiftly, surprising the silver haired jounin.
"Thanks!" came the muffled voice.
"A...Anytime…" Kakashi replied to the now shut door.
He sighed and proceeded to the counter and seated himself on a chair there. He ordered himself a milkshake while he waited for his damsel to change.
Two minutes…
Three minutes…
Four minutes…
Five minutes passed and he heard footsteps from his left side. Looking to that direction, he saw a vision so beautiful that even the beauty queens will lose their crown!
"Wow…"
TBC…
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Yufa: The first chapter's long I know but I really love writing this story!
Kakashi and Maya: Stop torturing us and give us a love scene already!
Yufa: No! I want to prolong the torture!
Naruto, Hanyoku, Sakura, Sasuke and Sephartiri: Yeah!
Kakashi and Maya: holding guns Grr!
Yufa: evil smirk If you try to kill us I'll prolong the torture!
Kakashi and Maya: Waah!
Yufa: Anyway… PLEASE LEAVE REVIEWS!
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Vocabulary:
Baka- Japanese for idiot, stupid and bastard
Shinobi- another word for ninja
Arigatou- Japanese for Thank you
Chunnins- second leveled ninjas
Henge no Jutsu- Transformation Jutsu
Ohayo- Japanese for Good Morning!